WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.580 --> 00:00:05.080 SHIT 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:08.120 SOOOoooooo... 00:00:08.120 --> 00:00:10.660 Resorting to drug deal now, Hmmmmm? 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:13.620 The Apple farm hasn't been all that profitable lately... 00:00:13.620 --> 00:00:15.080 So I needed to branch off a bit. 00:00:15.740 --> 00:00:16.980 Are you sure you weren't followed? 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:19.200 Oh well, I think so. 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:22.040 Well, do you think so, or do you know so? 00:00:22.040 --> 00:00:23.760 I'm not sellin' 'till I know for sure 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:26.240 Yes, Darling. I'm pretty sure. 00:00:26.240 --> 00:00:27.480 Can I have my crack now? 00:00:27.560 --> 00:00:28.060 WELL 00:00:28.060 --> 00:00:30.300 Pretty sure isn't the same as completely sure. 00:00:30.300 --> 00:00:31.900 Were you followed or not? 00:00:31.900 --> 00:00:33.520 JUST GIMMIE MY DRUGS, SHIT FACE 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:34.320 SHHHSHSHHH 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:35.980 Shut the fuck up ya dumb bitch! 00:00:35.980 --> 00:00:37.880 Oop. Too late. We heard everything 00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:39.060 Yeah, so suck it! 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:40.580 Also we followed Rarity here... 00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:41.460 RARITY! 00:00:41.460 --> 00:00:42.540 ADIOS DICK WEED! 00:00:42.900 --> 00:00:43.400 *Ollies out* 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:46.840 Come with us peacefully or we will use police brutality 00:00:48.460 --> 00:00:49.320 *police brutality* 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:52.900 *deds* 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:56.140 THIS IS OFFICER CLIP CLOP! I NEED BACKUP! 00:00:57.400 --> 00:00:57.900 *Oh shit the cops* 00:01:02.180 --> 00:01:04.340 SHUT IT DOWN. CODE RED. CODE RED 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:05.840 BURN THE EVIDENCE AND RUN! 00:01:06.140 --> 00:01:07.120 *SCREAMING* 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:09.460 Oh god! Twilight! 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.160 I'm in some deep shit 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:12.960 Applejack! Calm down! 00:01:15.940 --> 00:01:16.820 What happened!? 00:01:16.820 --> 00:01:19.040 It's the uhh... the 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:20.320 Apples. Just listen. 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:22.140 I need to hide for a little bit 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:23.920 Do you have some kinda spell for that? 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:25.500 What, like a disguise? 00:01:25.700 --> 00:01:26.660 Uh, yeah. Sure 00:01:26.960 --> 00:01:28.160 Well... uhhh... 00:01:28.520 --> 00:01:30.620 Spike. Bring me a book on disguises. 00:01:30.940 --> 00:01:32.460 Book 00:01:37.300 --> 00:01:38.680 Oh my god. Hurry up! 00:01:44.060 --> 00:01:45.920 This book is in Spanish 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:47.780 EVERYONE FREEZE 00:01:47.960 --> 00:01:48.580 AHAHA! 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:50.720 How could I have done anything wrong? 00:01:50.720 --> 00:01:52.640 I've been here with Twilight all day! 00:01:52.740 --> 00:01:54.900 No you haven't. You just got here 00:01:55.540 --> 00:01:56.040 *pls* 00:01:56.300 --> 00:01:58.880 There's no where to run, Applejack! You're surrounded! 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.360 Nopony move! I'll... I'll shoot 00:02:03.360 --> 00:02:04.220 You stay back! 00:02:04.220 --> 00:02:06.840 You sick son of a bitch. What're your demands! 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:07.940 ANOTHER HOSTAGE 00:02:08.780 --> 00:02:09.360 DAMMIT 00:02:10.180 --> 00:02:13.000 Now y'all listen here! I got three hostages! 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.360 A loaded gun, and I'm pretty fuckin' high 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:18.160 For every minute I don't have a helicopter I'm killing a hostage! 00:02:19.040 --> 00:02:21.000 Oh god! We're gonna die! 00:02:21.320 --> 00:02:24.580 Now hold on, I have an idea SO crazy... 00:02:24.580 --> 00:02:27.380 it just... might... work 00:02:33.980 --> 00:02:35.300 Ah! My leverage! 00:02:36.980 --> 00:02:37.840 Applejack? 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:40.180 You have committed crimes against Equestria 00:02:40.180 --> 00:02:41.300 How do you plead? 00:02:42.100 --> 00:02:43.960 Not guilty by reason of insanity 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:44.580 Guilty 00:02:48.260 --> 00:02:50.320 Woah. That was intense. (LIKE IN TENTS? GET IT?) 00:02:51.820 --> 00:02:53.740 Is Applejack gonna be okay? 00:02:54.160 --> 00:02:55.280 Shit if I know... 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:57.960 Oh, hey Twilight. Did you learn anything about friendship? 00:02:58.460 --> 00:02:59.480 UUuuhhh... 00:02:59.480 --> 00:03:01.360 Don't be friends with criminals? 00:03:02.260 --> 00:03:02.760 *gee golly gosh, thanks Twilight. amazing job* 00:03:03.440 --> 00:03:04.560 Ehh. Good enough 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:19.140 What the fuck. Why is a pony there. Oh shit, Piemations is going full brony. He even made an OC. God what a faggot. Unsubscribble 00:03:20.860 --> 00:03:21.640 oh shit what's dis now 00:03:27.420 --> 00:03:27.940 woah spooky 00:03:28.540 --> 00:03:29.300 such foreshadowing 00:03:29.940 --> 00:03:30.560 so dramatic woh 00:03:31.340 --> 00:03:31.840 oh man so pumped for the next episode