I've just grown bizarrely attached to this track UDSI did, and I had to butcher it...

I'm obligated to add his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/174UDSI

or should I put a link to a tweet he did? That should give you an idea of who he is as an artist.
Also here's the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkDPL0nBl8

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