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Hey look buddy, i'm an engineer and that means I solve problems.

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Not problems like what is beauty?

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Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

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I solve practical problems.

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For instance,

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how am I going to stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

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The answer?

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Use a gun.

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And if that don't work?

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Use more gun.

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Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me,

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built by me,

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and you best hope

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not pointed at you.