Blu: Hmmm… It seems a bit… square… uggggghhhhhhh
Yellow: Actually, it’ more of a cube!
Blu; Well, I mean if you want to get technica- *beat* -AGK!
Yellow: This is a really pretty drawing, blu! What’s it for?
Blu: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!
Yellow: In? We’re out on The Desk of Office
park. Blu: Oh…
Yellow: So… Whatcha workin on?
Blu: Art fair entry-
Yellow: *GAAAAAAASP* -
THE CRAYON ART SHOWCASE SHOWING OFF GROUP PROJECTS Of YOUNG ASPIRING CRAYOLAS?!
Blu: ...yyyyesssssss…?
Yellow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*sigh* Can I join your team?
Blu: NO-! Eghem… I don’t really… do group projects.
Yellow: Wha-hat? What do you mean? Blu: It’s either I do all the work, or some
half wit comes and ruins the project for everyone. Yellow: *squints eyes* what are you saying.0
Blu: All I’m saying is I’d rather draw alo-
Stub: ARE YOU GUYS DRAWING SOMETHING!? Blu: AAA!
Stub: It’s good...but it needs something…
Snap: B L O O D S T A I N S
Stub: RED SCRATCHES! Snap: Ruby soaked skulls!
Stub: Ketchup drowned french fries!
Blu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Blu:What do you- Yellow: Maybe a Yellow Unicorn will lighten
the tone! Blu: YELLOW!
Snap: A distorted pen cap~ Blu: HEY! GEt BACK HERE YOU DISCOLORED LITTLE!!!!!
*grunts and panting to simulate an orgasm running* - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
*collapses*
Yellow: Okay, we may have gone a little overboard…
Blu: It’s ruined…
Stub: Wouldn't call it the Mona Lisa to begin with.
Yellow: C’mon blu- Blu: No! Nono nonononon No! I’m done! This
was gonna be a SYMMETRICAL, ABSTRACT drawing. Representing me, and now it’s just -
Yellow: … I’m sorry blu, we didn’t mean to hijack your art.
Stub: We can get you some more paper if you need some
Snap: I can kill for some paper, if you wish.
Blu: It’s just… AWESOME!!
Blu: How did you guys even do any of this while I was chasing you!?? The designs are
so crazy, the colors look so pretty together! AAAAA!
Yellow: Really?! You Love it!? Blue: Yea! I mean, it won’t win any contest,
but if we were to remake it with a little more… organization. WE might be able to
win… I mean… If you guys would like to be on my team.
Stub and Snap: YAAAAY!! Yellow: YAAAS! THAT’d BE AWESOME! Thanks
for letting us help! Blu: No prob, bob.
Yellow: Still sorry about kinda taking over your original project.
Blu: Ahhh Pfft, My original one was drying paint compared to what you guys managed to create.
Yellow: Aye, those brushes in Purdy Town enjoy watching that kind of entertainment.
Blu: I think you guys kinda give it more depth. Stub: Plus, He wouldn’t have been able to
enter a one-crayon project in a Multi-Artist Contest anyways.
Yellow: That too. Blu: Well enough of the explaining! What’s
the plan for this piece? Yellow: Okay! So how about, A bloody Unicorn
shooting Boxes to pieces! All: Oooh! Yeah! Maybe… How are we gonna
*Indistinguishable Conversation fades into music*