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公主殿下好，请问你们能否协助我操办这次party？

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233 没门

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搞神马呀

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MLP大电影

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MLP大电影——5分钟神总结

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公主sama们觉得我净出馊主意

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那都不是事儿~ 来首歌冷静下

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♪ 小马齐心  其利断金 ♪

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大家好，我是“洗牙”（Sia）

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洗牙好啊~

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完犊子，那又是啥玩意儿啊？

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大家好，黑恶势力登场！

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这位是怒风(狂风)将军

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感谢发言人  肖恩·斯派塞（Sean Spicer）

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乖乖把你们的魔力交出来吧

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我拒绝

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敬酒不吃，吃我魔力死光啦

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完犊子

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Buy our toys.   ——孩之宝

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完犊子

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“拉”娜，快去找“马”(hippo)……

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Buy our toys.   ——孩之宝

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完犊子

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Buy our toys.   ——孩之宝

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完犊子

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有缘再见吧 “塞牙”

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搞神马呀

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我觉着 咱应该先赶紧找几只河马（hippo）当救兵          【区别于 hippogriff：马鹰兽/骏马】

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没毛病

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把四公主的魔力搞来，我就帮你把那丑了吧唧的断角修补好

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Yay~ ^_^

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阿诺 那个公主撒丫子跑了  不过蛋糕还是有的

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【TRIGGERED】要你妈卖批的蛋糕呀，辣鸡发言人！老娘要蛋糕上的"暮光闪粉" (Twinkle Sprinkle)

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当初要是带点水就好了

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好啊，有座小城

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糗啊，抓奴隶啦

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喵 喵 快滚蛋喵

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这猫真  炫酷™  啊

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咪 咿 嗷——喵~

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我觉得咱姊妹不该轻信那个大忽悠

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大妹子有啥信不过的喵，来首歌冷静下喵

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♪ 拐啦 拐啦 拐啦 拐啦 拐卖啦喵♪

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我来帮你缝好袖子 亲~

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谢谢喵

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好嘞我找到地图啦  赶紧溜了溜了~

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惊不惊喜  意不意外   奴♀隶 TIME！

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卡普尔  你搞神马呀

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找到你啦 暮光闪粉 (twinkle sprinkle)！

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完犊子

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（经费在燃烧的追逐大场面.jpg）

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完犊子

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(然而暮暮救下了棉花糖小朋友)

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萍琪酱  你搞神马呀

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要么招出小马们的下落，要么吃我魔法死光啦

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(可瑞瑞缝好了我的袖子喵...)

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哎妈可算找到你们啦，咱得弄(nèng)死你们这帮偷渡客

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当我没说，午餐时间到了

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搞神马呀

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为风暴大王跑腿赚外块什么的 蓝瘦 香菇

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干脆就别给他干活了，你们连任当海盗吼不吼啊

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吼啊~

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搞神马呀

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来首歌冷静下

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♪辞掉工作什么的最  炫酷™  啦♪

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看我来个彩虹音爆助助兴（装装逼）

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别这么任性啊

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经费在燃烧的 Rainboom.jpg

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给我停船

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云宝跌西  你搞神马呀

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暮光闪粉(twinkle sprinkle)去哪了

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布吉岛 233

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啊

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大丈夫  我顺蹄做了个气球

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净踏马扯淡  吃我一记死光

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妈卖批

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喂喂  有木有马在？

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我要循声辨路

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完犊子

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厉害了我的萍琪酱  你害得我们被水淹没（不知所措）了

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嗨  我救了你们  跟我来

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搞神马呀  你又是何方神圣

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我是诺沃女王

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我是“铋斯姆”女王

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这是咱家的魔法泡泡球

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(经费在燃烧的美少女华丽变身.jpg)

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搞神马呀

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为了打败风暴大王  可不可以先把你家的神奇泡泡球借给我们？

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没门

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求你了啦

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没门

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求你了啦

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没门  关我屁事

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没门  关我 “铋”(屁) 事

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现在咱们可以永远在一起啦 yay (^▽^)

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可我们的主线是去拯救快乐老家

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对哦  妈卖批

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计划如下

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萍琪酱  你去开个party

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走起  来首歌冷静下

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♪时间紧迫  恕不能大张旗鼓、放飞自我地开趴♪

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真好玩儿  成  咱家泡泡球就借你们一用吧

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触发安保警报.wav

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妈卖批

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我改变主意了  你们小马都 弱爆啦~

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滚蛋

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暮暮  你踏马又在搞神马呀

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妈卖批

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可把你抓到啦

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【TRIGGERED】妈卖批

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来首歌冷静下

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♪我是坏蛋  道高一尺魔高一丈♪

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暮暮真是个讨厌鬼

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老伙计们  暮暮被妖怪捉走啦

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咱得去救暮暮

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我们能帮忙吗？

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没毛病

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狂风  别这样

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风暴大王  您点的魔法汇聚于此

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谢了

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现在可以帮我把丑了吧唧的断角整整容呗？

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没门  233

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搞神马呀

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吃我死光啦

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死光神马的我也会啦

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完犊子

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我来救你

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搞神马呀

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吃吃吃我我我死死死光光光

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暮暮 我们来救你啦

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哎呦~

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老伙计们  你们又来搞神马呀

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没关系 当然是选择原谅你啦

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不 我就纳闷  你们没有飞艇  是怎么从千里之外神速赶过来的？

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我的

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我的

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我的

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我的

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我的

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它是我的

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妈妈的

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我的

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我要金坷垃

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吸收氮磷钾

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我的

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我的

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（斗技! 神砂岚!）

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暮暮她完犊子啦 : (

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开玩笑啦  我毫发无伤2333

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临走前最起码我也得报仇雪恨啊

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做梦去吧  大坏蛋

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RIP Storm King 2333

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他凉透了

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（重启按钮）

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...(马)鹰兽！ [ (hippo)-griffs! ]

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来首歌冷静下

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喵  此歌不愧是天籁之音喵！

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感谢观看！

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Translated by Joseph Blue

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我们俩貌似在全程划水啊