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Obviously, this video is redundant.

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If you want to hear stuff that I've gotten right,

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just listen to any one of the libraries of videos that I have on my channel

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that features my voice.

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I'm just doin' this 'cuz

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I was supposed to have a video out, like

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three, like, like,

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four months ago and I haven't done anything,

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so here's a quick upload to keep you people happy.

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You know this went unnoticed by a lot of people, but,

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I was actually right about this.

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You see in the video... the... in the... in the episode...

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"Discordant Harmony" Discord? He's talking to himself

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because he's trying to... you know...

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work through a problem, or something he's not used to doing

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'cuz he's a draconequus and... uh...

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I did the same thing on my channel, like

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five months earlier. 'Course it was a coincidence

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because the episode was in production before my video came out,

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so this idea was already had before I thought of it, but 

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I uploaded it first, so I'm going to take credit.

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The next thing that I was right about, of course,

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which is everything,

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was that there was more than just the six elements!

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It would be really boring and stupid if there were only six

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that existed in this time and no other time before it.

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How could I NOT be right about that?

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You'd have to be, like, as blind as

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ME

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to not see that.

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'Course the biggest thing that I was right about,

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the crowning achievement of my entire YouTube career,

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was the fact that Discord is NOT Starswirl

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I said that before...

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waaaaay before... everything.

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Suck on that, Notioooonn!

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Never ever EVER trust a "Florida Dude" to do your thinking for you.

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How COULD Discord be Starswirl?

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Discord is cool, Starswirl is not.

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And, of course, the last thing that I was right about,

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which was everything

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[OLD VIDEO "An Artist's Tragedy: MLP the Movie Trailer"] Who are these people?

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Yeesh, this universe is a mess.

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Yeah, the movie looks like [__], what a surprise.

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How could you not see THAT coming?

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Anyway, I've... I've got some stuff... some stuff planned.

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Sort of... *sigh* not really.

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Uh... I dunno.... uh I dunno.

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Just... I feel like there was something I legitimately wanted to say here,

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some update, or something, but, I don't...

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I'm sitting here and I don't remember what it is, so...

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I dunno... uh... maybe just check the comments or something.

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OK, bye.

