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Does your life appear monochromatic?

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Do you sometimes feel yourself moving in slow
motion, as if a thick smog impairs your movement?

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Do you get headaches sometimes?

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If you have any of these symptoms, you may
be experiencing Post-Con Depression.

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Post-Con Depression, or PCD, can affect anyone,
although it is most common with young adults.

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If you have recently attended a convention,
your chances of developing PCD increases exponentially.

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PCD affects millions of people around the
world, and no one is safe from it.

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Fortunately, there’s AlwaysCon.

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AlwaysCon is a solution available by prescription
with a 96% success rate of curing PCD.

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AlwaysCon blocks monotonous cognitive functions
like school or work, and replaces them with

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a never-ending convention.

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AlwaysCon is not recommended for pregnant
or breastfeeding mothers.

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Consumption of alcohol while using AlwaysCon
may result in unexpected purchases and loss

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of memory and/or friends.

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If you’re on the fence about trying AlwaysCon,
just listen to what this highly educated German

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doctor has to say.

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[I am not a doctor.]

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[This product is unsafe and you should not
buy it.]

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Not available in Antarctica.

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See our ad in Fony Pony Magazine for details
and precautions.

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Ask your doctor about AlwaysCon.

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AlwaysCon.

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Always conning.