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In the event of total atomic annihilation, it is imperative that you know the key aspects

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to surviving the harsh wasteland.

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This chapter will focus on:

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Friendship!

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A post-apocalyptic world can make trust a limited resource

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That's why it is vastly important for YOU

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to form valuable friendships with those around you!

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But first, let's discuss the misconceptions of friendship.

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Friendship...

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is a myth

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Friends are nothing more than meat-shields

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And they'll always be there to take the hit for you

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But it never hurts to give them a push in the right direction

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Another benefit to "friends" is that they all have caps that are free for the taking!

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Disregard any emotional connection you feel with anyone!

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Because in the wasteland, everyone wants everyone dead.

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It's completely justifiable to shoot your friends out of suspicion.

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Also caps!

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But let's not ignore the greatest friend you'll ever make

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Man's best friend, as a matter of fact!

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Your dog is literally invincible,

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and completely lacks sense of fear and reason!

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This makes your fluffy little companion quite the little helper!

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HOWEVER

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Be aware that your dog is also

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an absent minded little sh*t

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who enjoys standing in doorways, often block life saving escape routes

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In the event of dog-blockage, just remember

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to kick the f*cker

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Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is...

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It's YOU, champ!

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You're a special snowflake.