Now this is a story all about how Your life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a moment, let me explain,
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the Rift's Bottom Lane
In west Shadow Isles, died and raised,
in the graveyard is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' souls dementing, tormenting all good
And all flaying some sinners outside of the woods
When a couple of warriors who wielded the light
Started purifyin' creatures of the night
I snared one little wife and Lucian got mad, he said
"You took my better half, What you left is bad!"
I ran and retreated from him, day after day
But no matter where I turned he was always in my way
I noticed my friends all in the League of Legends,
I picked my lantern up, and said 'Time for some vengeance'
Support? Don't cut me short
Making hooks and flays for the marksman sort?
Is this all that's left for my afterlife?
Hmm...
This might be alright.
I waited for some souls to grace my court
I saw Lucian was the carry with Leona support
If anything I can say the chance was insane
Turned to Draven and said 'Homes, let's conquer this lane'
I pulled them with my hooks, around 7 or 8
Turned to Leona and said "Nobody escapes"
Put her in a box then took the game
Now I set on my throne as the Prince of Bot Lane