A rap inspired by the Ask Crapplejack blog on tumblr, and my first try at pony hip hop. I used the song "Shooting Star" by DJ Sorama as my beat, and recorded it on a DJ Hero mic, because I'm broke. I hope you guys enjoy it! Go check out Ask Crapplejack, its pretty awesome.

Free MP3 Download : http://www.mediafire.com/?uu7dog37gtaiu2k

Ask Crapplejack: http://ask-crapplejack.tumblr.com/

DJ Sorama - Shooting Star: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUneepU0_0

I totally borrowed the beat. I didn't make it, it belongs to Sorama. Pls don't sue me, pls.


LYRICS:

Yo Applejack, listen up for a sec
Pick ya face up off the bar girl you're wreck
Drownin' all of your troubles in sarsaparilla
Ain't gonna make your situation any less realer

Don't want no pity but your life is going bad places
You got raped, and your friends are all nutcases
On top of that, you killed your cousin Braeburn
But see he got what he earned, a turn in the urn

Your life is shit but it ain't over, you can make it
Better filly, you're an earth pony you can take it
Ain't got no wings to fly high or horns to use magic
At first glance, it might seem kinda tragic

But not having all that only made you strong
Buckin' whole apple fields all day long
Stubborn and proud, never knew how to quit
When did all of that fall to shit?


Things are different now down on the old farm
Fields that once brought life now only cause harm
Barbed-wire, mine-fields, and burglar alarms
Like there's gonna be another parasprite swarm

Nowadays you're treating everypony like a villian
From newcomers, to well-known Ponyvillians
Geared up with your rifle in hoof
Ready to blow a pony face off unless he get chased off

Teaching little Applebloom not to talk to strangers
Even though your close friends bring the most danger
While Pinkie's gone ya gotta keep an eye on Scootaloo
There's no telling what she's teaching' you sister how to do

You won't be able to change things overnight
But you're the last one in the 'ville that can make it right
I know right it feels like you're on your own
But home girl you ain't alone


Rainbow Dash would always try to get the best of ya
No matter what she was your number one competitor
And even though it seemed like your fights would never end
You knew she'd always be your best Fall Weather Friend

To say that you took it hard would be an understatement
A part of you died with Dash in that dark basement
After that your world flipped upside-down
It was like Discord had returned to town

And just like then, your friends split up again
But this one problem a spell can't mend
Twilight's a paranoid schizophrenic
Nobody's seen Fluttershy in a hot minute

Rarity's a crazy bitch with a thing for pain
Pinkie Pie probably never really WAS sane
All that's left is the Element of Honesty
And I hope to God that's enough, honestly.