WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:30.040 --> 00:00:31.460 well shit. 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:38.700 (Springtrap in the distance) Security guard! Where are you?! 00:00:38.700 --> 00:00:41.340 You ain't touchin' my buns.... hun. 00:00:43.680 --> 00:00:44.740 Oh god dammit. 00:00:45.980 --> 00:00:50.180 When I'm done with you your face will look like mashed potatoes. 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:51.240 Yeah whatever man. 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:52.160 (Balloon Boy sound) 00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:54.220 Okay I'm gonna go find that child, 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:56.280 but then I'm gonna kill you! 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:58.820 Okay bye! Happy travels! 00:00:58.820 --> 00:00:59.320 HUGHG 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:00.900 Okay let's see here... 00:01:01.060 --> 00:01:01.780 NYEAH 00:01:01.780 --> 00:01:03.260 There was no child in there! 00:01:03.380 --> 00:01:04.320 Double check. *Balloon Boy Sound* 00:01:04.320 --> 00:01:05.980 I know you're messing with me! 00:01:05.980 --> 00:01:08.060 Where's that child? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT?! 00:01:08.060 --> 00:01:08.560 DOOOD 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:11.140 I don't know! Just um.... uh.... 00:01:11.140 --> 00:01:12.740 Freddy's behind you... 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:14.020 Freddy? 00:01:14.240 --> 00:01:14.920 Hello! :D 00:01:15.060 --> 00:01:16.040 Hello, Freddy... 00:01:16.080 --> 00:01:16.840 Hi, Freddy! 00:01:16.980 --> 00:01:18.180 Hi, security guy! 00:01:18.180 --> 00:01:19.900 Freddy, don't talk to this guy, 00:01:19.900 --> 00:01:21.140 he's an asshole! 00:01:21.140 --> 00:01:22.480 AHH! PROFANITY! 00:01:22.480 --> 00:01:25.380 Freddy... He's hiding a child somewhere and he won't show me where. 00:01:25.380 --> 00:01:27.100 Do you know what that means? 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:28.020 *da fuq u talkin 'bout* 00:01:28.420 --> 00:01:30.240 We can't throw a birthday party, Freddy 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:30.860 NO! 00:01:30.860 --> 00:01:31.420 YES! 00:01:31.420 --> 00:01:32.900 We need to find him, Freddy! 00:01:32.900 --> 00:01:34.300 He wants birthday cake! 00:01:34.300 --> 00:01:36.060 I'll do my best, Ma'am! 00:01:36.220 --> 00:01:39.080 Stop reading fanfics! They're confusing you! 00:01:39.080 --> 00:01:41.040 I'm starting to think there is no child... 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:42.580 You just gotta look harder, man. 00:01:42.580 --> 00:01:43.340 THAT'S IT FUCKER 00:01:43.340 --> 00:01:44.400 I'm coming in there! 00:01:44.680 --> 00:01:45.180 *boops a ballon boy sound* 00:01:45.520 --> 00:01:48.800 But first, I'm gonna do one final check to make sure that child doesn't exist 00:01:48.800 --> 00:01:49.440 *Scoffs like a sassy woman* 00:01:49.440 --> 00:01:51.300 This job is a total joke. 00:01:52.220 --> 00:01:52.720 *Yes, the sound is from One Night at Flumpy's 2* 00:01:52.720 --> 00:01:54.260 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:55.540 Hello! :D 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:56.340 *c'mere bitch* 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:57.260 *SCREAMS GIRLISHLY* 00:01:57.260 --> 00:01:57.860 *screams girlishly but distant now* 00:01:57.860 --> 00:02:00.620 Oh, this is my chance to catch him by surprise! 00:02:00.620 --> 00:02:01.160 HAVE AT THEE! 00:02:01.160 --> 00:02:01.660 *get that shit outta here* 00:02:01.660 --> 00:02:03.360 AH MY FUCKING KNEES! 00:02:03.600 --> 00:02:05.240 GET CROWBARRED, BITCH 00:02:05.860 --> 00:02:07.160 Thanks for the crowbar, Foxy 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:08.680 Foxy! WHAT THE FUACK?! 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:10.280 I don't know. I'm bored! 00:02:10.660 --> 00:02:11.480 Hey Springtrap. 00:02:11.820 --> 00:02:12.320 WAT 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:13.260 Do you hear that? 00:02:18.920 --> 00:02:20.220 Oh, god fuck yourself. 00:02:23.880 --> 00:02:34.360 SUBSCRIBE TO THESE PEOPLE OR I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL