MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/8oia0vapuvqmswi/Canon%20But%20We're%20Not.mp3 (let me know if this works, I'm new to mediafire so I don't exactly know which link is meant to be posted...)

EDIT: DisneyFanatic2364 made an amazing PMV for the parody, go check it out!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UbqQGFEik

What if Twilight never had the hots for Flash Sentry? What if she was acting for the sake of the movie, and in reality despised the blue-and-orange fella? What if Flash Sentry was clingy and slightly obsessed over their "supposed" building relationship? Well, if it were a song, it'd probably go a little something like this:

Lyrics:
I shoulda known that in this strange new world
There'd be love interests, so the stories  go
But this ain't love Flash, this ain't even close
But you always think we're something that we're not

And now we bump on purpose everyday
I find it pesky; you think it's a game
It would be best if you drifted away
Like all the other characters the writers have forgot
Cuz you always think we're something that we're not

You wanna be more than just friends
The bronies won't make amends
Stop trying get inside their heads
They don't want us to hookup
It's getting stupid cause
I agree with them but I forgot
That you think we're canon but we're not

I hear you're telling all your so-called friends
That we're together, our love will never end
You think this love's real? It's all in your head!
And you never seem to know when you should stop
Bet your ex-girlfriend doesn't know the truth
How I'm not even really into you
You better run before she blows a fuse
Ill tell her that you always thought I had the better plot
That you always think we're canon but we're not

You wanna be more than just friends
This silly game needs to end
Get the message I'm trying to send?
No one want us to hookup
It's really stupid cause
I agree with them but I forgot
That you think we're canon but we're not

You think we're canon but we're not
Yeah, you think we're canon but we're

Not gonna happen, Flash.

You wanna be more than just friends
This one-side love's got to end
Stop trying get inside my head
We're never gonna hookup
It's just so stupid cause
I've called it quits but I forgot
That you think we're canon but we're not

Oh, we're really not
You think we're canon but we're not
Canon but we're not
Oh no
You think we're canon but we're not
Yea you think we're canon but we're not

*spoken* See you in season 4! Oh, wait...

Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWJKhKiP60Y
Artwork belongs to its respective owners; found the artwork via Google.
Thanks A TON to theatrefreak7 for editing the music and vocals together! Check his channel, he has a lot of great content! You're missing out if you don't subscribe to him!: https://www.youtube.com/user/Theatrefreak7
Lyrics written and Parody sung by Mary Medley (hey, that's me!)

This my first parody ever, so please take that into account when commenting and giving constructing criticism ^^;

Have a good night!