WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:23.580 --> 00:00:26.610 You wanna try runnin' that by me again? 00:00:26.610 --> 00:00:29.580 Ugh, now what about this ain't ya gettin'? 00:00:29.580 --> 00:00:33.760 What I ain't gettin' is the thought process behind that brain of yours! 00:00:33.760 --> 00:00:35.560 Were you even thinkin'?! 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:37.380 Of course I was thinkin'! 00:00:37.380 --> 00:00:40.860 Then why the hell would you let Apple experiment on ya? 00:00:40.860 --> 00:00:44.390 Ah, come on, big brother, ya'll want our contract to go through or not? 00:00:44.390 --> 00:00:47.900 I do, but there are times when you just gotta say no! 00:00:47.900 --> 00:00:51.180 Oh, you're one to talk, Mr. Too Wrecked to Work! 00:00:51.180 --> 00:00:53.330 Who woulda guessed Cheerielee was so kinky? 00:00:53.330 --> 00:00:55.790 Dammit, Applejack, this ain't a joke! 00:00:55.790 --> 00:01:00.360 Letting somepony abuse your body ain't the same as letting them abuse your mind! 00:01:00.360 --> 00:01:04.460 And frankly, I don't need a lecture from the runt of the family. 00:01:04.460 --> 00:01:08.120 I ain't no runt! Apple Bloom ain't even got her cutie mark yet! 00:01:08.830 --> 00:01:10.100 Sorry. 00:01:10.100 --> 00:01:13.440 First of all, she's twice as big as you were at her age, 00:01:13.440 --> 00:01:16.200 and secondly, Apple Bloom is special. 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:19.300 She ain't gonna be damned to a life of farming like you and I. 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:24.830 And as soon as we stop hindering her and let her get out on her own, not only will she earn her cutie mark, 00:01:24.830 --> 00:01:28.140 but I bet she'll be the best at her callin' there ever was. 00:01:28.140 --> 00:01:30.720 It's a shame she's too young to help me instead... 00:01:30.720 --> 00:01:34.560 What the hell does that mean? 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:36.160 Face it, Applejack. 00:01:36.160 --> 00:01:39.840 I love you 'n all, but you're not any good at what we do. 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:44.940 You and I both know that I'm just gonna end up doing most of harverstin' myself, injury or not. 00:01:44.940 --> 00:01:47.110 You son of a bitch! 00:01:47.110 --> 00:01:49.850 I can pull my weight just as well as you can! 00:01:49.850 --> 00:01:52.160 Why, I'll... 00:01:52.160 --> 00:01:53.010 *groan* 00:01:53.010 --> 00:01:56.300 I'll harvest the whole orchard, all by myself! 00:01:56.300 --> 00:01:57.980 Why are you yellin'? 00:01:57.980 --> 00:02:01.120 Because I can't hear myself think over this damn music! 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:02.600 What music? 00:02:02.600 --> 00:02:03.860 Never mind! 00:02:03.860 --> 00:02:09.050 The point is, I'm gonna get these here apples harvested without your help by next week, 00:02:09.050 --> 00:02:11.620 or my name ain't Applejack Felicity Smith! 00:02:11.620 --> 00:02:13.070 Whatever you say. 00:02:13.070 --> 00:02:14.930 I'm willing to see how this plays out. 00:02:15.940 --> 00:02:19.670 Yeah, I can do this, no sweat... 00:02:20.250 --> 00:02:21.010 *gulp* 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:57.560 *opening theme* 00:03:00.260 --> 00:03:02.490 Alright, you're hearing music. 00:03:02.490 --> 00:03:04.890 Just music, that's all! 00:03:04.890 --> 00:03:07.340 Music that you can't control... 00:03:07.340 --> 00:03:09.650 Music that won't stop playing... 00:03:09.650 --> 00:03:12.460 Music that you're not gonna let drive ya insane! 00:03:12.460 --> 00:03:14.490 *rumble* 00:03:14.490 --> 00:03:15.740 Ow! 00:03:15.740 --> 00:03:16.520 Damn it... 00:03:19.300 --> 00:03:19.840 *fwoot* 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:27.070 They're back! 00:03:27.070 --> 00:03:29.030 *cows ramble* 00:03:29.030 --> 00:03:31.140 Everyone, get off the streets! 00:03:31.140 --> 00:03:33.030 Everypony calm down! 00:03:33.030 --> 00:03:37.340 We will not sit idly by while these cretins muscle us out of our home! 00:03:37.340 --> 00:03:40.030 They're stronger than us and impervious to magic! 00:03:40.030 --> 00:03:41.420 That may be so! 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:42.450 And!? 00:03:42.450 --> 00:03:43.530 And what? 00:03:43.530 --> 00:03:45.610 That may be so, but? 00:03:45.610 --> 00:03:46.440 But what? 00:03:46.440 --> 00:03:47.740 Oh my God. 00:03:47.740 --> 00:03:48.740 Check it out! 00:03:51.440 --> 00:03:52.780 Yeehaw! 00:03:53.320 --> 00:03:55.540 *cheering* 00:03:55.540 --> 00:03:56.970 Let's do this! 00:03:56.970 --> 00:03:57.940 *barks* 00:03:59.040 --> 00:04:00.860 Stop right there, cows! 00:04:04.470 --> 00:04:06.710 Hey! Do I look like I'm playin'? 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:09.230 *whistles* Winona! 00:04:10.270 --> 00:04:12.680 *jumping* 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:15.410 Ha-ha! Gotcha! 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:17.800 *grunting* 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:22.380 *grunting* 00:04:22.380 --> 00:04:25.060 How d'ya like that, you bovine mother fuckers? 00:04:28.640 --> 00:04:32.720 *cheering* 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:34.140 Whoa! 00:04:36.450 --> 00:04:38.440 Well, well, well. 00:04:38.440 --> 00:04:42.360 Seems what we've got here is a failure to communicate. 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:45.780 One of you shit stains wanna try explaining what y'all were doing off the reservation? 00:04:45.780 --> 00:04:49.210 You pony fucks won't keep us down forever! 00:04:49.210 --> 00:04:54.320 And after all that trouble we went through to build y'all a nice area to live, 00:04:54.320 --> 00:04:56.190 this is the thanks we get? 00:04:56.190 --> 00:05:00.740 This land was our home, long before you cocksuckers settled here! 00:05:00.740 --> 00:05:05.120 Before your God forsaken princess stole it from us! 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:08.590 Well, now it's ours, and I'm running the show here. 00:05:08.590 --> 00:05:10.480 Now get on back to your homes. 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:14.570 Pray hard enough and maybe I'll go easy on your revolution startin' hides. 00:05:14.570 --> 00:05:16.760 One day you'll pay. 00:05:16.760 --> 00:05:20.470 This land will run red with pony blood! 00:05:20.470 --> 00:05:22.820 But tonight it'll be stained with yours. 00:05:22.820 --> 00:05:24.950 Go fuck yourself! 00:05:24.950 --> 00:05:26.590 *cheering* 00:05:26.590 --> 00:05:28.430 Cattle threat neutralized! 00:05:29.340 --> 00:05:32.480 Yeehaw! There goes a true Equestrian hero! 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:36.770 Applejack is always so good about keeping those cow monsters in line, 00:05:36.770 --> 00:05:39.120 and whipping the piss out of their rebellion leaders! 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:41.870 We should give her an award or something for her efforts. 00:05:41.870 --> 00:05:43.880 Perhaps I should organize a town meeting? 00:05:48.030 --> 00:05:48.870 We all ready? 00:05:48.870 --> 00:05:50.260 Just one last thing! 00:05:50.260 --> 00:05:51.280 Sweet. 00:05:51.280 --> 00:05:54.710 You Ponyville hicks sure know how to throw some kick ass block parties. 00:05:54.710 --> 00:05:56.990 *sigh* It's basically all we do. 00:05:56.990 --> 00:05:58.390 Is Whatshername here yet? 00:05:58.390 --> 00:06:00.530 Actually, I haven't seen her all week. 00:06:00.530 --> 00:06:01.560 Not since the attack. 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:03.040 I know she'll be here though! 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:07.280 She's probably just busy keeping those stupid bovine in line. 00:06:07.280 --> 00:06:11.040 *crowd chatter* 00:06:16.230 --> 00:06:18.630 My future subjects! 00:06:18.630 --> 00:06:24.100 While this gathering is being held primarily in honor of Applejack, it is still a town meeting, 00:06:24.100 --> 00:06:26.990 and we will be addressing issues brought up by the community. 00:06:26.990 --> 00:06:31.460 First off, I am still having problems with intruders invading my home! 00:06:31.460 --> 00:06:34.160 Now, I've put together a 4 step plan that I think- 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:35.730 Twilight Sparkle. 00:06:35.730 --> 00:06:39.800 Like the council told you last time, it is not your home. 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:45.070 It is the town library, and the townsfolk have every right to be there during visiting hours. 00:06:45.070 --> 00:06:46.160 That's bullshit! 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:49.110 President Celestia said you guys have to accommodate me! 00:06:49.110 --> 00:06:52.500 Yes, we are required to accommodate you. 00:06:52.500 --> 00:06:54.880 Not cater to your every whim. 00:06:54.960 --> 00:06:57.900 The Golden Oak was a library long before you came here 00:06:57.900 --> 00:07:01.630 and it will remain as such during and after your banishment to Ponyville. 00:07:01.630 --> 00:07:02.630 That's not fair! 00:07:02.630 --> 00:07:04.460 It's completely fair! 00:07:04.460 --> 00:07:08.360 The citizens of Ponyville aren't going to suffer while you're being punished! 00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:15.200 And as far as I'm concerned from 9:30 AM to 8 PM the library is still a library! 00:07:15.200 --> 00:07:18.820 If somepony comes in without your permission before or after those hours 00:07:18.820 --> 00:07:22.560 then, and only then, may you call the authorities on them! 00:07:22.840 --> 00:07:23.750 Do you understand? 00:07:23.750 --> 00:07:25.130 But, my home... 00:07:25.130 --> 00:07:26.020 It's not your home! 00:07:26.020 --> 00:07:27.390 Just... Okay. 00:07:27.390 --> 00:07:29.500 I'm sure somewhere in here I've got a great reason why- 00:07:29.540 --> 00:07:32.520 -Twilight Sparkle, get off my stage! -Or what? 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:34.940 Or you will be forcefully removed from the meeting. 00:07:34.950 --> 00:07:36.270 You can't remove me! 00:07:36.270 --> 00:07:37.190 Try me. 00:07:39.090 --> 00:07:40.230 Fuck this! 00:07:42.280 --> 00:07:44.900 *ahem* And so, without further ado, 00:07:44.900 --> 00:07:50.480 it is my privilege to give the Prize Pony of Ponyville Award to our glorious protector, 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:54.860 a pony who has protected us from the bovine threat countless times! 00:07:54.860 --> 00:08:00.160 A pony with unwavering courage, tenacity, and hatred for all things cattle. 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:01.410 Applejack! 00:08:01.410 --> 00:08:05.820 *cheers* 00:08:06.500 --> 00:08:10.440 *laughs* Excuse me just a moment. 00:08:10.440 --> 00:08:11.970 -Oh shit. -A word, please. 00:08:11.970 --> 00:08:13.300 Shut up, Spike. 00:08:13.300 --> 00:08:14.980 *coughs* Ma’am? 00:08:14.980 --> 00:08:17.590 You let me go on and she's not even here? 00:08:17.590 --> 00:08:20.410 You let me make a fool out of myself in front of everyone! 00:08:20.410 --> 00:08:21.420 But Mayor, I didn't- 00:08:21.420 --> 00:08:22.250 Shut up. 00:08:22.250 --> 00:08:23.780 Don't fucking talk. 00:08:23.780 --> 00:08:25.740 And don't fuckin' look at me, look at the ground! 00:08:25.740 --> 00:08:27.880 You're fired. Fired! 00:08:27.880 --> 00:08:31.720 God, I thought after the Nightmare Moon incident things would be fixed. 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:33.620 *crying* 00:08:34.260 --> 00:08:36.550 Hold on, I'm here, don't... 00:08:38.020 --> 00:08:42.270 Just... *yawn* I'm comin', I'm on my way. 00:08:42.270 --> 00:08:44.200 Hey, you stepped on my kid! 00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:47.160 Bitch, you can see I'm walking, get outta the fuckin' way! 00:08:47.160 --> 00:08:48.920 Okay. 00:08:48.920 --> 00:08:51.600 Well, uh, thanks, I guess, 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:56.660 for upholding you and your town's ass backward ways of oppression or whatever. 00:08:56.660 --> 00:09:01.940 *yawn* Yeah I like beating the cows *yawn* and stuff. 00:09:02.420 --> 00:09:05.020 *snoring* 00:09:05.020 --> 00:09:07.600 Uh, yeah, so, thanks. 00:09:19.580 --> 00:09:21.210 That was weird. 00:09:21.210 --> 00:09:22.460 What the hell's her problem? 00:09:22.460 --> 00:09:23.480 -Huh? -What? 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:25.280 Applejack's fine, dear! 00:09:25.280 --> 00:09:27.260 What the hell are you talking about? 00:09:27.260 --> 00:09:30.240 I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed something's wrong! 00:09:30.240 --> 00:09:32.600 Twilight, AJ's a grown mare. 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:35.460 Even if there is something wrong she can take care of it! 00:09:37.220 --> 00:09:41.920 Well, this looks about how I imagined Apple's working.. 00:09:44.390 --> 00:09:49.310 We're kicking off another 6 hour, commercial free rock block with Nirvana's "Drain You". 00:09:49.310 --> 00:09:51.610 -So stay tuned! -Ah, kick ass! 00:09:51.610 --> 00:09:55.620 -This is Applejack radio! All in Applejack's head, -*yawns*, I love this song... *snores* 00:09:55.620 --> 00:09:57.620 -All the time! -Maybe she is okay? 00:09:58.040 --> 00:10:01.610 -One baby to another says -Eh, maybe not. 00:10:01.610 --> 00:10:04.540 I'm lucky to have met you. 00:10:06.760 --> 00:10:07.940 Hey, Applejack! 00:10:07.940 --> 00:10:09.080 *snores* 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:11.050 Sleeping loser says what!? 00:10:13.590 --> 00:10:15.800 Wake up, Asshole Jack! 00:10:16.880 --> 00:10:17.850 God dammit. 00:10:21.740 --> 00:10:23.100 Applejack! 00:10:24.610 --> 00:10:25.780 Howdy, Twilight! 00:10:25.780 --> 00:10:27.350 So, are you alright? 00:10:27.350 --> 00:10:29.700 Oh yeah. Why? 00:10:31.880 --> 00:10:33.930 It's just, the girls were concerned... 00:10:33.930 --> 00:10:37.090 That's weird, doesn't sound like the gals I know. 00:10:37.090 --> 00:10:38.940 Okay, I was concerned. 00:10:39.400 --> 00:10:41.150 Really? Why? 00:10:41.880 --> 00:10:44.370 I don't know! You're acting strange... 00:10:44.370 --> 00:10:46.840 How the hell would you know? You barely even talk to me. 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:49.850 Because only an idiot wouldn't see that there's something going on with you! 00:10:49.850 --> 00:10:53.860 That still doesn't answer why you of all ponies would care. 00:10:53.860 --> 00:10:56.030 From what I understand, you don't even like me. 00:10:56.030 --> 00:10:57.690 Yeah, I don't, shut up! 00:10:57.690 --> 00:11:01.680 I just don't want one of my henchponies hurt if we need to take care of some business, that's all! 00:11:01.680 --> 00:11:05.690 Why don't you take a page from the other girls' books and worry about yourself. 00:11:05.690 --> 00:11:09.450 We all have our own little hiccups and stumbles from time to time 00:11:09.450 --> 00:11:12.520 and it's up to us to take care of them ourselves. 00:11:12.520 --> 00:11:15.880 Like when one of Fluttershy's animals dies, 00:11:15.880 --> 00:11:17.360 or Dash's coke problem. 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:18.850 Rainbow does cocaine!? 00:11:18.850 --> 00:11:23.420 When she was in the Wonderbolts I'm pretty sure it was a regular thing for her. 00:11:23.420 --> 00:11:24.340 But you know what? 00:11:24.340 --> 00:11:28.350 We all left her alone and eventually she worked it out by herself! 00:11:28.350 --> 00:11:30.660 But that's not a good way to deal with things! 00:11:30.660 --> 00:11:32.260 What the hell is wrong with you ponies?! 00:11:32.260 --> 00:11:34.020 Oh, like you have any room to talk. 00:11:34.020 --> 00:11:39.060 You're always abusing Spike, and I ain't once ever called protective services on ya. 00:11:39.060 --> 00:11:41.340 Motherfucker, I've never abused Spike! 00:11:41.340 --> 00:11:44.920 Well, you and him talk about it a lot, for it to have never happened. 00:11:44.920 --> 00:11:45.880 I can explain that. 00:11:45.880 --> 00:11:46.610 Mhm. 00:11:46.610 --> 00:11:48.360 No, I can! Check it out... 00:11:49.190 --> 00:11:54.000 Okay, once upon a time, Mistress Celestia gave me a little brother, Spike. 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:55.600 Things were pretty great for a little while. 00:11:55.600 --> 00:11:59.610 Until one day it came to my attention that he had become an ornery little shit! 00:11:59.610 --> 00:12:02.280 This went on for many, many years. 00:12:02.280 --> 00:12:06.840 Until one day we found that we had exhausted all means of pissing each other off. 00:12:06.840 --> 00:12:10.370 You're talking an awful lot about yourself for somepony that came here wanting to help me. 00:12:10.370 --> 00:12:12.080 Applejack, don't interrupt! 00:12:12.760 --> 00:12:16.540 Like I was saying, we were running out of ways to push each other's buttons. 00:12:16.540 --> 00:12:19.460 Until one day I had an epiphany! 00:12:19.460 --> 00:12:21.630 Spike hates being ignored! 00:12:21.630 --> 00:12:25.780 That's when I came up with the ingenious idea to pretend he spoke other language! 00:12:25.780 --> 00:12:27.260 It was awesome! 00:12:27.260 --> 00:12:31.480 I never stopped pretending not to understand him, especially around other ponies! 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:36.340 Things were great, but then he started acting like I was a big mean sister! 00:12:36.340 --> 00:12:39.240 Like I beat him up on a regular basis or something! 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:42.990 That little bastard knows I would never do anything to hurt him intentionally. 00:12:42.990 --> 00:12:44.840 So now I didn't know what to do! 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:48.900 Eventually I decided there's no way I'm gonna let him have this! 00:12:48.900 --> 00:12:51.870 So I started acting like the cruel mare he wanted! 00:12:51.870 --> 00:12:56.980 I started referring to him as my slave and threatening him and all that junk. 00:12:56.980 --> 00:13:02.240 As time went on, our little stand off grew and grew, until eventually, it became what you see now! 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:05.880 Aren't you guys worried that if y'all keep playing this stupid game of yours, 00:13:05.880 --> 00:13:09.820 one day DHS or someone will intervene and take him back to... 00:13:09.820 --> 00:13:11.760 Your parents, I guess? 00:13:11.760 --> 00:13:13.020 Who does he even belong to? 00:13:13.020 --> 00:13:17.080 Applejack, please, I've already accepted that as an inevitability! 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.800 Then why don't y'all grow up and knock it off? 00:13:19.800 --> 00:13:22.820 And let him win? Screw that! 00:13:22.820 --> 00:13:24.310 I'll stop when he does! 00:13:24.310 --> 00:13:27.520 Now stop trying to make this about me! This is about you! 00:13:27.520 --> 00:13:31.530 I don't know what's wrong with you, but you clearly can't handle whatever it is on your own. 00:13:31.530 --> 00:13:33.390 There ain't nothing wrong with me! 00:13:33.390 --> 00:13:38.340 And even if there was, you're the last mare I'd come to for help, Twilight Sparkle! 00:13:38.340 --> 00:13:40.260 So why don't you leave me alone? 00:13:40.260 --> 00:13:41.280 Fine, I will. 00:13:41.280 --> 00:13:42.340 Thank you! 00:13:42.340 --> 00:13:46.850 Now, if you need my help with one of your schemes, then you can bother me. 00:13:46.850 --> 00:13:49.230 Until then, get lost. 00:13:54.150 --> 00:13:55.510 There you are! 00:13:55.510 --> 00:13:58.340 *yawn* Sorry, I was talking to Twilight 00:13:58.340 --> 00:14:01.720 and she started talking about beating up Spike or something? 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:05.780 I don't remember, somehow the scene ran longer than it normally does, 00:14:05.780 --> 00:14:10.920 then I had less time then I thought I did and all of a sudden I was late. 00:14:10.920 --> 00:14:12.830 Now what are ya needing help with? 00:14:12.830 --> 00:14:14.060 See that contraption? 00:14:14.060 --> 00:14:16.360 Yep? Did you build that? 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:17.480 Duh, dude. 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:19.800 What, you think those are in high demand or something? 00:14:19.800 --> 00:14:23.840 So, got a lot of free time since you're not in the Wonderbolts? 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:27.700 Shut up, it's not my fault weather patrol takes literally seconds to do! 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:30.360 As someone that now works a government job 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:34.540 I can assure you that our tax bits are completely fucking wasted. 00:14:34.540 --> 00:14:37.080 Yippee. That's always a pleasure to hear. 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:39.690 Anyways, I'm gonna stand on that platform, 00:14:39.690 --> 00:14:41.940 then you're gonna jump down on the other end. 00:14:41.940 --> 00:14:45.390 Launching me into the air faster than I can take off on my own! 00:14:45.390 --> 00:14:47.800 I think. I'm not positive. 00:14:47.800 --> 00:14:51.220 But maybe I'll be able to use that to think up some new tricks! 00:14:51.660 --> 00:14:54.210 I'm not gonna lie, Dash. That's fuckin' stupid. 00:14:54.210 --> 00:14:56.900 You're stupid! Just get to jumpin'! 00:14:56.900 --> 00:14:58.140 Well, alrighty then. 00:15:04.610 --> 00:15:05.860 Oh, hold on. 00:15:05.860 --> 00:15:08.680 Won't jumping from a two-storey platform hurt me? 00:15:08.680 --> 00:15:10.940 C'mon! Don't be a bitch, bitch! 00:15:10.940 --> 00:15:12.350 I ain't no bitch! 00:15:12.350 --> 00:15:13.230 Oof! 00:15:15.640 --> 00:15:18.190 That was close! Try again! 00:15:21.140 --> 00:15:21.860 Ah! 00:15:22.300 --> 00:15:23.020 Ugh! 00:15:23.510 --> 00:15:24.240 Eh! 00:15:24.390 --> 00:15:28.200 Applejack, dude, you suck at this! 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:30.300 I'm just gonna go get Pinkie Pie. 00:15:30.300 --> 00:15:33.170 No! I got a better idea! 00:15:33.170 --> 00:15:36.370 *grunts* 00:15:36.370 --> 00:15:39.220 Ta-da! Now, here comes the good part! 00:15:40.220 --> 00:15:42.100 Oof! Oh... 00:15:42.100 --> 00:15:43.350 I suck? 00:15:43.350 --> 00:15:46.050 You couldn't even take a 5 foot fall, ya pud! 00:15:46.050 --> 00:15:47.220 Get ready, bitch! 00:15:49.450 --> 00:15:53.340 Wait! I'm sorry! 00:15:53.780 --> 00:15:56.340 Yeah, let's see how you like falling on your ass. 00:16:00.410 --> 00:16:01.400 *kablam!* 00:16:01.400 --> 00:16:03.920 Well. You're here early. 00:16:03.920 --> 00:16:05.570 Wha- *coughs* 00:16:05.570 --> 00:16:07.650 Sorry, I thought I fell asleep again. 00:16:07.650 --> 00:16:10.760 Twilight, please... I'm in a lot of pain... 00:16:10.760 --> 00:16:12.460 I think my ribs are broken... 00:16:12.460 --> 00:16:13.620 Sweet! 00:16:13.620 --> 00:16:15.810 Never fear Dash, I'll take care of you! 00:16:15.810 --> 00:16:18.500 No, you need to take me to the hospital... 00:16:18.500 --> 00:16:19.940 Well, you're no fun... 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:26.760 Applejack, there you are! 00:16:26.760 --> 00:16:29.210 Well look who came crawling back! 00:16:29.210 --> 00:16:30.630 Ready to apologize? 00:16:30.630 --> 00:16:32.490 No, I'm not- *groans* 00:16:32.490 --> 00:16:36.480 Because of you, Rainbow has five broken ribs and a pierced lung! 00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:38.590 Me? I never laid a hoof on her! 00:16:38.590 --> 00:16:39.850 That's not what I mean! 00:16:39.850 --> 00:16:42.390 That stupid machine you helped her with yesterday! 00:16:42.390 --> 00:16:44.130 You got her seriously injured! 00:16:44.130 --> 00:16:47.150 She was the one that built it! She's hurt is because she's dumb!” 00:16:47.150 --> 00:16:50.600 I'm not gonna deny that she's dumb, but if you had been in your right mind, 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:53.300 you never would have helped her and this wouldn't have happened! 00:16:53.300 --> 00:16:54.200 It's your fault! 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.060 That's retarded! I ain't no foal sitter. 00:16:57.060 --> 00:16:59.500 It ain't my responsibility to keep her safe. 00:16:59.500 --> 00:17:00.990 Dash and I were talking yesterday 00:17:00.990 --> 00:17:04.410 and I mentioned that I had talked to you while you were harvesting the day before, 00:17:04.410 --> 00:17:06.840 and she said that that was unheard of! 00:17:06.840 --> 00:17:10.280 Normally you're in charge of chores and making bootleg Apple products. 00:17:10.280 --> 00:17:11.800 Listen here, Sparkle! 00:17:11.800 --> 00:17:15.180 You better stop talking about any of "those” products, “allegedly” made here 00:17:15.180 --> 00:17:16.690 and mind your own fuckin' business! 00:17:16.690 --> 00:17:17.840 Oh my God, is that it? 00:17:17.840 --> 00:17:19.540 Are you finally getting sued by Apple?! 00:17:19.540 --> 00:17:21.200 Get lost, Twilight! 00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:23.450 You've worn out your welcome quite enough for one- 00:17:23.450 --> 00:17:24.170 Ow! 00:17:25.100 --> 00:17:29.370 Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go help Pinkie Pie. 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:31.160 *sighs* 00:17:31.980 --> 00:17:35.690 Alright, sweetie, this is your last chance before we leave. 00:17:35.690 --> 00:17:40.020 You're absolutely positive you don't want us to help you with your CPE bake sale? 00:17:40.020 --> 00:17:41.310 No, Ma'am! 00:17:41.310 --> 00:17:43.500 You guys enjoy your afternoon off! 00:17:43.500 --> 00:17:45.400 I've got Applejack here to help me out! 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:46.680 Yeah... 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:48.050 Eh... 00:17:48.050 --> 00:17:51.300 Pinkie Pie, what's wrong with your friend? 00:17:51.300 --> 00:17:52.580 Nothing, dad! 00:17:52.580 --> 00:17:56.940 She just talks funny because she's a member of the Apple family! 00:17:56.940 --> 00:17:59.590 Okay, that's not what I meant, but alright... 00:17:59.590 --> 00:18:03.760 You know honey, this bake thingy is a, eh... 00:18:03.760 --> 00:18:06.930 Big responsibility and, um... 00:18:06.930 --> 00:18:11.940 We're not going to be mad if you want to take all the credit and, uh... 00:18:11.940 --> 00:18:14.860 Not associate Sugar Cube Corner with it... 00:18:14.860 --> 00:18:15.730 Carrot! 00:18:15.730 --> 00:18:19.300 What your father means, is we're very proud of you, Pinkie, 00:18:19.300 --> 00:18:22.140 and we know you'll do an excellent job. 00:18:22.140 --> 00:18:25.160 And you are feeling okay, right, Applejack? 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:28.140 Oh yeah, I'm fine, I think. 00:18:28.140 --> 00:18:30.600 I got stuck on some weird bubble gum pop station 00:18:30.600 --> 00:18:33.410 and now I'm not really sure if I'm sick with rage 00:18:33.410 --> 00:18:36.100 or about to pass out from joy. 00:18:36.100 --> 00:18:38.460 Honestly, I guess I don't know how I feel. 00:18:38.460 --> 00:18:40.460 Uh-huh? 00:18:40.460 --> 00:18:41.420 Alright. 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:43.540 See you later, girls! 00:18:43.940 --> 00:18:47.320 We are going to have a blast! 00:18:47.890 --> 00:18:49.060 Alrighty! 00:18:49.060 --> 00:18:50.740 I'll get the sugar and the eggs. 00:18:50.740 --> 00:18:52.860 Um, can you get me some chocolate chips? 00:18:53.510 --> 00:18:54.670 Eh, what was that? 00:18:54.670 --> 00:18:56.680 SomeBODY once told me... 00:18:56.680 --> 00:18:58.000 Ah! Next song! 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:00.990 Oh, I am in no condition for this shit. 00:19:01.490 --> 00:19:05.770 Maybe if I just give her random ingredients she'll realize that and let me leave... 00:19:07.370 --> 00:19:08.980 How bout we add in some pop too? 00:19:08.980 --> 00:19:10.020 Sounds good! 00:19:10.020 --> 00:19:12.110 Really? Are you even listening? 00:19:12.110 --> 00:19:13.230 A cup of flour. 00:19:13.230 --> 00:19:14.460 I'll take that as a no... 00:19:14.900 --> 00:19:16.810 How about some lemon juice instead? 00:19:18.740 --> 00:19:19.820 That doing anything for ya? 00:19:19.820 --> 00:19:21.900 One last thing, wheat germ. 00:19:21.900 --> 00:19:23.620 *groan* Jesus. 00:19:23.620 --> 00:19:25.820 Alright, I'll put in something you can't ignore! 00:19:28.280 --> 00:19:28.860 *gags* 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:32.630 Now that's gonna be delicious. 00:19:32.630 --> 00:19:34.600 Pinkie, I put worms in there! 00:19:35.450 --> 00:19:38.330 Pinkie? Do you have ADHD or something? 00:19:38.330 --> 00:19:40.280 Look at the bowl, Pinkie! 00:19:40.280 --> 00:19:41.240 Pay attention! 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:43.960 Jesus muffin spectacular! 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:48.460 *Various noises of desire* 00:19:48.460 --> 00:19:51.340 Don't eat the muffins! I put worms in em! 00:19:51.340 --> 00:19:54.410 *laughter* 00:19:57.880 --> 00:19:59.850 You let Apple experiment on you?! 00:19:59.850 --> 00:20:01.286 What? No! 00:20:01.286 --> 00:20:02.170 How'd ya know? 00:20:02.170 --> 00:20:03.870 I just finished talking to your brother! 00:20:03.870 --> 00:20:06.920 God dammit, just once I wish he could keep his big mouth shut! 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:08.240 What did they do to you? 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:10.180 Nothing I can't handle! 00:20:10.180 --> 00:20:12.290 Not that it's any of your concern, Twilight. 00:20:12.290 --> 00:20:13.786 It is my concern! 00:20:13.786 --> 00:20:14.740 You know why? 00:20:14.740 --> 00:20:15.813 Twelve. 00:20:15.813 --> 00:20:18.340 Twelve ponies, including Pinkie, 00:20:18.340 --> 00:20:21.020 hospitalized after eating those muffins you helped her bake! 00:20:21.020 --> 00:20:22.880 And I care why? 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:25.070 You don't care, that's the problem! 00:20:25.070 --> 00:20:26.813 Pinkie Pie told me that looking back, 00:20:26.813 --> 00:20:29.410 now she thinks that you tampered with the recipe on purpose! 00:20:29.410 --> 00:20:32.840 Well, I guess some part of her brain was paying attention then. 00:20:32.840 --> 00:20:33.926 So you admit it! 00:20:33.926 --> 00:20:37.740 What did Apple do to you that would make you want to intentionally hurt your friend? 00:20:37.740 --> 00:20:39.840 You wanna know so bad? Fine! 00:20:39.840 --> 00:20:42.006 I agreed to help test a new product of theirs 00:20:42.006 --> 00:20:45.660 that allows you to listen to your music completely hoofs-free. 00:20:45.660 --> 00:20:49.110 It's a little chip and it's like a iPod in your head. 00:20:49.110 --> 00:20:52.140 It even scans your brain waves and finds new music for you! 00:20:52.140 --> 00:20:56.670 Plus it can pick music based off of your mood and taste and all sorts of stuff. 00:20:56.670 --> 00:20:59.680 Only problem is they've gotta beta test it pretty extensively, 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:02.980 which means there's a lot of data they need to gather. 00:21:02.980 --> 00:21:06.926 It's not functioning completely the way it's supposed to yet, 00:21:06.926 --> 00:21:08.590 and that's what I'm here to help them with. 00:21:08.590 --> 00:21:10.300 Why would you volunteer for this? 00:21:10.300 --> 00:21:12.300 'Cause I don't have a choice, okay? 00:21:12.300 --> 00:21:15.770 You were right, Twilight, we shouldn't have been selling bootleg Apple products. 00:21:15.770 --> 00:21:18.600 They found out and they came to me with a huge lawsuit. 00:21:18.600 --> 00:21:22.470 Granny, Big Mac, Apple Bloom, they don't even know about it. 00:21:22.470 --> 00:21:25.560 All they know is that I agreed to be Apple's dummy for a month. 00:21:25.560 --> 00:21:27.510 It was either that or lose our home. 00:21:27.510 --> 00:21:28.826 Why would you not tell them? 00:21:28.826 --> 00:21:30.510 I'm a grown mare, Twilight. 00:21:30.510 --> 00:21:33.190 This ain't nothing I can't handle on my own. 00:21:33.190 --> 00:21:35.760 And they don't need to be worrying anyways. 00:21:35.760 --> 00:21:38.700 It was my decision to sell things that don't belong to me 00:21:38.700 --> 00:21:41.550 and now I'm gonna have to be the one to make it better. 00:21:41.550 --> 00:21:43.453 And hey, once this is over, 00:21:43.453 --> 00:21:45.780 they're even gonna license our farm to sale their stuff. 00:21:45.780 --> 00:21:46.860 It's win-win. 00:21:46.860 --> 00:21:50.930 Big Mac also told me that you said you'd harvest all of these fields because he was injured. 00:21:50.930 --> 00:21:53.200 You guys aren't on a schedule or anything, 00:21:53.200 --> 00:21:55.970 why would you make a bet with him, in the middle of all this?! 00:21:55.970 --> 00:21:57.540 You just don't understand. 00:21:57.540 --> 00:21:59.613 Of course I don't fucking understand! 00:21:59.613 --> 00:22:00.720 Explain it! 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:03.800 I've gotta do this, Twilight. That's it. 00:22:03.800 --> 00:22:06.010 It ain't nothing I can't handle! 00:22:06.010 --> 00:22:08.100 Harvesting an ungodly amount of apples? 00:22:08.100 --> 00:22:09.260 Nothing to it. 00:22:09.260 --> 00:22:13.270 Enduring a month of nonstop music that seems to get a bit louder every day? 00:22:13.270 --> 00:22:15.570 Piece of cake. 00:22:15.570 --> 00:22:18.680 Alright, fine, you have no choice, I'll give you that. 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:21.290 But at least let me take a look at it! 00:22:21.290 --> 00:22:24.100 Maybe I can find a way to make it easier on you? 00:22:24.100 --> 00:22:25.813 I bet I could turn down the volume. 00:22:25.813 --> 00:22:27.140 Or maybe I could mute it? 00:22:27.140 --> 00:22:28.280 That'd be perfect! 00:22:28.280 --> 00:22:30.080 They'd get their data, and if it wasn't right, 00:22:30.080 --> 00:22:33.260 they'd just chock it up to the machine being in the experimental phase. 00:22:33.260 --> 00:22:36.450 We turn the volume back up right before they come back to get it and boom! 00:22:36.450 --> 00:22:38.226 They'll never even know I touched it! 00:22:38.226 --> 00:22:39.280 How's that sound? 00:22:39.280 --> 00:22:41.700 I ain't gonna cheat the system! 00:22:41.700 --> 00:22:44.770 This is my mess and I'm gonna take care of it! 00:22:44.770 --> 00:22:46.300 Listen here, 00:22:46.300 --> 00:22:50.510 I won't suffer, be broken, get tired, or wasted... 00:22:50.510 --> 00:22:54.320 Surrender to nothing or give up what I... 00:22:54.320 --> 00:22:55.860 Applejack! 00:22:55.860 --> 00:22:57.620 You're not even talking to me! 00:22:57.620 --> 00:22:59.300 You're just saying what you're hearing! 00:22:59.300 --> 00:23:01.990 This experiment is clearly taking a toll on you! 00:23:01.990 --> 00:23:06.310 Just think about what you did to Dash and Pinkie, your friends! 00:23:06.310 --> 00:23:08.260 It's not like you to be so mean. 00:23:08.260 --> 00:23:10.600 Like you have any right to call me mean. 00:23:10.610 --> 00:23:15.840 Ever since you've come to town all you've done is be an unpleasant bitch to everypony around you. 00:23:15.840 --> 00:23:18.090 Jesus Christ, I'm trying to help you! 00:23:18.090 --> 00:23:19.520 What the fuck is your problem? 00:23:19.520 --> 00:23:23.340 My problem is you're here riding my ass like you have any room to fucking speak, 00:23:23.340 --> 00:23:25.870 and all I'm trying to do is provide for my fuckin' family. 00:23:25.870 --> 00:23:28.110 Something you clearly no nothing about! 00:23:28.110 --> 00:23:31.860 Oh, don't try and act like you give a damn about anypony but yourself! 00:23:31.860 --> 00:23:33.813 I don't know what you're trying to accomplish right now, 00:23:33.813 --> 00:23:36.270 but I do know that you don't give a shit about me, 00:23:36.270 --> 00:23:40.080 or Pinkie Pie, or Rainbow Dash, or Rarity and Fluttershy. 00:23:40.080 --> 00:23:41.750 -That's not true! -Really? 00:23:41.750 --> 00:23:44.030 Because we've tried to be friendly with you! 00:23:44.030 --> 00:23:46.310 For three months we've tried to be kind to you, 00:23:46.310 --> 00:23:48.473 and the only time you ever even interact with us 00:23:48.473 --> 00:23:51.220 is when you've got some stupid plan you need our help with 00:23:51.220 --> 00:23:53.560 that almost always only benefits you! 00:23:53.560 --> 00:23:56.250 You guys never even invite me to go do stuff with you! 00:23:56.250 --> 00:23:58.760 The invitation was always open! 00:23:58.760 --> 00:24:02.886 Maybe if you'd pull your head out of your ass and stop by to chat every once in a while, 00:24:02.886 --> 00:24:04.390 you would have realized that! 00:24:04.390 --> 00:24:05.570 I didn't know... 00:24:05.570 --> 00:24:07.570 Well, it doesn't matter now! 00:24:07.570 --> 00:24:12.550 Because I'm starting to think that maybe trying to befriend you was a mistake in the first place! 00:24:14.420 --> 00:24:17.840 Now, why don't you get the hell off my farm, 00:24:17.840 --> 00:24:19.586 go back to your library 00:24:19.586 --> 00:24:24.140 and brood until your banishment is over, you socially retarded freak. 00:24:24.140 --> 00:24:26.040 You're an asshole. 00:24:26.040 --> 00:24:28.380 I hope that machine rots your fucking brain. 00:24:31.900 --> 00:24:35.360 My last talk with Twilight was three days ago. 00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:39.226 Since then I begged, pleaded, bargained, 00:24:39.226 --> 00:24:42.790 hoped for a sign that what she said wasn't true. 00:24:42.790 --> 00:24:48.750 Waited for something, anything to reassure me that I was still in control of the situation. 00:24:48.750 --> 00:24:53.330 Then, earlier today, Fluttershy came to me for help. 00:24:53.330 --> 00:24:58.460 She wanted me to help her gather up her bunnies so she could take a new population census. 00:24:58.460 --> 00:25:01.880 An easy task, one that I've helped her with before. 00:25:01.880 --> 00:25:05.120 But, I don't know happened... 00:25:05.120 --> 00:25:08.690 I guess I was irritable, it was so hard to think... 00:25:08.690 --> 00:25:11.920 I couldn't even help her wrangle a few measly rabbits. 00:25:12.660 --> 00:25:15.000 I don't know what's wrong with me... 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:17.490 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 00:25:17.490 --> 00:25:22.780 Like there's a gnawing, relentless ache in my brain and it won't go away. 00:25:22.780 --> 00:25:26.780 It hasn't even been two weeks yet, I don't know what to do! 00:25:26.780 --> 00:25:30.660 I keep hoping that something is gonna come to me, but nothing's happening. 00:25:30.660 --> 00:25:33.770 I can't keep going like this! 00:25:33.770 --> 00:25:35.593 I just want it to stop... 00:25:36.820 --> 00:25:40.480 I have an idea, a way to make the pain go away. 00:25:41.380 --> 00:25:42.733 A solution. 00:25:42.733 --> 00:25:47.080 A solution I think could work, but it doesn't seem right... 00:25:47.940 --> 00:25:50.480 But I don't know what else to do. 00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:53.060 This is the only thing that makes sense... 00:25:53.540 --> 00:25:57.420 This next song is requested by Applejack's brain, 00:25:57.420 --> 00:26:01.700 with the message: Don't do it, you've got so much to live for. 00:26:01.700 --> 00:26:02.970 Alright. 00:26:02.970 --> 00:26:05.880 Alright, Applejack, enough is enough! 00:26:05.880 --> 00:26:07.393 I have had it with... 00:26:07.393 --> 00:26:08.130 Oh my God! 00:26:08.130 --> 00:26:10.180 Twilight! What are you doing here? 00:26:10.180 --> 00:26:12.940 Applejack, Applejack, it's alright! 00:26:12.940 --> 00:26:17.320 Everything is gonna be alright, just put that down and come here... 00:26:17.320 --> 00:26:20.100 I don't know what to do, Twilight! 00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:24.600 I can't get it out of my head and I don't know what to do! 00:26:24.600 --> 00:26:26.370 So you're gonna kill yourself!? 00:26:26.370 --> 00:26:27.970 I don't know what to do! 00:26:27.970 --> 00:26:30.280 Then let me help you, you fucking psycho! 00:26:30.280 --> 00:26:33.220 I still don't understand, why do you want to help me? 00:26:33.220 --> 00:26:35.960 Because I like you, you dumb hick! 00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:37.880 Is that what you need to hear? 00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:39.073 I like you. 00:26:39.073 --> 00:26:41.900 I like you and I like the rest of the girls too! 00:26:41.900 --> 00:26:43.166 You're just saying that... 00:26:43.166 --> 00:26:44.420 No! 00:26:44.420 --> 00:26:48.213 Okay, maybe I did just see you guys as tools when I first moved here, 00:26:48.213 --> 00:26:51.480 but since then I really felt like I've gotten to know you guys. 00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:53.213 I know that doesn't seem possible to you, 00:26:53.213 --> 00:26:55.840 because all we've done together is kooky schemes, 00:26:55.840 --> 00:26:57.220 but I don't know. 00:26:57.220 --> 00:26:59.666 I'm sorry I haven't hung out with you guys more. 00:26:59.666 --> 00:27:01.340 I don't know what to say. 00:27:01.340 --> 00:27:03.860 I've never had friends before. 00:27:03.860 --> 00:27:07.200 I don't really know what I'm supposed to do with you guys. 00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:10.630 And the only reason I'm being so open and telling you this 00:27:10.630 --> 00:27:13.600 is so you'll be honest with me and admit that you need help! 00:27:13.600 --> 00:27:15.970 Fine. I need help... 00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:17.386 Not like that! 00:27:17.386 --> 00:27:19.600 It's not supposed to be a punishment, 00:27:19.600 --> 00:27:21.860 it's supposed to make you feel better! 00:27:21.860 --> 00:27:24.610 It's not healthy to keep this shit bottled up. 00:27:24.610 --> 00:27:26.990 If you say it, I promise you'll feel better! 00:27:26.990 --> 00:27:28.640 Alright... 00:27:28.640 --> 00:27:31.130 I can't handle this on my own. 00:27:31.130 --> 00:27:33.930 I can't handle having this machine in my head 00:27:33.930 --> 00:27:37.700 and I can't handle harvesting all these apples! 00:27:37.700 --> 00:27:39.720 I need somepony to help me with it. 00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:41.046 And that's alright! 00:27:41.046 --> 00:27:43.120 There's nothing wrong with needing help! 00:27:43.120 --> 00:27:44.793 Yeah. 00:27:44.793 --> 00:27:46.310 There's nothing wrong with it. 00:27:46.310 --> 00:27:47.500 See? 00:27:47.500 --> 00:27:48.880 Now don't you feel better?! 00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:50.480 Yeah. 00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:53.940 You know what? I actually kinda do. 00:27:53.940 --> 00:27:55.620 Fuck, what was I thinking? 00:27:55.620 --> 00:27:57.830 You weren't! You couldn't! 00:27:57.830 --> 00:27:59.750 This ain't a solution, 00:27:59.750 --> 00:28:01.510 this would have only made things worse! 00:28:01.510 --> 00:28:03.600 You see how upset I got! 00:28:03.600 --> 00:28:07.450 Just imagine how the rest of the girls would have felt or your family! 00:28:07.450 --> 00:28:09.440 I'm sorry I called you a freak. 00:28:10.320 --> 00:28:12.730 And I'm sorry for trying to drop you off that cliff. 00:28:12.730 --> 00:28:13.873 It's okay. 00:28:13.873 --> 00:28:16.270 I'm sorry I called you a hick all those... 00:28:16.270 --> 00:28:17.920 Wait, cliff? 00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:21.100 Are you telling me you didn't know Rainbow and Fluttershy were gonna catch me?! 00:28:21.100 --> 00:28:24.610 I'm pretty sure somewhere deep down I knew that they would! 00:28:24.610 --> 00:28:25.930 I just wasn't positive... 00:28:25.930 --> 00:28:27.110 You bitch! 00:28:27.110 --> 00:28:28.790 Ugh, whatever. 00:28:28.790 --> 00:28:30.450 I guess we're even now. 00:28:30.450 --> 00:28:31.740 Let's go take a look at this thing. 00:28:31.740 --> 00:28:34.280 I'm also sorry about trying to feed you them poison apples... 00:28:34.280 --> 00:28:36.200 Goddammit, I forgot about that!