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In today’s program we observe the Brony in its natural habitat, BronyCon.

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Join us as our secret cameramen witnesses the never-before-seen social life of these internet dwelling outcasts.

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Here we see two bronies performing an ancient
ritualistic dance, passed down for generations.

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The bronies then compete for dominance by
engaging in show trivia and referencing dank memes.

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The winner is crowned as the group’s
leader with a ceremonial fedora crown.

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The defeated Brony is willfully laid down
to be sacrificed with a unicorn horn to their mighty god, Lauren Faust.

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The Brony diet consists largely of Doritos

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and the tears of little girls that can’t
find what they want in the pink aisle.

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Besides that, much of the Brony lifestyle
remains unknown. One known fact regarding

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repopulation involves conversion, which is
a surprisingly rapid and mysterious process.

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Bronies have little use for modern forms of
payment and prefer to trade in ponies.

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Here we see a Brony converting his useless dollar
currency into pony merchandise.

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Thank you for viewing today’s program. Together
we can explore and perhaps someday understand

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the ways of the brony species. Thank you,
and goodbye.