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IRS Phone Scams in a nutshell.

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OK. Still need to look over the figures for

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for the art school order, restock corny jokes,

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and add more kitten memes to this month's catalog.

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Then i can go home and relax.

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No interruptions, no customers.

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Just me, myself, and my Netflix.

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I-(RINGTONE)

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Ugh...please be a real pony this time..

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Oh, or dragon.

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[beep]

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Hello! Bright Idea's Pun Shop.

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What do you wordplay, guaranteed to light up your room.

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How can i help you?

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Hello Britea Idea, this is the IRS.

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BI: Yeah, i'm not buying it.

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I am the IRS and you owe us $62,000.

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WHAT THE HAY IT'S NOT EVEN TAX SEASON!! :O

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This is our final attempt to contact you.

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More like your only attempt,

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but, sure.

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So now we are going to sue you!

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lol

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Alright, first of all, why do you sound all robotic?

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We will take you to court unless you give us our sixty-two hundred thousand dollars.

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And secondly, you should know,

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that the official IRS website says, they will never call you at home,

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unless they've already sent you a bill in the mail.

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No I'm the real IRS and we will call the police!

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Oh no! Police, don't do that!

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IRS.gov also says, they will never threaten anyone with legal action.

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Give me $62,000,000,000 or I'll send you to jail! >:(

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So..yeah! I'm pretty sure, this is a scam. Nice try!

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$62,000,000,000,000,000?

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You're living proof, that frauds not dead.

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$62,000,000,000.

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The only thing you taxing is my patients.

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$62,000,000,000,000,000,000.

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I'M HANGING UP NOW...

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$62,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

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Goodbye!

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JUST GIMME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND WE WON'T SUE YOU!

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Oh, really? You do that for me?

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Yeah!

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Alright, here's my credit card number.

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Yea mwahaha >:)

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BI: You got a pencil?

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YES PENCIL READY YES.

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OK, my credit card number is....

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IS....

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42! Don't panic, and I always know, where your towel is.

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Hmm-hmm! And now, back to Netflix!

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W H A T  T H E  H A Y

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Twilight. You really need to stop doing IRS scams.

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Your right. I'm sorry.

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Lesson learned.

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Dear Princess Celestia.

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I am the IRS and you owe us $97 jillion dollars.