Does your life appear monochromatic?
Do you sometimes feel yourself moving in slow motion, as if a thick smog impairs your movement?
Do you get headaches sometimes?
If you have any of these symptoms, you may be experiencing Post-Con Depression.
Post-Con Depression, or PCD, can affect anyone, although it is most common with young adults.
If you have recently attended a convention, your chances of developing PCD increases exponentially.
PCD affects millions of people around the world, and no one is safe from it.
Fortunately, there’s AlwaysCon.
AlwaysCon is a solution available by prescription with a 96% success rate of curing PCD.
AlwaysCon blocks monotonous cognitive functions like school or work, and replaces them with
a never-ending convention.
AlwaysCon is not recommended for pregnant or breastfeeding mothers.
Consumption of alcohol while using AlwaysCon may result in unexpected purchases and loss
of memory and/or friends.
If you’re on the fence about trying AlwaysCon, just listen to what this highly educated German
doctor has to say.
[I am not a doctor.]
[This product is unsafe and you should not buy it.]
Not available in Antarctica.
See our ad in Fony Pony Magazine for details and precautions.
Ask your doctor about AlwaysCon.
AlwaysCon.
Always conning.