WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.069 --> 00:00:06.189 Ah, Cocoa, what's up, nya? 00:00:06.189 --> 00:00:08.840 Nyaaa, dude, sweet party house! 00:00:08.840 --> 00:00:09.851 I know right? 00:00:09.869 --> 00:00:11.880 Just was walkin' down the alley and it was sittin' here! 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:13.880 Lady left out food so I figured, 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:14.800 why the nya not? 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:16.420 Old lady? Hoarder? 00:00:16.420 --> 00:00:17.720 Night blogger. 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:18.220 Nyice. 00:00:18.220 --> 00:00:21.300 No wonder there's so much nyan'in stuff lyin' around! 00:00:21.300 --> 00:00:23.900 Yeah, there's like a choo-choo and vroom-vroom... 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:25.400 A nyan'in VROOM VROOM? 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:26.560 Yeah! 00:00:26.560 --> 00:00:27.060 Careful though 00:00:27.060 --> 00:00:29.140 I think she leaves like human stuff out here too... 00:00:29.680 --> 00:00:31.880 Hey guys check out my awesome new hat! 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:32.640 Hahaha! 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:33.680 I can't breath. 00:00:33.890 --> 00:00:35.310 So, what's the spread? 00:00:35.310 --> 00:00:37.300 Well inside there's only Frisky Bitz, 00:00:37.300 --> 00:00:39.680 but there's some sashimi over there by the busy bee! 00:00:39.680 --> 00:00:42.060 Sashimi? Nyeah! Sounds! ... 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:43.420 Great. 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:45.080 Oh man, Tubbs! 00:00:45.080 --> 00:00:46.000 Sup bros. 00:00:46.100 --> 00:00:48.940 Tubbs, what the nya are you doin' here? Nobody invited you! 00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:49.980 Peaches invited me. 00:00:49.980 --> 00:00:51.730 How could Peaches invite you?! 00:00:51.730 --> 00:00:53.210 She never comes to anything! 00:00:53.210 --> 00:00:55.210 Woah, Marsh, is that Peaches? 00:00:55.210 --> 00:00:55.950 What, where? 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:57.899 Nevermind, she left. 00:00:57.899 --> 00:01:01.280 Tubbs, you ate like all the nyan-in' snacks, bro, like what the nya!? 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:03.720 Oh, sorry, were they just for you? 00:01:03.720 --> 00:01:06.580 You know nyan'in well they were for everyoneyou FAT NYA. 00:01:06.900 --> 00:01:07.840 ...I'm big boned. 00:01:07.850 --> 00:01:10.690 Right and Conductor Whiskers is a real choo-choo driver. 00:01:13.320 --> 00:01:16.400 Why didn't you go eat any of the Frisky Bitz in the house instead? 00:01:17.620 --> 00:01:19.120 You couldn't get up the step, could ya. 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:21.120 Hey don't say that yo, that's my trigger word. 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:22.120 What, step? 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:22.620 Up. 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:26.100 Did you even bring any fish from your place? I mean, nya! 00:01:26.110 --> 00:01:28.090 That was like, all the hor d'oeuvers. 00:01:28.090 --> 00:01:29.550 Yeah, I brought fish. 00:01:29.550 --> 00:01:30.470 They're uh... 00:01:31.080 --> 00:01:31.900 Uh... 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:36.880 Oh nyan-ing nya, you were sitting on them!? 00:01:36.880 --> 00:01:38.880 Augh, they're covered in back sweat! 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:40.320 That's... that's marinade. 00:01:40.320 --> 00:01:41.500 That's back sweat. 00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:44.380 Okay Tubbs, you just need to like get out of here, okay? 00:01:44.380 --> 00:01:46.020 Just leave, Tubbs, nobody likes you. 00:01:46.259 --> 00:01:47.619 Peaches likes me. 00:01:47.619 --> 00:01:48.999 Woah dude, look, Peaches came back! 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:49.780 She did!? 00:01:49.780 --> 00:01:51.460 Nevermind. She left again. 00:01:51.460 --> 00:01:55.250 Look, Tubbs, lemme explain it to you: Most of the cats around here suck 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:59.390 Sassy Fran won't shut up about her fur extensions Fred wears that cowboy outfit 00:01:59.390 --> 00:02:02.090 to every nyan-ing party and calls it "kitty cosplay" 00:02:02.090 --> 00:02:04.930 Mr. Meowgi uses seppuku threats to get attention on Twitter 00:02:04.930 --> 00:02:09.170 Don't even get me STARTED on Bob only bringing one fish to every house party 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:11.020 IT'S SUSTAINABLY RAISED! 00:02:11.020 --> 00:02:13.020 SHUT UP! Just, shut up, Bob! 00:02:13.020 --> 00:02:15.671 Nobody cares that you live behind a Whole Foods, Bob! 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:18.099 But you, Tubbs? You are the worst. 00:02:18.269 --> 00:02:20.149 The nyan'in worst. 00:02:20.149 --> 00:02:23.840 I can't even explain how nyan'ing awful youare, Tubbs. 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:25.320 Woah, dude, you serious now? 00:02:25.320 --> 00:02:28.410 I don't understand how eating a bunch of fish makes me a literal Kitler. 00:02:28.410 --> 00:02:30.410 I mean, seriously, what the meow? 00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:33.420 YOU SHUT YOUR NYAN'ING MOUTH! 00:02:33.430 --> 00:02:36.480 You kiss your mother with that mouth!? Holy nya! 00:02:36.489 --> 00:02:40.869 Just, get out, Tubbs! Nya you, go nya yourself you nya! 00:02:40.869 --> 00:02:42.820 Nyeh, go nyeh yourself. 00:02:42.820 --> 00:02:43.820 You are the WORST Tubbs 00:02:43.820 --> 00:02:45.360 you are LITERALLY the WORST 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:46.080 Hey guys! 00:02:47.040 --> 00:02:50.140 Great party! It's 'pawsitively clawsome!' Am I right? 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:53.680 You are literally the worst, Speckles. 00:03:12.860 --> 00:03:16.380 Hello? Helloooo? 00:03:17.500 --> 00:03:19.120 Oh hey, pre-marinated!