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A long, long time ago

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I can still remember

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how this series used to make me smile

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And I knew if I had my chance

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That we could stop these petty rants

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And maybe we'd be happy for a while

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But, February makes me shiver

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With every single post on Twitter

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Bad news on the laptop

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No more time for one last clop

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I can't remember if I cried

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When we all reached the end of the ride

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But something touched me deep Inside

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The day, the fandom Died

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And I was singing:

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside

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Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried

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Sayin':

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This'll be the day the board dies

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This'll be the day the board dies

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Now, do you have a tulpa friend?

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Is season three really the end?

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'Cause some asshole tells you so?

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Oooh, did you believe the Starswirl post?

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Did you love our Mando roast?

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And can you teach me how to be Sloowpooooooke?

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Well I know that you all hate the show,

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'Cause to mlp you always go.

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We all pissed off the mods

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Damn, we were treated like gods,

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Oooooohhhh

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We sure were some lonely neckbeard fucks,

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with spaghetti dinners and dicks to suck.

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But we knew we were out of luck,

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the day, the fandom died.

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside

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Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried:

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Sayin'

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This'll be the day the board dies

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This'll be the day the board dies

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Now for one year, we've been on our own,

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Shitposting in our pony home,

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But that's not how it used to be.

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When the pedo played for the finale,

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You didn't expect it, well neither did we,

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And the shitstorm, that came to, mlp

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And while the board was screwing around,

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The fags appeared without a sound.

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The shitstorm began to turn,

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Laughing as Ponychan burned!

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As the horsefuckers wrote a book of clop,

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the VAs begged us all to stop.

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And we argued which poneigh was tops

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the day, the fandom died.

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We started singing,

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside

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Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried:

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Sayin'

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This'll be the day the board dies

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This'll be the day the board dies

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Helter Skelter in hiatus swelter,

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Slash mlp was a fallout shelter:

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Twelve pages and failing fast.

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Finally the time did pass,

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on Twitter we would bug the cast.

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Poor Derpy, became a relic, of the past~

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and now season 3 was filled with doom

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while youtube spewed it's autist gloom.

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They all thought we should run

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Oh, but damn, we were having fun!

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Cause' the autists tried to raid the board

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but were stopped by the clopping horde.

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Do you recall how butts were sore?

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The day the fandom died

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside

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Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried

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Sayin'

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This'll be the day the board dies

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This'll be the day the board dies

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Oh, and there we were all in one place -

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A fandom gone without a trace

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With little chance to start again

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So, come on, Jack T. Herbert, Jack be quick -

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Jack, go sit down on Braeburn's dick, 'cause...

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Ponies are the neckbeard's only friend

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Oh, and as I watched posts on the page

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My dick was gripped in fists of rage

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No way in fucking hell

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Could I break Flutterrape's spell!

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And as the fags posted high into the night

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To whiteknight what they thought was right,

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I saw Tinker laughing with delight

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The day the fandom died

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside

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Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried

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Singin'

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This'll be the day the board dies

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This'll be the day the board dies

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I saw a mare whose coat was blue,

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And I asked, if I could cum in you~

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But she just smiled and flew away

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I went back to the sacred board

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Where I felt the magic years before, but ...

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The faggots said the bronies all were gay

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And in the tubes, the show was doomed,

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The bronies cried as Hasnobro jewed,

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But Not a fuck was given -

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The distance had been driven

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And, the three boards I frequent most

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Said ponies weren't okay to post

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Got the link back here to toast

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The day the fandom died

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And, they were singing,

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside

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Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried

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Singin'

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This'll be the day the board dies

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This'll be the day the board dies

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Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?

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Turn the ponies into humans, yet we'll stay on the ride

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Slash mlp will now post Doom Paul and cry

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Singin' this'll be the day the board dies