So I'm a princess.
Am I right for this job?
I guess it all depends.
I've got my pros and cons.
But why'd they choose me?
They could've picked LITERALLY any of my friends.
They also have their strengths and their weaknesses.
They have admirable qualities.
I can't help but imagine what things might be like...
...In Alternate Realities.
I'm Princess Rainbow Dash, and I've got loads of princess cash.
My reign is gonna last, 'till I eventually get bored.
But that'll be quite hard.
Because my royal guard
is fearless 'cause I've I armed them all with magic laser swords.
I don't waste time. So if you wanna feel alive,
Then I highly suggest you ride the new high-speed friendship express.
And all your mail will arrive from anywhere in 45 minutes or less.
I'm Princess Rarity.
Look how I stylishly enact my polices to make sure everypony's fine.
And all Equestria knows as the economy grows, we'll give out fabulous clothes.
(But none more glamourous than mine.)
I use my store business knowledge and know-how for this.
Mining gems helps us afford
The sleekest homes and latest tech.
And to keep you ponies gorgeous, you all get a big enormous bonus cheque.
I'm Princess Fluttershy, thank you for stopping by.
I'm here to always try to do the very best I can.
I'm conquering my shyness
just to spread some kindness.
But why they call me "highness"?
I will never understand...
It's who I am to help my friends across the land.
By making nests and burrows and a bunch of natural preserves.
'Cause a home that's safe and grand is just what each and every animal deserves.
They gave me a crown. But I have to disagree with the message that it sends.
I'm not any stronger or more qualified
than any of my friends.
I can't help but imagine what alternate realities might have been.
Someday, i'll find a way to be okay with the one i'm living in.
I'm Princess Applejack. And I know for a fact,
I've always got y'all's back until the universe explodes.
New infrastructure's coming to keep businesses running.
So i'm fixing all the plumbing and repairing all the roads.
Now Apple Bloom is technically royalty too.
She get's a super awesome room just like Big Mac and Granny Smith.
And this here magic horn, who knew?
I tell ya, it's one handy tool to build stuff with.
I'm Princess Pinkie Pie.
And if you're wondering why there's glitter in the sky.
It's 'cause I think it's really cool.
It's Friday all the time.
All legislation has to rhyme.
My throne is made of slime, and Gummy's in the castle pool.
This is terrific.
Palace food is sugarrific!
The cupcakes, to be specific, helped us win an epic war.
So, I'm staying optimistic that my chefs will bake significantly more.
More!
MOOOORRRREEE!!!!!
I'm Princess Starlight Glimmer.
Princess Sunset Shimmer.
Princess Shining Armor?
Princess Trixie Lulamoon.
I'm Princess Coco Pommel.
I'm Princess Sweetie Belle.
And Apple Bloom as well.
And also Princess Scootaloo.
Princess Cheerliee, Princess Rara, Princess Spike, and Princess Babs.
And Princess Diamond Tiara, Princess Mom and Princess Dad.
Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess Princess
PRINCESS!!!!!
Twilight.
You're the leader we admire who protects, serves, and defends.
You're really good. But if you ever need advice,
You can always call up any of your friends.
Thanks guys.
It's fun to imagine what all of these Alternate Realities might have been.
But hey, I gotta say i'm okay with the one i'm living in.
But, WHAT THE HAY.
I gotta say.
I'll be more or less okay
with the one
i'm living
Innnn!!!!!