WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:02.160 There's a bear! There's a— 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:03.280 No, shut up! There is no bear.  00:00:03.280 --> 00:00:05.120 You saw nothing but your imagination; shut up! 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:06.880 No, this isn't like the milkshake. 00:00:06.880 --> 00:00:08.640 Family Film Studios. 00:00:13.360 --> 00:00:13.920 Let's go!  00:00:13.920 --> 00:00:14.880 You ready? Let's go! 00:00:14.880 --> 00:00:19.253 No, I'm not ready! I— you just woke me up. 00:00:19.253 --> 00:00:19.920 Yay! You see?  00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:21.680 Now I can buy alcohol.  00:00:21.680 --> 00:00:23.840 You got it, right? Let's go get it.  00:00:23.840 --> 00:00:26.240 What are you thinking? Like... bourbon?  00:00:26.240 --> 00:00:29.280 Oh my god, you've outdone  yourself with this one, Twilight.  00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:32.320 I'm gonna be like, "I am twenty-one"  and he's gonna be like, "Yeah, you are,   00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:34.400 you do look twenty-one." I have a mustache! 00:00:34.400 --> 00:00:37.440 I— well to be honest, that's a dead bird on your mouth. 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.840 No, no! Aw... now PETA's   00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:47.760 gonna be after us. Dévà ju!  00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:49.240 My little uuu! 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:51.200 Friendship is ooo! 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:56.240 I could've had a mustache. I could've had a mustache!  00:00:56.800 --> 00:00:59.600 But no! You had to take that away from me!  00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:02.400 I had a mustache! I could've bought us booze. 00:01:02.400 --> 00:01:06.880 Knowing you for three years, bro, I wanna  always crush your dream as much as I can.  00:01:07.520 --> 00:01:09.760 But you know, friends? Hm? 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:11.840 That's what friends do: they  crush each other's dreams.  00:01:12.720 --> 00:01:17.120 I'm gonna poop in your socks now when you're  not looking because you crushed my dreams. 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:18.320 Thank you, for telling me that. 00:01:21.600 --> 00:01:23.440 Oh, look at that. Look what you did. 00:01:23.440 --> 00:01:27.840 Oh my god, did you guys hear  that there's, like, a new pony? 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:28.720 Congratulations.  00:01:28.720 --> 00:01:30.560 You have a new pony? I need a new rib. 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:32.800 Let me take that rib, shall we? 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:35.760 Plebeians!  00:01:35.760 --> 00:01:44.320 Feast your eyes one me, and only me. For your attention is Great and Powerful Trixie!  00:01:47.360 --> 00:01:54.160 Yes, adore me! Adore me and my beautiful blue coat. 00:01:54.160 --> 00:01:56.240 Wow, what a bitch. 00:01:56.240 --> 00:01:59.040 Do you think she can get  me a new fucking rib maybe?  00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:00.560 Oh god. Oh,   00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:02.080 I'm gonna pass out. Oh shit.  00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:05.280 I use to have a mustache. H— hey, look at that! 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.960 Hey, what's going on? Why is there a turquoise little bastard up there? 00:02:09.600 --> 00:02:11.760 I don't know. Did Spike say he had a mustache?  00:02:11.760 --> 00:02:14.000 How the fuck did he have a  mustache for like literally a day?  00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:14.800 What'd you do to him? 00:02:15.440 --> 00:02:18.160 God, you better not have ripped  that mustache off of him. 00:02:20.160 --> 00:02:22.560 I don't know about you, but that  girl next to me looking pretty cute.  00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:23.360 What do you guys think?  00:02:24.480 --> 00:02:26.640 I mean... uh... I wasn't  thinking about other girls!  00:02:26.640 --> 00:02:28.400 No, no, no, of course not. No. 00:02:30.720 --> 00:02:35.840 Hey, who's talking about cute girls? I wanna talk about cute girls!  00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:41.760 You wouldn't understand what my life is like. I got attacked by a bear.  00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:45.440 Did— have you ever been attacked by a bear? I don't think so.  00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:49.360 I killed the bear, and  therefore I am better than you.  00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:50.480 Did you ever kill a bear?  00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:52.240 Don't think so. Don't think so.  00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:53.960 Don't think so. Hm! 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:56.720 See this? See this?  00:02:56.720 --> 00:02:59.920 She's— she's very great. Y'all think she's great? 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:02.560 Yeah! She's great and ludicrous! 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:04.160 Oh my god!  00:03:04.160 --> 00:03:06.760 She killed a bear! PETA go atta— 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:10.960 Yes. They'll come after me soon.  00:03:10.960 --> 00:03:13.600 But you know, it's not like on the  level of somebody killing a bird.  00:03:13.600 --> 00:03:17.760 You know? That's just absolutely, ungodly, awful. 00:03:17.760 --> 00:03:18.960 Fuck. Aww.  00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:22.240 Oh my god, can we go home? I wanna look at my dead mustache bird. 00:03:23.760 --> 00:03:24.480 Okay, okay.  00:03:24.480 --> 00:03:27.440 But, eventually when we get back  here, I want to crush her dreams too. 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:31.321 Alright, I can't take none more of this. I'm part of the BFA and I'm about to show you— 00:03:31.321 --> 00:03:31.840 Yeah, you show 'em BFA! 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:36.000 That's right: Bear Fuckers of America. This is how it's done.  00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:45.840 You fucking take a rope, and then you wrangle  'em, and then you fucking keep going at it.  00:03:47.440 --> 00:03:54.960 That's how it's done right! Ooh, spaghetti noodle. 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:58.560 Exactly, it's gonna go in your  mouth like Lady and the Tramp-style.  00:03:58.560 --> 00:03:59.840 Get ready! Oh!  00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:01.120 There it goes!  00:04:04.880 --> 00:04:08.720 And there we go, humiliated another one. Now, see you backstage, sweetie. 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:11.600 Hey, hey, what do you think  you're doing with Applejack? 00:04:11.600 --> 00:04:13.040 Oh, I'm taking her for a ride. 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:15.840 Okay, alright, alright. I'm gonna show you!  00:04:24.320 --> 00:04:27.840 Thank you, thank you. Applause? 00:04:27.840 --> 00:04:33.040 Passé, as most.  00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:41.840 Let me show you how it really works... 00:04:44.080 --> 00:04:46.240 Hello? Am I spinning? 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:50.880 Yes. Spinning from my gorgeous looks, sweetheart.  00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:55.840 Alright, who's next? 00:04:57.760 --> 00:04:59.120 Oh, you motherfucker.  00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:01.280 You motherfucker. Eh, isn't that right?  00:05:01.280 --> 00:05:03.440 She's a motherfucker. Go get her, Twilight. 00:05:03.440 --> 00:05:04.560 Yeah! You can do it,   00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.080 Twilight. Show her. 00:05:06.080 --> 00:05:07.440 Yeah, man. You got this. 00:05:08.320 --> 00:05:10.160 Hey, hey. Ho— hold on.  00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:14.000 Hold the phone, everybody. I just wanna say, love the show.  00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:19.200 It's great so far. If I could make one small suggestion, though...  00:05:19.200 --> 00:05:22.480 Ooh, good, some backup. I— I actually wanna hear about this... 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:24.400 Oh, don't worry. You'll hear about it. 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:26.960 So, I got a problem with your outfit.  00:05:26.960 --> 00:05:31.680 It's very much not like...  it's too not flashy, you know?  00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:38.160 I'm— I was thinking maybe you could go  along the lines of... maybe a this thing?  00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:40.480 How do you think? How do you think about me, huh?  00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:43.680 Oh maybe I could be your assistant or something. You know, sexy assistant. 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:45.600 What the fuck is going on?  00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:48.640 I wanted to see fists flying  through the fucking air! 00:05:51.200 --> 00:05:52.960 What happened? What happened to me?  00:05:52.960 --> 00:05:54.080 I feel something is different. 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:55.600 Uh, well, you uh... 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:56.400 Uh, uh, uh... 00:05:56.400 --> 00:05:57.120 Well, you're dead. 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.760 Oh my god, you look like a slut. Uh, sorry! 00:06:01.440 --> 00:06:04.960 Oh, no... seaweed. Oh god, no.  00:06:04.960 --> 00:06:08.960 This will take forever to wash out. Why would you do this to me? 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:17.200 Hello! I got a milkshake for you! 00:06:17.200 --> 00:06:19.840 Yup. A milkshake for the cool one. 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:25.040 Okay... alright. What? 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:27.840 How does it taste? Don't ask me where I got it from. 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:30.480 Yeah, we won't tell 'em where we got it.  00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:32.800 It's a secret. It's a family secret. 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:37.440 You got this off the subway, didn't you. Oh god, it's in my mouth. 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:45.920 Uh, no, it wasn't the subway. We'll just be going now. 00:06:45.920 --> 00:06:49.200 It's a secret we keep in the  family, if you know what I'm saying. 00:06:50.320 --> 00:06:50.960 Oh, god... 00:06:53.840 --> 00:06:56.000 Hey, did you see the milkshake we got her? 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:56.320 Did you— 00:06:56.880 --> 00:06:58.480 Yeah, it was— it was delicious! 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:00.000 Did you do what I think— 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:01.920 Only organic ingredients! 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:05.280 You did what I think you did. You— you did... you— you did the   00:07:05.280 --> 00:07:06.880 goo in the blue. Didn't you? 00:07:06.880 --> 00:07:10.480 No, we bought it was from Starbucks and  then told her it was from the family, duh.  00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:11.200 What are you thinking? 00:07:11.840 --> 00:07:14.720 Well, I literally thought  you... you— you drained the— 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:16.560 The— what'd I— what'd we drain? 00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:19.280 Drain the main vein into the straw stain? 00:07:19.840 --> 00:07:22.880 What— what kind of children  do you take us for, buddy? 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:27.680 Do— fuck, never mind! Who am I talking to? 00:07:27.680 --> 00:07:30.400 I'm talking to Tweedledip  and Tweedleshit over here.  00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:31.600 Now go back to your rooms. 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.760 That's not my name. That's my fathers name.  00:07:35.760 --> 00:07:36.480 Don't be rude. 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:39.520 Yup. That's his father's name.  00:07:39.520 --> 00:07:42.720 I can confirm that. It's— it's not really good. 00:07:43.520 --> 00:07:46.000 Yeah, it's... hey don't talk bad about my father. 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:50.480 I can talk about what I want! 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:53.120 They do— they— they did the thing, into the cup. 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:55.680 Ew! Why are you telling me this?  00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:00.240 I'm a girl who lives in  purity... and you're telling me— 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:03.120 This impurity is going underneath  your reign, my majesty. 00:08:03.840 --> 00:08:05.840 Well, let it be impurity. 00:08:05.840 --> 00:08:10.160 But my checklist here... With the fucking mustache, we can make this pure. 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:13.520 Goddamn it with your mustache, it  was a dead bird, now get outta here! 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:16.000 I didn't knock. 00:08:17.520 --> 00:08:18.720 I'm the one who knocks! 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:26.840 My dad didn't knock! 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:53.840 Stop talking over me. 00:08:54.880 --> 00:08:56.640 Wow, that was so impressive. 00:08:56.640 --> 00:09:02.400 Uh... uh, oh. 00:09:02.400 --> 00:09:03.920 It's the monster! Oh, that's just Spike. 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:13.253 Hey, wait! Did you— did you wanna— 00:09:13.253 --> 00:09:14.880 Run! 00:09:14.880 --> 00:09:17.440 Okay, well we can't get anymore milkshakes. 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:21.840 Oh my god. Oh my god. 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:25.162 Ok, open up, open up, open up! Open up!  00:09:25.161 --> 00:09:26.560 Open up! Open up! 00:09:26.560 --> 00:09:27.520 What?! I was   00:09:27.520 --> 00:09:30.800 sleeping with that g— that  shy one, what do you want? 00:09:30.800 --> 00:09:34.400 Well, we brought you a pet  because we ran out of milkshakes. 00:09:34.400 --> 00:09:37.280 It's a very ferocious pet. I wouldn't recommend it. 00:09:37.280 --> 00:09:37.840 What?  00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:40.800 All that can compare to me is a bear. Did you bring me a bear? 00:09:43.040 --> 00:09:44.800 There's a bear! There's a— 00:09:44.800 --> 00:09:46.000 No, shut up! There is no bear.  00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:47.840 You saw nothing but your imagination; shut up! 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:49.840 No, this isn't like the milkshake. 00:09:52.800 --> 00:09:53.920 What about the milkshake? 00:09:53.920 --> 00:09:55.520 The— no not the— 00:09:55.520 --> 00:09:56.480 Oh my god. 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:59.440 Okay, I think we might have  misunderstood your intentions. 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:03.840 I think we brought the big boy  to the yard with the milkshake. 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:08.080 Why didn't you bring a regular bear?! I'm lying!  00:10:08.080 --> 00:10:10.160 I killed a regular bear, not a big one! 00:10:10.160 --> 00:10:12.800 We needed to get the rest of the ingredients! 00:10:12.800 --> 00:10:17.840 Well, you did say you killed a  bear, so get going bear killer. 00:10:18.560 --> 00:10:22.720 I'm sorry I killed you son! Please don't kill me! 00:10:27.040 --> 00:10:29.120 Well, yeah! You tamed— you tamed it! 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:32.240 Yep, you sure did. It looks mighty tamed now. 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:46.480 Hey, uh... what did you  guys do about the milkshake? 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:48.800 We found a pet for Trixie! 00:10:48.800 --> 00:10:50.480 Oh, you guys found a bear?! 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:59.840 Yeah... it didn't like milkshakes, though. She's not good with it. 00:11:19.520 --> 00:11:27.840 Oh my god, the milkshake. 00:11:32.760 --> 00:11:33.760 Wow. 00:11:33.760 --> 00:11:41.840 Oh my gosh. They're sending the bear to another dimension! 00:11:52.880 --> 00:11:55.200 Welcome to the BFA Twilight. We welcome you. 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:57.520 Hey, Twilight, want to say, I'm impressed. 00:11:57.520 --> 00:12:02.640 Uh, yeah, marshmallow woman. Um... who were you? 00:12:02.640 --> 00:12:03.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  00:12:03.920 --> 00:12:06.160 Marshmallow woman? She gets to be called a marshmallow?  00:12:06.160 --> 00:12:08.320 What about me? What name you wanna give me? 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:09.940 And also you could've used a bit more pizzazz. 00:12:09.940 --> 00:12:11.120 I'm making s'mores. 00:12:11.760 --> 00:12:14.960 Yeah! An honorary member, from an honorary staff member! 00:12:15.520 --> 00:12:17.840 And then I get a mustache, right? 00:12:18.800 --> 00:12:21.600 Why? Why do you always have to do this to me, master? 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:23.840 I'm— I'm your master?! 00:12:24.880 --> 00:12:30.240 Okay, now that this is all over, I  better leave before the mob starts to get   00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:32.160 my head on a pike. So, uh, bye! 00:12:32.160 --> 00:12:33.200 Hey, get her! 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:35.120 Shit, they didn't see— they still see me! 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:39.760 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Woah, woah, woah, what are you two going, huh? 00:12:39.760 --> 00:12:42.880 W— we sang that amazing  duet that stopped the bear! 00:12:43.520 --> 00:12:45.440 Yeah, yeah... Didn't you see?  00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:46.720 We helped. We totally helped. 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:51.840 Yeah, the music notes literally came out of us. It was kinda freaky. 00:12:54.160 --> 00:12:56.560 Oh... okay, what do you want? 00:12:57.160 --> 00:12:59.920 Do you want a dead bird on your mouth? 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:02.080 You should give 'em a milkshake.  00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:05.440 Give 'em a milkshake. Taste of their own medicine. 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:07.120 I'd go to jail, thank you Spike. 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:10.320 Here comes the milkshake! 00:13:18.800 --> 00:13:21.440 Dearest Princess Celestia, my master   00:13:22.400 --> 00:13:27.840 and I found out that being a hack-fraud can  really get you somewhere, but probably not.  00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:34.160 Uh, the end. By your faithful student, Twilight. 00:13:34.160 --> 00:13:37.200 I got milkshake in my  mustache and it smells so bad. 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:44.240 Take a shower you dweeb! Maybe I can take some of that milkshake then, huh? 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:46.720 No, unless you dip this in water. 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:50.040 Is it chocolate then? Oh, maybe it's just blueberries.  00:13:51.920 --> 00:13:53.200 Do you like blueberries? You want some? 00:13:54.160 --> 00:13:57.440 Well, yes, but can you please  get this fucking thing off of me?  00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:59.600 It's really starting to smell! 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:01.840 I thought you wanted it! 00:14:02.640 --> 00:14:15.840 I looked a gift horse in the mouth,  Twilight, and I have seen the other side.