1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 本字幕由PLoT字幕组提供 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,020 水晶帝国重现了 3 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:08,350 水晶帝国? 4 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:11,120 水晶帝国不是真正意义上的帝国 5 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,360 注意点,塞拉斯蒂娅 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,490 在签字之前你应该先看一遍 7 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:15,430 蓝眼睛 8 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:16,560 黄眼睛 9 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,630 它重现了 10 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:21,040 某马对“它”在没有上下文的情况下 11 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,140 会用上多少次感到好奇 12 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,670 塞拉斯蒂娅,它重现了 13 00:00:24,670 --> 00:00:25,740 水晶帝国? 14 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:27,410 不,是从厕所里飘出来的味道 15 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:28,270 主题曲 16 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:29,940 暮暮在模仿一只鸽子 17 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:31,540 -迷之颤音 -书 18 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:32,840 就像Enterplay一样 19 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,150 这些卡片可不够 20 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:36,550 几乎没有小马记得它的存在 21 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:38,450 甚至编剧也不知道 22 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:39,320 奴役 23 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,050 你懂得,这是给小孩看的! 24 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:43,420 并被放逐到北方极地的寒冰之中 25 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,860 也被叫做 26 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:45,660 加拿大 27 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:48,930 但它已经给整个帝国降下了诅咒 28 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:50,860 根本就没有诅咒这种东西 29 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:52,680 塞拉斯蒂娅施放黑魔法 30 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,500 仅为了一个10秒钟的毫无意义的戏剧表演 31 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,770 与其为她即将到来的旅行做准备 32 00:00:57,770 --> 00:01:00,440 暮暮更愿意唱出自己到底有多么无备 33 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:04,440 546的平方根是23.36666666...(23.36664289109585) 34 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,240 过于巧合的风 35 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,810 这是你今晚的梦魇了 36 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:10,480 我们马上要去水晶帝国 37 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,820 本集由MLP水晶帝国套装特约赞助播出 38 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:17,660 一个卡通角色最糟的对手是风 39 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:19,890 瞧瞧她们眼睛的表面积 40 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:21,030 镜头眩光 41 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,199 她们是要做那个吗? 42 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:23,200 她们最好做那个… 43 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:23,733 太好了! 44 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:24,434 我是说— 45 00:01:24,434 --> 00:01:25,730 又是这首愚蠢的歌 46 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:28,438 但是我的护盾魔法被黑晶王反制了 47 00:01:28,438 --> 00:01:30,407 那是不到1分钟前发生的事 48 00:01:30,407 --> 00:01:31,174 根据他所知道的一切 49 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,610 那些水晶只要轻轻一吹就掉下来了 50 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:35,645 水晶小马! 51 00:01:35,645 --> 00:01:39,883 本集由MLP水晶帝国套装特约赞助播出 52 00:01:39,883 --> 00:01:41,017 创伤后应激障碍 53 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,786 你懂得,这是给小孩看的! 54 00:01:42,786 --> 00:01:44,721 无用的陈述... 55 00:01:44,721 --> 00:01:48,325 一定是黑晶王的魔法让他们的皮毛不再...晶莹? 56 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:52,262 后面完全未对我们迫切想知道的细节经行陈述 57 00:01:52,262 --> 00:01:53,430 对 58 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:56,933 这等价于去一个第三世界国家做慈善 59 00:01:56,933 --> 00:02:00,604 却一直在抱怨你有多想要一个汉堡包 60 00:02:00,604 --> 00:02:02,839 萍琪的小蝶cosplay 61 00:02:02,839 --> 00:02:04,307 萍琪跳得真高 62 00:02:04,307 --> 00:02:07,611 鲜艳的旗帜在飘扬 63 00:02:07,611 --> 00:02:08,545 一种 64 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,412 一种颜色 65 00:02:09,412 --> 00:02:12,249 水晶莓制成硬糖 66 00:02:12,249 --> 00:02:14,718 他们必须有大额牙齿保险 67 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,586 小蝶是唯一一个在唱歌的 68 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:18,855 但每个小马都对上了她的口型 69 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:21,525 暮暮没有用她的角就让书飘在空中了 70 00:02:21,525 --> 00:02:23,793 没有你们我真不知道该怎么办 71 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:25,762 幸亏,你有这仨 72 00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:29,766 银甲闪闪找到了修复他的角的方法 73 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:31,268 但只奏效了一个镜头 74 00:02:31,268 --> 00:02:33,503 韵律和银甲闪闪消失了 75 00:02:33,503 --> 00:02:35,205 这棵树被砍掉一半 76 00:02:35,205 --> 00:02:37,274 这些小马在原地踏步 77 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:39,643 同时这些小马在滑行 78 00:02:39,643 --> 00:02:43,613 这些派放在了最远的角落外,因此一定是漂浮着的 79 00:02:43,613 --> 00:02:43,747 这些小马之中有一只不是水晶小马 80 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:44,114 事实上有两只 81 00:02:44,114 --> 00:02:46,183 这些小马之中有一只不是水晶小马 82 00:02:46,183 --> 00:02:47,617 该死的游客! 83 00:02:47,617 --> 00:02:49,186 有一页不见了 84 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:52,200 显然黑晶王谨慎的撕掉了这特殊一页 85 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,891 然后将书稳妥的放回了书架 86 00:02:54,891 --> 00:02:56,393 没事的,暮暮 87 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,528 可笑的老套遗言 88 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,300 想要多看一眼这个到目前为止 89 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,433 几乎只在陈述中提到的大坏蛋吗? 90 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,135 真可惜,或许下次吧 91 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,200 闪卫的卡片!我应该做些闪卫的卡片