Ah, Cocoa, what's up, nya?
Nyaaa, dude, sweet party house!
I know right?
Just was walkin' down the alley and it was sittin' here!
Lady left out food so I figured,
why the nya not?
Old lady? Hoarder?
Night blogger.
Nyice.
No wonder there's so much nyan'in stuff lyin' around!
Yeah, there's like a choo-choo and vroom-vroom...
A nyan'in VROOM VROOM?
Yeah!
Careful though
I think she leaves like human stuff out here too...
Hey guys check out my awesome new hat!
Hahaha!
I can't breath.
So, what's the spread?
Well inside there's only Frisky Bitz,
but there's some sashimi over there by the busy bee!
Sashimi? Nyeah! Sounds! ...
Great.
Oh man, Tubbs!
Sup bros.
Tubbs, what the nya are you doin' here? Nobody invited you!
Peaches invited me.
How could Peaches invite you?!
She never comes to anything!
Woah, Marsh, is that Peaches?
What, where?
Nevermind, she left.
Tubbs, you ate like all the nyan-in' snacks, bro, like what the nya!?
Oh, sorry, were they just for you?
You know nyan'in well they were for everyoneyou FAT NYA.
...I'm big boned.
Right and Conductor Whiskers is a real choo-choo driver.
Why didn't you go eat any of the Frisky Bitz in the house instead?
You couldn't get up the step, could ya.
Hey don't say that yo, that's my trigger word.
What, step?
Up.
Did you even bring any fish from your place? I mean, nya!
That was like, all the hor d'oeuvers.
Yeah, I brought fish.
They're uh...
Uh...
Oh nyan-ing nya, you were sitting on them!?
Augh, they're covered in back sweat!
That's... that's marinade.
That's back sweat.
Okay Tubbs, you just need to like get out of here, okay?
Just leave, Tubbs, nobody likes you.
Peaches likes me.
Woah dude, look, Peaches came back!
She did!?
Nevermind. She left again.
Look, Tubbs, lemme explain it to you: Most of the cats around here suck
Sassy Fran won't shut up about her fur extensions Fred wears that cowboy outfit
to every nyan-ing party and calls it "kitty cosplay"
Mr. Meowgi uses seppuku threats to get attention on Twitter
Don't even get me STARTED on Bob only bringing one fish to every house party
IT'S SUSTAINABLY RAISED!
SHUT UP! Just, shut up, Bob!
Nobody cares that you live behind a Whole Foods, Bob!
But you, Tubbs? You are the worst.
The nyan'in worst.
I can't even explain how nyan'ing awful youare, Tubbs.
Woah, dude, you serious now?
I don't understand how eating a bunch of fish makes me a literal Kitler.
I mean, seriously, what the meow?
YOU SHUT YOUR NYAN'ING MOUTH!
You kiss your mother with that mouth!? Holy nya!
Just, get out, Tubbs! Nya you, go nya yourself you nya!
Nyeh, go nyeh yourself.
You are the WORST Tubbs
you are LITERALLY the WORST
Hey guys!
Great party! It's 'pawsitively clawsome!' Am I right?
You are literally the worst, Speckles.
Hello? Helloooo?
Oh hey, pre-marinated!