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And once again, performing what she's told us to be
Taylor Swift's "Blank Space"

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we'll see about that

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Twilight Sparkle

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[ponies cheer]

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[plays piano music]

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♪

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Stop

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[ponies boo]

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Hey! Hey...

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Do you work here often? What are you doing here?

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Mr Mic Host, what are- What are you doing?

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What are you--Hey
Twilight, what are you doing?

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[hiccup] Well, I was gonna sing this sweet ass song.

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Sweet ass, you got a sweet ass... You got a sweet ass...

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[sniffle] What?

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[sigh] You can't keep coming in here week after week
saying you play one thing and then do something else.

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I know this is just open mic night and it's
not normally a rule heavy thing

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but you keep pissing off the customers.

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I'll piss [hiccup] you'll...

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Fuck you!

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I'm sorry Twilight but we told you
this was your last chance

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we're gonna have to ban you from the
establishment.

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[ponies boo again]

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Now, you're clearly a talented pianist

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the bar down the street just lost theirs,
you should apply for the job.

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You can play whatever ridiculous song you want

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and nopony would care because they're all drunk as you are.

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Doesn't that sound better than coming here and getting boo at?

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Why don't you give that a shot?

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Why don't you... [hiccup]

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[laugh] lick my butthole

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Huh? Yeah?

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[grunts]

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Great performance, Twilight.

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Shut up

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Alright, you got us thrown out, can we please go home now?

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NO! [hiccup]

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The night's still young...

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[vomit]

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♪

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No, you know it works better as Pinkie
because she's full on horse.

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She's full on earth pony...

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She's full on horse-

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[laughing]

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She- she's full on horse.

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[laughing continues]

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Oh my god
[laughing continues]

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[laughing continues]

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Why is this so funny?
[laughing continues]

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[laughing continues]

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(unintelligible sounds)
[laughing continues]

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I'm sorry.
[laughing continues]

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I'm so tired.

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Oh my G- Oh my G-

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Oh, OK