WTF is this? Another autotuned fanfic reading? Are you out of your mind Belgerum? We don't want to see your stupid fecal matter!

A CLOPFIC? Seriously? Why the heck would you want to do that? and this one in particular is horribly written and you should have picked a better one.

WHY, JUST WHY, BELGERUM?

Because I'm a weirdo.

The Original Fic: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F75gV7VymYEnhxZQIgt1Nskql9sG1pd9gJ8DsIkKQfw/edit?hl=en