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So as I was saying about about Undyne, I drew this for her.

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Do you think she'll like it? Hang on the fridge material?

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Do you ship us, Sans?

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UHHHHHH...

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QUIET SANS! Remember what we're here for...

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To keep watch for humans

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Like that one

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OH MY GOD!

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That's a human right?

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Yeah... (What the hell do you think, fucko? Do you think you'll ever have a chance at entering the Royal Guard with an intellect like this? I'll have you know the standards of the royal guard are very vigorous and nothing anyone can get into because they want it. You're garbage Papyrus. Garbage.)

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YES! Excellent!

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*AGGRESSIVELY CLEARS THROAT*

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HYOOOOMAAAAAN!

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You shall not pass this area!

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I, the GREAT Papyrus, will stop you.

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Naturally. Looks like we're going to play the capturing game then.

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SO BE IT!

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Nothing a future Royal Guardsman can't handle

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The kid left

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WHAT!?!

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Oh...

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Well so be it...

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*spooky*

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Looks like you must surrender to me, human.

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Since you surely won't be able to pass my TRAP!

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That kid sure knows how to get out of a STICKy situation

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Huehuehuehuehue

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BE QUIET SANS

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I will NOT be out smarted, human!

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I'll get you next time... Next time....

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Go no further, FIEND!

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Surrender now, or I'll show you my...

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SPECIAL ATTACK

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Not surrendering, huh?

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Then you asked for it

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There is a bomb strapped to my chest, human. Surrender now and I'll disarm it

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But if you do not surrender

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I'll be forced to detonate the device

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killing

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us

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bo-

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You edgy bitch

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THAT WAS A REAL BOMB YOU MANIAC

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Nevertheless, you solved my puzzle

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Proceed....

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I'll get you next time, human.

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There is NO WAY my new plan can fail!

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EAT IT

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EAT THE SPAGHETTI!

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My spaghetti is the perfect trap to lure in that human, Sans

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As a self proclaimed five star chef and food critic, I'd say this is my best dish yet!

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We don't have tongues but whatever makes you happy, pal.

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I caught it, Sans! I CAUGHT IT!

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Wait, really?

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Just look, Sans! It's right here!

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DAMN! My cooking was too amazing!

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I'll get you, human...

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No matter how much spaghetti it takes

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Oh this is good. MMM

