Okay, so we got episode 5 and 6 taken care of... The comics are good... Uh, what else?
Oh! Um...
We uh, we have that uh, sub special that we were gonna do.
I forgot about that... fuck!
Well, think of anything?
No.
We could do a commentary. Or bloopers, or...
Not.
Uh, we could.
But... no one watches our blooper videos anyway.
Yeah, I mean like nobody watches anything that isn't an episode, anyway, so...
We could do that Christmas song we didn't release.
"Twilight the Pony"?
Oh, yeah!
There's also the Tenacious D parody we were gonna do.
I still wanna do that.
Oh!
Wait, dude, what about um... Uh, the Giggles at the Ghosties thing?
Didn't someone- Wait, wait, wait! Um, hang on, let me just...
Just, give me a second.
What are you doing?
I just- nothing, just like, keep, just keep... making... sounds.
Okay?
Uh! Well...
Yeah, no we can't do that, cause it ruins the scene.
What, what scene?
In episode two.
Where they're all like, "That scene was the best! I can't believe how fuckin' smart we are!"
Wait, yeah, how does that ruin it?
Cause, like, the whole point is that their version that we don't see
is supposed to be better than the one in the show.
And... I don't know about you but I don't think we can make a song that's better than "Giggle at the Whatever".
So it fucks up the joke.
We can make one BETTER than that.
Mm!
Can we?
Do you have any ideas?
...No...
Well, neither do I. We're exactly where we started.
I guess we could just NOT do it.
Yes! Exactly where we started. Let's do that.
Wait! No, no, no, guys, wait, wait, okay, okay.
Um, uh, I think I have something. Just like, just check this out alright? Just like, follow my lead.
When I was a little filly, faced with darkness all around
Oh hey, is she?
The sinners and the heathens warped my smile to a frown
She is!
I tried to love and forgive the evil ones I saw,
But Preacher Mare said that wasn't the way to deal with them at all!
Then what is?
She said, 'Pinkie, you gotta tell them all. Attack their deepest fears
Show them if they don't repent, Uh... [insert religious metaphor here!]"
Flames. Of. Hell.
(gasps)
So, exorcise the demons! Clear a path to Eden
Baptize all the children, God's love holds and heals them
Convert the non-believers, strike down snake-tonged deceivers
And tell those weak minded pagans that... um, I didn't get this far in the script because I'm improvizing!
Pray!
Eh, eh? What do you think?
It's good, It's good.
Eaugh, not amazing.
Okay, yeah, I mean like, I was improvizing it, so like,
So um, are we gonna use that or we wanna think of a different sub special?
Uh... fuck it. Yeah, fuck it!
Yeah, fuck it!
Yeah, yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it.
Okay, okay. Uh, next order of business... Twilight Sparkle in... The Graduate!
Mrs. Celestia, you're trying to seduce me!
...Aren't you?
Yeaaah.