Happy Hearts and Hooves Day! Have a terrible parody of yet another Drake song, "Hotline Bling"! Celestia is feeling kind of salty about Twilight's ascendance, which is pretty ironic, considering.

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/8y5890big5pb92l/Wootmaster+-+Magic+Bling.mp3
Acapella+Instrumental: http://www.mediafire.com/download/0mnaa8rak4x28t8

Lyrics:

You used to send me friendship
You used to, you used to
Damn. I might need some autotune for this one.

You used to send me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
You sent me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
And I know when my magic blinks
That can only mean one thing
I know when that magic blinks
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you got that castle you,
You got a reputation for yourself now
You're the new Princess and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out

'Cause ever since you got that castle you
you started writing less and goin' out more
flying 'round equestria just to explore
Hangin' with some mares I never seen before

You used to send me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
You sent me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
And I know when my magic blinks
That can only mean one thing
I know when that magic blinks
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you got that castle, you, you, you
You and me we just don't get along
Now you got students you can call your own
Exploring places where you don't belong
Ever since you got that castle you
you've done exactly what I asked for
Running out of pages in your friend report
Hanging with some mares I've never seen before

You used to send me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
You sent me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
And I know when my magic blinks
That can only mean one thing
I know when that magic blinks
That can only mean one thing

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you bowing down and clamoring for someone else
Wonder if you're spreading friendship magic for someone
Doing things I taught you in my classes for someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nopony else, no
Why you never alone
Sitting on your crystal throne
Used to always stay at home, reading textbooks
You was in a zone, yeah
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else

You used to send me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
You sent me friendship letters
Late night when you need my advice
And I know when my magic blinks
That can only mean one thing
I know when that magic blinks
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you got that castle--