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Harmony.

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The fuck.

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Peace be upon you.

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Harmony, bitch.

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Fuck you in particular.

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Awww.

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And harmony to you.

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[HAPPY BEEPING]

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Watch your right!

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[QUESTIONING BOOP]

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Prepare to taste the fury of Hanzo's Hanzbow.

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*Zenyatta Gasps*

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MY PANTALOONS!

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How DARE you soil my britches!

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Let's throw down, bro.

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You are no match for the dragon!

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Bastion, kill him.

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Okay, on second thought, the dragon would like to reconsider

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*HANZO FUCKING DIES*

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Excellent shooting my robro.

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This victory did not come without sacrifice.

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May the cleanliness of my clothing rest in pants.

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Aw hell yeah... Fabric softener is the SHIT!

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Thank you for the recommendation, Bastion!

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[BEEP BOOP]

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Wait a second...

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Why would you know about fabric softener?

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You don't wear pants!

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Hey! Why do I wear pants!

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We're both robots here!

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What gives you the right not to wear pants!?

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What's this about not wearing pants?

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Bastion has no need for pants so why do I?

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Common decency, I guess.

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I'd be all for it if it weren't for some people around here.

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MERCY!

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It's gross, dammit!

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There's nothing gross about my whole hog!

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Listen, Zen.

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I'll fight for this.

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We'll be two pantsless hooligans against the world!

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Are you with me?

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Let's do this thing...

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No more pants or I won't fight! Stop denying me my right!

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If I'm pantsless I will play! Until then I'll have to stay!

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What's all this about?

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Fight for our right to not wear pants...

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No more pants or I won't fight, stop denying me my right!

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A bill, Mr. President.

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You've done a great thing for this nation.

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Floaty robo jesus.

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Would you like to give a speech?

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It would be my pleasure.

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I'm going to take my pants off now.

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*Cheering*

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*Cheering stops*

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*CROTCH MONSTER SCREAMS*

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*EVERYONE SCREAMS*

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piemations yep