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(SCREAMING WITH THE FURY OF ZEUS) FRIENDSHIP IS VIOLENCE

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Applejack! Are ya home?

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Applejack?

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APPLEJACK

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Uuuuhhh... Hello?

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*nom nom nom*

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*SCREAMING*

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*MORE SCREAMING*

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JESUS CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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*STILL SCREAMING*

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You're not sharing?

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*nom nom nom*

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AH! What the FUCK are you doing?!

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Spike, take a note

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Dear Princess Celestia:

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I just learned that Applejack and Pinkie Pie are actually blood thirsty CANNIBALS!

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Also....

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Pegasus doesn't taste that bad

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dis nigga

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Oh no, look. It's Discord

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Hey guys! It's me! Discord!

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*EVERYPONY EXPLODING*

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Oh no! Discord's destroying Ponyville again!

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We need to find the Elements of Harmony, FAST!

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But Fluttershy's dead! We can't do the Elements of Harmony without her

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Nobody panic!

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I KNOW WHAT TO DO

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*Laughing majestically*

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Pinkie: Hey! Discord!

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Oh?

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You seem a little....

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Discoord-nated. HEHE?!

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dis nigga

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BLEUGHEGB

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Oh no! Not Pinkie Pie!

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Heh

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It's okay, guys! I actually showed up to fix something for once

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Discord!

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yeh?

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STOP IT

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No

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*SHEIT*

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*Discord slowly dying*

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*Discord is still dying agonizingly slowly*

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*Discord screaming about dying slowly*

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*deds*

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Hey look, I did it!

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I'm magical!

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TOP KEK

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I guess everything worked out in the end

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Well gee, it looks like we didn't need those Elements of Harmony after all

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HEY GUYS, LOOK IT'S ME. RAINBOW DASH

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Oh look, it's Rainbow Desh

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You missed the big fight! Rainbow Dash where have you been?

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Not doing Satanic rituals, that's for sure!

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Hey guys. I'm okay now

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No way! Check it out! Fluttershy's okay!

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Now I wonder how that happened...

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Not Satanic rituals, that's for sure

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So, Twilight! What did you learn about Friendship today?

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Today I learned that Piemations' content is slowly getting more and more...

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...autistic

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OH SHIT A WILD DRESS HORSE