IRS Phone Scams in a nutshell.
OK. Still need to look over the figures for
for the art school order, restock corny jokes,
and add more kitten memes to this month's catalog.
Then i can go home and relax.
No interruptions, no customers.
Just me, myself, and my Netflix.
I-(RINGTONE)
Ugh...please be a real pony this time..
Oh, or dragon.
[beep]
Hello! Bright Idea's Pun Shop.
What do you wordplay, guaranteed to light up your room.
How can i help you?
Hello Britea Idea, this is the IRS.
BI: Yeah, i'm not buying it.
I am the IRS and you owe us $62,000.
WHAT THE HAY IT'S NOT EVEN TAX SEASON!! :O
This is our final attempt to contact you.
More like your only attempt,
but, sure.
So now we are going to sue you!
lol
Alright, first of all, why do you sound all robotic?
We will take you to court unless you give us our sixty-two hundred thousand dollars.
And secondly, you should know,
that the official IRS website says, they will never call you at home,
unless they've already sent you a bill in the mail.
No I'm the real IRS and we will call the police!
Oh no! Police, don't do that!
IRS.gov also says, they will never threaten anyone with legal action.
Give me $62,000,000,000 or I'll send you to jail! >:(
So..yeah! I'm pretty sure, this is a scam. Nice try!
$62,000,000,000,000,000?
You're living proof, that frauds not dead.
$62,000,000,000.
The only thing you taxing is my patients.
$62,000,000,000,000,000,000.
I'M HANGING UP NOW...
$62,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Goodbye!
JUST GIMME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND WE WON'T SUE YOU!
Oh, really? You do that for me?
Yeah!
Alright, here's my credit card number.
Yea mwahaha >:)
BI: You got a pencil?
YES PENCIL READY YES.
OK, my credit card number is....
IS....
42! Don't panic, and I always know, where your towel is.
Hmm-hmm! And now, back to Netflix!
W H A T T H E H A Y
Twilight. You really need to stop doing IRS scams.
Your right. I'm sorry.
Lesson learned.
Dear Princess Celestia.
I am the IRS and you owe us $97 jillion dollars.