SHIT
SOOOoooooo...
Resorting to drug deal now, Hmmmmm?
The Apple farm hasn't been all that profitable lately...
So I needed to branch off a bit.
Are you sure you weren't followed?
Oh well, I think so.
Well, do you think so, or do you know so?
I'm not sellin' 'till I know for sure
Yes, Darling. I'm pretty sure.
Can I have my crack now?
WELL
Pretty sure isn't the same as completely sure.
Were you followed or not?
JUST GIMMIE MY DRUGS, SHIT FACE
SHHHSHSHHH
Shut the fuck up ya dumb bitch!
Oop. Too late. We heard everything
Yeah, so suck it!
Also we followed Rarity here...
RARITY!
ADIOS DICK WEED!
*Ollies out*
Come with us peacefully or we will use police brutality
*police brutality*
*deds*
THIS IS OFFICER CLIP CLOP! I NEED BACKUP!
*Oh shit the cops*
SHUT IT DOWN. CODE RED. CODE RED
BURN THE EVIDENCE AND RUN!
*SCREAMING*
Oh god! Twilight!
I'm in some deep shit
Applejack! Calm down!
What happened!?
It's the uhh... the
Apples. Just listen.
I need to hide for a little bit
Do you have some kinda spell for that?
What, like a disguise?
Uh, yeah. Sure
Well... uhhh...
Spike. Bring me a book on disguises.
Book
Oh my god. Hurry up!
This book is in Spanish
EVERYONE FREEZE
AHAHA!
How could I have done anything wrong?
I've been here with Twilight all day!
No you haven't. You just got here
*pls*
There's no where to run, Applejack! You're surrounded!
Nopony move! I'll... I'll shoot
You stay back!
You sick son of a bitch. What're your demands!
ANOTHER HOSTAGE
DAMMIT
Now y'all listen here! I got three hostages!
A loaded gun, and I'm pretty fuckin' high
For every minute I don't have a helicopter I'm killing a hostage!
Oh god! We're gonna die!
Now hold on, I have an idea SO crazy...
it just... might... work
Ah! My leverage!
Applejack?
You have committed crimes against Equestria
How do you plead?
Not guilty by reason of insanity
Guilty
Woah. That was intense. (LIKE IN TENTS? GET IT?)
Is Applejack gonna be okay?
Shit if I know...
Oh, hey Twilight. Did you learn anything about friendship?
UUuuhhh...
Don't be friends with criminals?
*gee golly gosh, thanks Twilight. amazing job*
Ehh. Good enough
What the fuck. Why is a pony there. Oh shit, Piemations is going full brony. He even made an OC. God what a faggot. Unsubscribble
oh shit what's dis now
woah spooky
such foreshadowing
so dramatic woh
oh man so pumped for the next episode