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It seems as though the majority of
people do not realize that I read virtually every comment.

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Naturally I make this
assumption based on the content of the comments themselves.

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Now, this isn't meant to be a PSA
regarding YouTube comments

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Asking everyone on the internet to be
courteous would be about as effective as outlawing crime.

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I'm also not trying to appear as though
I'm complaining about comments

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because the majority of the comments I receive are actually surprisingly positive

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Like....wow... Some of you people are too nice.

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Back off a bit you fanatic friendship freaks.

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Unfortunately, the nature of the internet is like handing out bullhorns to a crowd.

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The soft-spoken normal people aren't going
to be the ones to use them.

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"W-why?"

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"I watch all your videos of Everything Wrong With MLP just to see you ruin the Rarity from Rainbow Rocks also undoing someone's hard work?!"

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"You're a mean man, I've been wanting one of those 'charter' toys"

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"I could have told you where I live but now I won't because you did that!"

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"I used to like you, now you're a monster!"

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"You can't consider yourself a Brony because you did that you monster!"

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"You broke my heart!"

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I probably can’t say anything funny about that comment without offending the Equestria Girls fanbase,

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so let's move on to the next one,

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which also happens to suffer from the "Royal Canter-lock syndrome."

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"You suck. Stop. I really like this video idiot."

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Someone should tell Megan that she's
not writing a telegram,

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and that the stop can be substituted with a period.

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But, I understand.

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the Internet can be difficult to use at times.

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For example, once you scroll down into the depths of the YouTube comments section

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it's impossible to tell what video
you're on.

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That confusion can lead to comments like this

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"You suck."

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"Wrong comment page, sorry."

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Sometimes it's hard to tell what a comment is trying to imply

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It can even come down to a typographical error being off by just one letter.

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This comment could either be implying that Derpy is not offensive,

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or that Derpy is most offensive.

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Like I said, the difference is just a single letter.

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If you know anything about my videos, it could easily be either one.

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Also related to having a basic knowledge of my videos,

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did you know that there’s another channel called Cinema Sins that’s been ripping off my idea?

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some people even have the audacity to come to my comment section accuse me of being the rip-off.

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"This isn't a joke, you really are
copywriting and you are really need to change your YouTube account."

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"You are a copy of Cinema Sins!"

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"Stop it now you stupid brownie!"

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"You totally copied a famous youtuber Cinema Sins."

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"Everything is the same."

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"At least give credit."

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You may be surprised to learn that most of the rage comments aren’t actually about that though.

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In fact, the vast majority of hilariously butthurt comments can be found on a single video.

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That’s right, "Everything Wrong with My Little Dashie."

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The number of raging and overly emotional comments I receive on this video could power the Hoover Dam with brony tears alone.

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"Wow way to ruin a 'malment' you Jack***"

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"Dude, quit taking the p*** out of every tiny thing the video maker did wrong."

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"You just p***ed on his chips!"

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"Hey man, it was a good movie!"

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"How 'dear' you."

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Moving on, If someone were to ask me what was the weirdest comment I ever received was,

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I’d have to reply with this screenshot.

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I won’t bore you by actually reading all of it,

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but basically this person is suggesting that I should use my sin hunting skills

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to prove conspiracy theories involving 911

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satanic sacrifices, “soul power,” and Sandy Hook.

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The terrifying fact is that I think
they're completely serious.

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Another weird one is actually a series of comments from Ashley.

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she gets into an argument thread with a couple others trying to prove that I'm the devil himself,

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and also that I’m somehow responsible for The Hub becoming Discovery Family.

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I'm not sure which of those offend me the most.

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Probably the latter.

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Here’s one that sets the standard for profanity and stupidity pretty darn high, even by YouTube standards.

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"F*** you, you a******."

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"Quit f***ing soulless YouTube you f*** a**

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"You must f***ing die and never f***ing make another m*********ing video because you f***ing suck"

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"And love MLP because I do."

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And as if that wasn’t ridiculous enough…

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"Yes, I agree."

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"Well done Andrew."

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It’s not going to get any better than that folks.

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I think that’s a pretty good place to wrap this up, but before I do,

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I have for you all, a challenge.

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This comment.

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This remains my all-time favorite comment,

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not because there’s anything generally insightful or new, but because the entire thing is just a huge run-on sentence.

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We’ve had a blast passing this around in Skype calls,

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and I don’t think anyone’s been able to read the whole thing in one go.

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I invite you to pause this video and try for yourself.

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Thank you all for watching, and stay tuned for more.

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Wait, wait, scroll back up.

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I am not making any more video like this, so please stop leaving stupid comments.

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You’re better than that-