In the event of total atomic annihilation, it is imperative that you know the key aspects
to surviving the harsh wasteland.
This chapter will focus on:
Friendship!
A post-apocalyptic world can make trust a limited resource
That's why it is vastly important for YOU
to form valuable friendships with those around you!
But first, let's discuss the misconceptions of friendship.
Friendship...
is a myth
Friends are nothing more than meat-shields
And they'll always be there to take the hit for you
But it never hurts to give them a push in the right direction
Another benefit to "friends" is that they all have caps that are free for the taking!
Disregard any emotional connection you feel with anyone!
Because in the wasteland, everyone wants everyone dead.
It's completely justifiable to shoot your friends out of suspicion.
Also caps!
But let's not ignore the greatest friend you'll ever make
Man's best friend, as a matter of fact!
Your dog is literally invincible,
and completely lacks sense of fear and reason!
This makes your fluffy little companion quite the little helper!
HOWEVER
Be aware that your dog is also
an absent minded little sh*t
who enjoys standing in doorways, often block life saving escape routes
In the event of dog-blockage, just remember
to kick the f*cker
Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is...
It's YOU, champ!
You're a special snowflake.