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I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror

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and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer

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But my breath fogged up the glass

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and so I drew a new face and I laughed

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I guess what I'd be sayin' is there ain't no better reason

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to rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons

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it's wh

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We wonder are you ready to join us now?

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Hand in the air, we will show you how

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BOLLOX!

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Is complete Pancake!

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No, sorry, that's just a saying your teacher used.

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KaTsu!

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Alight, now you try it.

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Katsup!

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Well dear kids. It is now story time with

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Alf Johan Johansson Curtains Karlsson Nilsson Standsson Pokingprickensen Ragnarson

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All right, that's it. I've had it with you.
Untie me, pooch.

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Or I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

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I'm gonna seriously wound you!

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I'm gonna seriously wound you
with this ********!

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Are you mad?
You don't know the power of ********!

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You bet I'm mad, baby,
and I'm about to unleash it!

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The power...

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OF

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Mr. Dent!

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Hello, yes?

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Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer, if I just let it roll straight over you?

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How much?

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None at all!

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'Ello!

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Did you say "Hello"?

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No I said "'Ello", but it's close enough.

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So what can I help you with?

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Do you wanna taste my new energy drink with tripple extra sugar?

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Woah...

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Wankingmansson Göran Peckingpeter Bellhorn Mastursen Buggering Svensson.

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Once apon a time there was a knight named

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Karl Birger Bertil Cockwanker Arsson Acorn Shitten Junghorny Svensson Juan-Marie

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Gordon

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Freeman

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I think that intercom said

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SPARTA!

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I'm a little yellow fish in a deep blue sea

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Won't somebody help me

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Maybe... You can never be sure

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When he'll knock

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Ring

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Letus through your door...

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Hehehe...

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He*ehe...

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Yeah, you'd sure like to let a nice man through your door.

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Or would you..?

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Oh

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Oh My

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Oh My God

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Oh My God
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Oh My God
What The

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Oh My God
What The Fuck

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Oh My God
What The Fuck
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Oh My God
What The Fuck
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Oh My God
What The Fuck
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Oh My God
What The Fuck
Barbeque
SAUCE!

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Raggarson Stroke-Salami Horny Sticky n Plunderer Jens Ohlsson Nutcase Price Bertilsson

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who work for and protected the nobel king

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Clint Eastsen Rins Jacker-Svensson Pathmountain Börje-Longdump Sven-Anders Horncock

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Oh good lord!

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Mariestad

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Marielund

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Mariaplan

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Stigbergsliden

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You shall never have a game of Cream the Bun with the Lord Jesus Christ

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For Jesus is our Lord and he is never last to cum

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Power of Super Mecha Death Christ compels you!

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The mother of all wars has begun!

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Why are you naked?

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How did this happen?!

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Ho, fuff...

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Your primitive notions of modesty.

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I have detected disturbances in the wash...

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Did you just soil yourself?

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Henrik Rapeme-Jonsson Bear Soil Boner Dummy Göran Göransson

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who ruled over the mighty castle

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Hjo.

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Um, shouldn't you connect those components together somehow?

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Yeah, whatever. The power will find its way.

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YÊÂH; WHÅTÊVÊR: THÊ PÔWËR WÎLL FÎND ÎTS WÃY!

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Send a fleet of TIEs after it

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How many shadow clones you want me to make?

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Hm, well lets see...

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Shrieks and Woohoos by Dan Castellaneta