There's a bear! There's a—
No, shut up! There is no bear.
You saw nothing but your imagination; shut up!
No, this isn't like the milkshake.
Family Film Studios.
Let's go!
You ready? Let's go!
No, I'm not ready! I— you just woke me up.
Yay! You see?
Now I can buy alcohol.
You got it, right? Let's go get it.
What are you thinking? Like... bourbon?
Oh my god, you've outdone yourself with this one, Twilight.
I'm gonna be like, "I am twenty-one" and he's gonna be like, "Yeah, you are,
you do look twenty-one." I have a mustache!
I— well to be honest, that's a dead bird on your mouth.
No, no! Aw... now PETA's
gonna be after us. Dévà ju!
My little uuu!
Friendship is ooo!
I could've had a mustache. I could've had a mustache!
But no! You had to take that away from me!
I had a mustache! I could've bought us booze.
Knowing you for three years, bro, I wanna always crush your dream as much as I can.
But you know, friends? Hm?
That's what friends do: they crush each other's dreams.
I'm gonna poop in your socks now when you're not looking because you crushed my dreams.
Thank you, for telling me that.
Oh, look at that. Look what you did.
Oh my god, did you guys hear that there's, like, a new pony?
Congratulations.
You have a new pony? I need a new rib.
Let me take that rib, shall we?
Plebeians!
Feast your eyes one me, and only me. For your attention is Great and Powerful Trixie!
Yes, adore me! Adore me and my beautiful blue coat.
Wow, what a bitch.
Do you think she can get me a new fucking rib maybe?
Oh god. Oh,
I'm gonna pass out. Oh shit.
I use to have a mustache. H— hey, look at that!
Hey, what's going on? Why is there a turquoise little bastard up there?
I don't know. Did Spike say he had a mustache?
How the fuck did he have a mustache for like literally a day?
What'd you do to him?
God, you better not have ripped that mustache off of him.
I don't know about you, but that girl next to me looking pretty cute.
What do you guys think?
I mean... uh... I wasn't thinking about other girls!
No, no, no, of course not. No.
Hey, who's talking about cute girls? I wanna talk about cute girls!
You wouldn't understand what my life is like. I got attacked by a bear.
Did— have you ever been attacked by a bear? I don't think so.
I killed the bear, and therefore I am better than you.
Did you ever kill a bear?
Don't think so. Don't think so.
Hm!
See this? See this?
She's— she's very great. Y'all think she's great?
Yeah! She's great and ludicrous!
Oh my god!
She killed a bear! PETA go atta—
Yes. They'll come after me soon.
But you know, it's not like on the level of somebody killing a bird.
You know? That's just absolutely, ungodly, awful.
Fuck. Aww.
Oh my god, can we go home? I wanna look at my dead mustache bird.
Okay, okay.
But, eventually when we get back here, I want to crush her dreams too.
Alright, I can't take none more of this. I'm part of the BFA and I'm about to show you—
Yeah, you show 'em BFA!
That's right: Bear Fuckers of America. This is how it's done.
You fucking take a rope, and then you wrangle 'em, and then you fucking keep going at it.
That's how it's done right! Ooh, spaghetti noodle.
Exactly, it's gonna go in your mouth like Lady and the Tramp-style.
Get ready! Oh!
There it goes!
And there we go, humiliated another one. Now, see you backstage, sweetie.
Hey, hey, what do you think you're doing with Applejack?
Oh, I'm taking her for a ride.
Okay, alright, alright. I'm gonna show you!
Thank you, thank you. Applause?
Passé, as most.
Let me show you how it really works...
Hello? Am I spinning?
Yes. Spinning from my gorgeous looks, sweetheart.
Alright, who's next?
Oh, you motherfucker.
You motherfucker. Eh, isn't that right?
She's a motherfucker. Go get her, Twilight.
Yeah! You can do it,
Twilight. Show her.
Yeah, man. You got this.
Hey, hey. Ho— hold on.
Hold the phone, everybody. I just wanna say, love the show.
It's great so far. If I could make one small suggestion, though...
Ooh, good, some backup. I— I actually wanna hear about this...
Oh, don't worry. You'll hear about it.
So, I got a problem with your outfit.
It's very much not like... it's too not flashy, you know?
I'm— I was thinking maybe you could go along the lines of... maybe a this thing?
How do you think? How do you think about me, huh?
Oh maybe I could be your assistant or something. You know, sexy assistant.
What the fuck is going on?
I wanted to see fists flying through the fucking air!
What happened? What happened to me?
I feel something is different.
Uh, well, you uh...
Uh, uh, uh...
Well, you're dead.
Oh my god, you look like a slut. Uh, sorry!
Oh, no... seaweed. Oh god, no.
This will take forever to wash out. Why would you do this to me?
Hello! I got a milkshake for you!
Yup. A milkshake for the cool one.
Okay... alright. What?
How does it taste? Don't ask me where I got it from.
Yeah, we won't tell 'em where we got it.
It's a secret. It's a family secret.
You got this off the subway, didn't you. Oh god, it's in my mouth.
Uh, no, it wasn't the subway. We'll just be going now.
It's a secret we keep in the family, if you know what I'm saying.
Oh, god...
Hey, did you see the milkshake we got her?
Did you—
Yeah, it was— it was delicious!
Did you do what I think—
Only organic ingredients!
You did what I think you did. You— you did... you— you did the
goo in the blue. Didn't you?
No, we bought it was from Starbucks and then told her it was from the family, duh.
What are you thinking?
Well, I literally thought you... you— you drained the—
The— what'd I— what'd we drain?
Drain the main vein into the straw stain?
What— what kind of children do you take us for, buddy?
Do— fuck, never mind! Who am I talking to?
I'm talking to Tweedledip and Tweedleshit over here.
Now go back to your rooms.
That's not my name. That's my fathers name.
Don't be rude.
Yup. That's his father's name.
I can confirm that. It's— it's not really good.
Yeah, it's... hey don't talk bad about my father.
I can talk about what I want!
They do— they— they did the thing, into the cup.
Ew! Why are you telling me this?
I'm a girl who lives in purity... and you're telling me—
This impurity is going underneath your reign, my majesty.
Well, let it be impurity.
But my checklist here... With the fucking mustache, we can make this pure.
Goddamn it with your mustache, it was a dead bird, now get outta here!
I didn't knock.
I'm the one who knocks!
My dad didn't knock!
Stop talking over me.
Wow, that was so impressive.
Uh... uh, oh.
It's the monster! Oh, that's just Spike.
Hey, wait! Did you— did you wanna—
Run!
Okay, well we can't get anymore milkshakes.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ok, open up, open up, open up! Open up!
Open up!
What?! I was
sleeping with that g— that shy one, what do you want?
Well, we brought you a pet because we ran out of milkshakes.
It's a very ferocious pet. I wouldn't recommend it.
What?
All that can compare to me is a bear. Did you bring me a bear?
There's a bear! There's a—
No, shut up! There is no bear.
You saw nothing but your imagination; shut up!
No, this isn't like the milkshake.
What about the milkshake?
The— no not the—
Oh my god.
Okay, I think we might have misunderstood your intentions.
I think we brought the big boy to the yard with the milkshake.
Why didn't you bring a regular bear?! I'm lying!
I killed a regular bear, not a big one!
We needed to get the rest of the ingredients!
Well, you did say you killed a bear, so get going bear killer.
I'm sorry I killed you son! Please don't kill me!
Well, yeah! You tamed— you tamed it!
Yep, you sure did. It looks mighty tamed now.
Hey, uh... what did you guys do about the milkshake?
We found a pet for Trixie!
Oh, you guys found a bear?!
Yeah... it didn't like milkshakes, though. She's not good with it.
Oh my god, the milkshake.
Wow.
Oh my gosh. They're sending the bear to another dimension!
Welcome to the BFA Twilight. We welcome you.
Hey, Twilight, want to say, I'm impressed.
Uh, yeah, marshmallow woman. Um... who were you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Marshmallow woman? She gets to be called a marshmallow?
What about me? What name you wanna give me?
And also you could've used a bit more pizzazz.
I'm making s'mores.
Yeah! An honorary member, from an honorary staff member!
And then I get a mustache, right?
Why? Why do you always have to do this to me, master?
I'm— I'm your master?!
Okay, now that this is all over, I better leave before the mob starts to get
my head on a pike. So, uh, bye!
Hey, get her!
Shit, they didn't see— they still see me!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Woah, woah, woah, what are you two going, huh?
W— we sang that amazing duet that stopped the bear!
Yeah, yeah... Didn't you see?
We helped. We totally helped.
Yeah, the music notes literally came out of us. It was kinda freaky.
Oh... okay, what do you want?
Do you want a dead bird on your mouth?
You should give 'em a milkshake.
Give 'em a milkshake. Taste of their own medicine.
I'd go to jail, thank you Spike.
Here comes the milkshake!
Dearest Princess Celestia, my master
and I found out that being a hack-fraud can really get you somewhere, but probably not.
Uh, the end. By your faithful student, Twilight.
I got milkshake in my mustache and it smells so bad.
Take a shower you dweeb! Maybe I can take some of that milkshake then, huh?
No, unless you dip this in water.
Is it chocolate then? Oh, maybe it's just blueberries.
Do you like blueberries? You want some?
Well, yes, but can you please get this fucking thing off of me?
It's really starting to smell!
I thought you wanted it!
I looked a gift horse in the mouth, Twilight, and I have seen the other side.