Well, my new mic and such hasn't come yet, but we're going to get this knocked out anyway. So now, may I present, the remaining chapters in rapid-fire succession.

Credit for the fanfiction goes to Dennis the Menace. The original story is available here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36388/My-Roommate-is-a-Vampire




Bright Lights - Max Payne 3 OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDYhaJKc4IU&list=FLpl1rTjvRALrBmJCadG5dlQ&index=14&feature=plpp_video