Yay, more dirty stuff!! It's been a rough day, so I really needed something more amusing than Angelswift. But I promise, we will get back to the compelling drama soon. In the meantime, enjoy..and remember, Celestia knows when you touch yourself.

I'd Like to be a Tree by Totally_Not_Furry
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3083/I%27d-Like-to-be-a-Tree

Image by CartoonLion: http://i.imgur.com/Y7lIw.jpg