WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:13.340 --> 00:00:15.040 So I'm a princess. 00:00:15.420 --> 00:00:17.140 Am I right for this job? 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:19.780 I guess it all depends. 00:00:20.400 --> 00:00:22.360 I've got my pros and cons. 00:00:22.520 --> 00:00:24.040 But why'd they choose me? 00:00:24.140 --> 00:00:27.580 They could've picked LITERALLY any of my friends. 00:00:27.580 --> 00:00:30.760 They also have their strengths and their weaknesses. 00:00:30.880 --> 00:00:33.820 They have admirable qualities. 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:37.760 I can't help but imagine what things might be like... 00:00:38.020 --> 00:00:43.500 ...In Alternate Realities. 00:00:43.500 --> 00:00:47.040 I'm Princess Rainbow Dash, and I've got loads of princess cash. 00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:50.440 My reign is gonna last, 'till I eventually get bored. 00:00:50.440 --> 00:00:52.080 But that'll be quite hard. 00:00:52.080 --> 00:00:53.780 Because my royal guard 00:00:53.780 --> 00:00:57.340 is fearless 'cause I've I armed them all with magic laser swords. 00:00:57.340 --> 00:00:59.620 I don't waste time. So if you wanna feel alive, 00:00:59.620 --> 00:01:03.400 Then I highly suggest you ride the new high-speed friendship express. 00:01:03.400 --> 00:01:09.120 And all your mail will arrive from anywhere in 45 minutes or less. 00:01:10.820 --> 00:01:12.580 I'm Princess Rarity. 00:01:12.580 --> 00:01:17.920 Look how I stylishly enact my polices to make sure everypony's fine. 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:22.980 And all Equestria knows as the economy grows, we'll give out fabulous clothes. 00:01:22.980 --> 00:01:24.820 (But none more glamourous than mine.) 00:01:24.820 --> 00:01:27.520 I use my store business knowledge and know-how for this. 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:28.980 Mining gems helps us afford 00:01:28.980 --> 00:01:30.840 The sleekest homes and latest tech. 00:01:30.940 --> 00:01:36.700 And to keep you ponies gorgeous, you all get a big enormous bonus cheque. 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:41.820 I'm Princess Fluttershy, thank you for stopping by. 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:45.320 I'm here to always try to do the very best I can. 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:47.220 I'm conquering my shyness 00:01:47.220 --> 00:01:48.920 just to spread some kindness. 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:50.340 But why they call me "highness"? 00:01:50.340 --> 00:01:52.240 I will never understand... 00:01:52.240 --> 00:01:54.820 It's who I am to help my friends across the land. 00:01:54.820 --> 00:01:58.260 By making nests and burrows and a bunch of natural preserves. 00:01:58.260 --> 00:02:04.120 'Cause a home that's safe and grand is just what each and every animal deserves. 00:02:05.420 --> 00:02:11.340 They gave me a crown. But I have to disagree with the message that it sends. 00:02:12.460 --> 00:02:15.500 I'm not any stronger or more qualified 00:02:15.500 --> 00:02:18.520 than any of my friends. 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:25.260 I can't help but imagine what alternate realities might have been. 00:02:25.500 --> 00:02:37.680 Someday, i'll find a way to be okay with the one i'm living in. 00:02:38.420 --> 00:02:41.780 I'm Princess Applejack. And I know for a fact, 00:02:41.780 --> 00:02:45.200 I've always got y'all's back until the universe explodes. 00:02:45.200 --> 00:02:48.860 New infrastructure's coming to keep businesses running. 00:02:48.860 --> 00:02:52.240 So i'm fixing all the plumbing and repairing all the roads. 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.760 Now Apple Bloom is technically royalty too. 00:02:54.760 --> 00:02:58.240 She get's a super awesome room just like Big Mac and Granny Smith. 00:02:58.240 --> 00:02:59.820 And this here magic horn, who knew? 00:02:59.820 --> 00:03:03.780 I tell ya, it's one handy tool to build stuff with. 00:03:05.940 --> 00:03:07.620 I'm Princess Pinkie Pie. 00:03:07.620 --> 00:03:11.020 And if you're wondering why there's glitter in the sky. 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:12.380 It's 'cause I think it's really cool. 00:03:12.380 --> 00:03:14.320 It's Friday all the time. 00:03:14.320 --> 00:03:16.240 All legislation has to rhyme. 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:19.640 My throne is made of slime, and Gummy's in the castle pool. 00:03:19.640 --> 00:03:20.580 This is terrific. 00:03:20.600 --> 00:03:22.360 Palace food is sugarrific! 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:25.680 The cupcakes, to be specific, helped us win an epic war. 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:30.200 So, I'm staying optimistic that my chefs will bake significantly more. 00:03:30.200 --> 00:03:31.100 More! 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:33.080 MOOOORRRREEE!!!!! 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:35.100 I'm Princess Starlight Glimmer. 00:03:35.100 --> 00:03:36.980 Princess Sunset Shimmer. 00:03:36.980 --> 00:03:38.540 Princess Shining Armor? 00:03:38.540 --> 00:03:40.160 Princess Trixie Lulamoon. 00:03:40.160 --> 00:03:41.880 I'm Princess Coco Pommel. 00:03:41.880 --> 00:03:43.640 I'm Princess Sweetie Belle. 00:03:43.640 --> 00:03:45.380 And Apple Bloom as well. 00:03:45.380 --> 00:03:47.120 And also Princess Scootaloo. 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:50.680 Princess Cheerliee, Princess Rara, Princess Spike, and Princess Babs. 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:54.040 And Princess Diamond Tiara, Princess Mom and Princess Dad. 00:03:54.040 --> 00:03:59.560 Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:00.360 PRINCESS!!!!! 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:01.060 Twilight. 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:06.720 You're the leader we admire who protects, serves, and defends. 00:04:06.720 --> 00:04:10.280 You're really good. But if you ever need advice, 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:12.880 You can always call up any of your friends. 00:04:12.880 --> 00:04:13.760 Thanks guys. 00:04:13.900 --> 00:04:20.040 It's fun to imagine what all of these Alternate Realities might have been. 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:30.500 But hey, I gotta say i'm okay with the one i'm living in. 00:04:30.500 --> 00:04:31.520 But, WHAT THE HAY. 00:04:31.520 --> 00:04:32.440 I gotta say. 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:34.240 I'll be more or less okay 00:04:34.260 --> 00:04:35.360 with the one 00:04:35.460 --> 00:04:38.120 i'm living 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:40.660 Innnn!!!!!