WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.180 You’re up early. 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:21.180 All the noise woke me up. What was that? 00:00:21.520 --> 00:00:24.580 A siren, alerting me that we may be in danger. 00:00:24.580 --> 00:00:25.520 Danger? 00:00:25.520 --> 00:00:28.340 Do you remember the Mirror Pool, Luna? 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:30.740 No… I don’t… 00:00:30.900 --> 00:00:34.660 It’s a portal, a gateway to a parallel dimension. 00:00:34.660 --> 00:00:41.660 There are hundreds of thousands of realities similar to ours, but only one of those is linked with our pool. 00:00:41.660 --> 00:00:43.660 And someone’s traveled through? 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:45.460 Yes. Here, have a look. 00:00:47.800 --> 00:00:49.880 Those are... Some of the Elements... 00:00:50.360 --> 00:00:53.280 Generosity, Loyalty, and Kindness, yes. 00:00:53.580 --> 00:00:55.000 Why are they here? 00:00:55.040 --> 00:00:56.380 I don’t know. 00:00:56.380 --> 00:01:03.340 I’ve only talked with that dimension’s Celestia once, and she seemed… normal enough... 00:01:03.340 --> 00:01:05.940 ...but her demeanor may have changed. 00:01:05.940 --> 00:01:09.060 Perhaps she means to claim our realm as her own. 00:01:09.060 --> 00:01:10.060 What do we do? 00:01:10.380 --> 00:01:11.900 We need to act quickly. 00:01:11.900 --> 00:01:18.040 If they’re here, then maybe we can send our world’s counterparts to their world, without them knowing... 00:01:18.360 --> 00:01:22.320 I’ll send word to the Elements and have them go through the Mirror Pool as well. 00:01:22.320 --> 00:01:26.580 Once on their side, they’ll be able to investigate for hostile intentions. 00:01:26.980 --> 00:01:28.640 Do you think that’ll work? 00:01:28.700 --> 00:01:35.500 Stealth is what the Elements do best. If all goes well this matter should be resolved before day’s end. 00:01:38.140 --> 00:02:10.120 ♪ 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:14.100 Wow, um, uh- a whole new universe! 00:02:14.100 --> 00:02:15.940 But it looks just like ours. 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:17.980 I don't like this, man, I don't like it! 00:02:17.980 --> 00:02:22.120 Um, it's gonna be ok, Fluttershy. Um, nothing's gonna happen to you. 00:02:22.660 --> 00:02:25.780 Seriously, this looks exactly the same. D-did we even leave? 00:02:25.780 --> 00:02:29.620 It is a parallel universe, it's supposed to look the same. 00:02:29.620 --> 00:02:31.720 Let's just get this over with, man! 00:02:31.820 --> 00:02:34.640 Alright, alright, what's the address? 00:02:35.060 --> 00:02:36.980 Oh! ...Ummm... 00:02:36.980 --> 00:02:38.800 You don't remember the address?! 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.620 It was really hard to remember. 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:42.160 It was like 3 numbers! 00:02:42.160 --> 00:02:44.120 Well you don't remember it either. 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:47.140 Oh yeah? Well, how you know I don't remember it? 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:48.820 Um, do you remember? 00:02:49.140 --> 00:02:50.140 [sniffles] No... 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.540 Whatever. I'm just gonna go find it. 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:58.540 No! No! W- we can't split up! Bad things happen when you split up, man! Are you serious?! 00:02:58.540 --> 00:03:02.240 We don't know this place and-! Aw jeez, I-I can't deal with this, man! 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:03.120 [hyperventilating] 00:03:03.220 --> 00:03:06.420 Whoa there, you um, calm down! 00:03:10.020 --> 00:03:10.760 Heya, Rainbow! 00:03:10.900 --> 00:03:12.900 -Hello! -Hey, what's up? 00:03:13.160 --> 00:03:13.660 I am. 00:03:13.660 --> 00:03:15.580 Whoa, talk ag- Say something! 00:03:15.580 --> 00:03:16.100 OK. 00:03:16.100 --> 00:03:17.840 What the fuck is wrong with your voice? 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:19.500 This is how I've always sounded. 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:22.000 No, it isn't! You sound weird! 00:03:22.320 --> 00:03:26.340 Oh yeah? Well, you sound weird! Why do you sound like a guy? 00:03:26.340 --> 00:03:27.740 I don't sound like a guy! 00:03:27.820 --> 00:03:29.360 Yeah, you kinda do. 00:03:29.580 --> 00:03:33.880 Whatever. So, I got my mane done, you like it? 00:03:34.020 --> 00:03:37.380 Yes. It looks like clouds mixed with cotton candy. 00:03:37.380 --> 00:03:41.640 I guess it does... Doesn’t it remind you of anything else, though? 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:42.480 No. 00:03:42.480 --> 00:03:44.760 Dude, it’s made up like the first time we met! 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:46.900 Oh yeah. That was fun. 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:54.500 Yeah it was. If I had to pick my favorite part, it would probably have to be your patented Rain-Blow job. 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:58.240 Don't you remember saying that? 00:03:58.240 --> 00:04:01.280 No, but it does sound like something I would say. 00:04:01.540 --> 00:04:05.980 I was thinking, maybe it's about time I return the favor. 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:09.300 Give you my patented Twi-low job... 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:12.400 *Twi-low job? YOU'RE GONNA BLOW IT, DUMBASS!!!* 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:13.520 What do you mean? 00:04:13.660 --> 00:04:20.980 Lemme try again; I'm talkin': you, me, and an afternoon of yodeling in the valley... 00:04:21.100 --> 00:04:23.660 I don't think I can yodel, but I can try. 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:26.600 God dammit- I'm offering to go down on you. 00:04:26.600 --> 00:04:28.280 I don't know what that means. 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:29.220 Ugh! Dash! 00:04:29.320 --> 00:04:30.900 My name is "The Bird"! 00:04:30.900 --> 00:04:32.340 Did you hit your head or something? 00:04:32.520 --> 00:04:34.300 I don't know... Yes? 00:04:34.300 --> 00:04:40.020 Well lets go back to the library. I can check and see if you have concussion or, God forbid, brain damage. 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:45.000 Maybe, if you're lucky, I'll give you some mouth to mouth resuscitation. 00:04:45.100 --> 00:04:46.300 I'm not drowning. 00:04:46.440 --> 00:04:47.600 [sighs] come on. 00:04:50.320 --> 00:04:54.600 Why me? Why me? Why couldn't it have been one of the other ones? It was a 50-50 shot. 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:58.760 It was a 50-50 chance that I would not be picked on this mission- 00:04:58.760 --> 00:05:04.100 Umm, so, are you gonna stop anytime soon? It- It’s been like an hour. 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:07.720 You know, I’m kinda surprised that you’re still scared. Nothing's even happening to us. 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:12.520 We don’t know anything about this place, man! What if the ponies eat… brains?! 00:05:12.880 --> 00:05:20.120 Um, I don’t think they do, but, you know, if they did, we-you know, we're like, um, also in this universe, so we would too. 00:05:20.440 --> 00:05:24.100 And then if it came up then we would, you know, just say we weren’t hungry. 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.920 But what if we’re breathing in poison right now! 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.000 Or what if the rabbits have taken over! 00:05:29.080 --> 00:05:34.840 Or what if today there’s gonna be some freak shopping cart accident and all of Ponyville gets destroyed! 00:05:34.880 --> 00:05:38.240 Well, um, I don’t see any rabbits, and we’re not dead yet. 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:42.880 And, um, if there’s a monster shopping cart, or whatever you said there... 00:05:42.880 --> 00:05:44.920 ...um, you know, we should hurry up then. 00:05:45.320 --> 00:05:48.120 Oh God! What if the Changelings have taken over?! 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:53.360 Okay! That's it! You know, um, I’m gonna go. Good luck with- g- good luck. 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:56.360 But NOOO! Come back! You can’t leave me! 00:05:56.660 --> 00:05:57.500 I can! 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:02.360 Why don't you sit back on the couch and I'll take a look at ya. 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:03.840 [chuckles] 00:06:03.840 --> 00:06:07.080 Open your thighs, and say "mmm" 00:06:07.320 --> 00:06:09.360 I don't think that's gonna help my head. 00:06:09.400 --> 00:06:13.320 Please! Before I'm done you'll forget you even have a head. 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:15.240 Sounds counterproductive. 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:17.640 -Jesus Dash, you really are fucked up! -The Bird. 00:06:17.640 --> 00:06:18.140 What? 00:06:18.140 --> 00:06:19.620 I am "The Bird". 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:21.160 -Dash... -The Bird. 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:27.280 I'm trying to be patient, do something nice for you, but you're really not given me much to work with here! 00:06:27.880 --> 00:06:36.200 Ooh, this dress is nice too! Um... I wonder if it still counts as theft if I’m stealing from myself. Hmm… 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:39.440 Wha--nothing! Hi. What? 00:06:39.440 --> 00:06:41.160 Mom? You're back? 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:43.640 Excuse me? Whadi- What did you say? 00:06:43.840 --> 00:06:44.880 You’re back? 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:46.120 N- before that. 00:06:46.520 --> 00:06:47.500 Mom? 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:49.060 Oh my- 00:06:49.060 --> 00:06:56.420 I--what--How is that even possible--I did--Oh my did-- but we're not even- the same--I--what--Oh my God! 00:06:56.640 --> 00:06:58.940 Mom? Are you okay? 00:06:58.960 --> 00:07:03.880 No! No, I’m not! Don’t- don't call me-Uh... Go to your room! 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:05.860 But, this is my room! 00:07:06.020 --> 00:07:10.840 It is?! Ah, fuck! I... Okay, AAAAAAAAAA!!! 00:07:10.840 --> 00:07:14.680 I just came by to get my stuff. Do I need to go back to Nana’s? 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:17.660 Yes, YES! God yes, do that! 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:21.120 Okay… Are you still picking me up later? 00:07:21.380 --> 00:07:24.600 Yes, yes, um, totally, I will be there... 00:07:24.980 --> 00:07:27.000 Alright! I love you! 00:07:27.520 --> 00:07:31.260 Oooooh, yah, yah, I love you too- I- yup. 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:37.820 -they left me, God, they left me. What if... I don't even know! They can be dead right now! 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:40.000 Oh God- Wh- I don't wanna do--Hello-- 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:43.100 Applejack! I think Big Mac's cheating on Cheerilee! 00:07:43.100 --> 00:07:45.360 That’s not really any of your concern. 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:50.300 But if they break up I’ll have to start doing work at school again! I don’t wanna do that! 00:07:50.300 --> 00:07:52.900 It’s one of your friends! Go make them stop! 00:07:52.900 --> 00:07:54.580 What the hell are you talking about? 00:07:54.580 --> 00:07:59.540 Your weird white friend! She’s drunk on that single mom wine or something! 00:07:59.640 --> 00:08:02.600 Rarity? She’s ain’t hooking up with Big Mac. 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:06.240 Well, I don’t wanna chance it, can you just go make sure? 00:08:06.840 --> 00:08:10.960 So, um, I didn’t quite- uh, you still haven’t given me a straight answer there. 00:08:11.300 --> 00:08:14.020 Um... Uh, can you or can you not write? 00:08:15.080 --> 00:08:20.360 Hello? Um, I asked you a question, Big- uh, you should answer that. 00:08:20.620 --> 00:08:24.060 Look, I’m really busy, and honestly kinda insulted. 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:30.600 So I’m just gonna keep doing what I was doing. You don’t have to leave, but I ain’t gonna talk to you. 00:08:30.820 --> 00:08:31.500 UGHHH!!! 00:08:31.500 --> 00:08:35.580 Rarity, what are you doing? And what in God’s name is on your head? 00:08:35.580 --> 00:08:36.620 It’s in season! 00:08:36.860 --> 00:08:40.680 It looks gaudy as fuck. Did you bedazzle a hat? 00:08:40.680 --> 00:08:42.840 I don’t know. Are you bedazzled? 00:08:43.800 --> 00:08:48.600 Well, Big Mac's gotta lot of chores to do, and you’re upsetting Applebloom... 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:51.480 ...so why don’t we go find something else to do? 00:08:51.480 --> 00:08:54.620 Applejaaack! Can you write? 00:08:54.940 --> 00:08:57.080 You… know I can't. 00:08:57.640 --> 00:08:59.660 You don’t sound well, do you wanna lie down? 00:08:59.680 --> 00:09:03.760 No thanks, no, I- I just... Been sending any letters there lately? 00:09:04.040 --> 00:09:06.680 What? NO! Rarity, what is wrong with you?! 00:09:06.940 --> 00:09:10.560 Nothing, nothing at all. You have been absolutely zero help, thank you goodbye! 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:13.120 Uh- Your friend stole our cart... 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:19.920 I can do this. It’s not that scary, it’s just- parallel universe... 00:09:20.100 --> 00:09:25.300 Just walkin’ along. Safe. Looking for… we’re looking for… 00:09:25.560 --> 00:09:26.060 Oh? 00:09:26.220 --> 00:09:29.500 What am I looking for? OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?! 00:09:29.500 --> 00:09:30.540 FLUTTERSHY!!! 00:09:30.540 --> 00:09:34.200 AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:34.900 WAIT! 00:09:37.820 --> 00:09:38.320 DASH! 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:39.040 The Bird 00:09:39.280 --> 00:09:39.780 DASH! 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:40.880 The Bird 00:09:41.380 --> 00:09:42.340 DAAAAAASH! 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:44.180 It's pronounced "The Bird". 00:09:44.400 --> 00:09:49.400 I know your fucking name is, it's not "The Bird". It's Dash! You are Rainbow Dash... 00:09:49.400 --> 00:09:50.900 ...RAINBOW DASH IS YOUR NAME!!! 00:09:50.900 --> 00:09:55.300 What's in a name? That which we call a rose but any other name would smell as sweet. 00:09:55.360 --> 00:09:58.600 If it doesn't matter then why do you keep correcting me? 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:00.040 But it does matter... 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:01.740 Motherfucker... 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:06.040 Ugrr! This isn't over. Come in! 00:10:06.460 --> 00:10:12.060 Hey, did Fluttershy come by here? We were playing a game and I lost her. She’s so fast… 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:14.800 Oh, yes, she does that sometimes. 00:10:14.960 --> 00:10:16.120 Hiya Dashie! 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:17.020 Oh Jesus... 00:10:17.400 --> 00:10:18.940 It's pronounced "The Bird"! 00:10:19.340 --> 00:10:22.400 Ooo... Then I will beeee... 00:10:22.400 --> 00:10:25.160 You will be nothing! Everyone's going home! 00:10:25.160 --> 00:10:27.000 But the libraries still open... 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:28.400 AAAAAAAAA!!! 00:10:28.400 --> 00:10:32.300 Dude, can you assholes fucking not? I'm trying to take a nap! 00:10:32.460 --> 00:10:33.900 Hey, look! It's him! 00:10:33.980 --> 00:10:34.480 Who? 00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:42.180 What, Spike? Whoa, where'd she go? Dash, did you go in the kitchen? Are you using my sink? 00:10:42.560 --> 00:10:44.980 It's pronounced... "The Bird"! 00:10:44.980 --> 00:10:46.260 AAAH! That's COLD! 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:51.020 Ha! Got him! Hah hahahahah... 00:10:55.920 --> 00:10:59.340 Alright, guys, mission accomplished. Let's get outta here! 00:10:59.540 --> 00:11:00.420 Oh thank God! 00:11:00.760 --> 00:11:02.640 Rarity, it's time to go. 00:11:02.780 --> 00:11:05.840 What? Aww... But I was so close to cracking it! 00:11:06.100 --> 00:11:07.420 It's gonna blow! 00:11:07.580 --> 00:11:09.180 Wha- What's gonna blow? 00:11:09.180 --> 00:11:10.820 I dunno. The world? 00:11:10.820 --> 00:11:11.860 What did you do? 00:11:12.100 --> 00:11:13.220 I'll never tell. 00:11:13.680 --> 00:11:16.260 Get back here! You better apologize to Spike! 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:19.140 [breathing heavily] Damn that ponies fast… 00:11:20.500 --> 00:11:21.080 Fuck... 00:11:21.760 --> 00:11:23.020 Fuck, I'm exhausted... 00:11:23.340 --> 00:11:23.900 Oh God... 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:24.960 DASH! 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:26.840 [grunts] 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:29.500 Where are they? Did they go through this- 00:11:39.820 --> 00:11:41.820 Status update on parallel universe. 00:11:41.820 --> 00:11:45.200 After spending the day over in their world, we are ready with our analysis. 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:48.360 The ponies of that dimension appear to be a lighthearted bunch. 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:53.040 And the world’s counterparts to ourselves don’t seem to have received the training we have. 00:11:53.040 --> 00:11:56.580 Based on these drastic differences, we have deemed the universe not a threat. 00:11:56.680 --> 00:12:01.020 It should be noted however that we did not find out why they crossed over into our world... 00:12:01.020 --> 00:12:04.940 ...and information we received upon return has only left us with more questions. 00:12:05.520 --> 00:12:10.280 Apparently, their world’s Rainbow Dash, known as "The Bird" for reasons unknown... 00:12:10.280 --> 00:12:12.380 ...interacted with our Twilight Sparkle. 00:12:12.620 --> 00:12:16.580 After conversing with Twilight in the Golden Oak Library, "The Bird"... 00:12:16.580 --> 00:12:21.200 ...dumped a bucket of water on Spike and fled, declaring the mission a success. 00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:23.280 We have no idea what this means. 00:12:23.480 --> 00:12:28.380 We have also learned that during their Rarity’s time here, she questioned Big Macintosh, Applejack... 00:12:28.380 --> 00:12:32.260 ...and a few residents of Ponyville on whether or not they had been sending any letters. 00:12:32.260 --> 00:12:36.120 It appears that she also stole a hat from Carousel Boutique. 00:12:36.220 --> 00:12:39.360 Their Fluttershy’s activities in our world remain a mystery. 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:44.860 Unfortunately, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Big Macintosh now know of the Mirror Pool’s existence... 00:12:44.860 --> 00:12:47.780 ...and we were forced to deter Twilight from going through the portal. 00:12:47.780 --> 00:12:52.200 Instead, we used her magic to seal the entrance of the cavern leading to the pool... 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:56.180 ...in an effort to prevent anyone on either side of the portal from going through. 00:12:56.180 --> 00:12:59.640 As it stands, Twilight Sparkle is unaware of our journey through the Mirror Pool... 00:12:59.640 --> 00:13:02.680 ...and we have no reason to believe that she will pursue this matter any further. 00:13:02.680 --> 00:13:07.500 We believe that we’ve taken all the action we can at this moment, and await additional instruction. 00:13:07.520 --> 00:13:57.540 ♪