What's the matter, smartie? Lost your way?
My guardians will be happy to escort you
To a cozy cell! Hahahaha!
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime,
If you had to open up this book that I made for you
So don't start reading that line Or else, twerp, you're gonna have a bad time.
But kids like you just always wanna study
And guys like Meen never wanna deal with goodie-goodies
So let's go, just watch and learn
Let's go, you little bookworm.
Go ahead and try to get me if you're able
Guess you've figured out my guardians are stable
I can tell you're really starting to annoy me
But I know that's 'cause you're just a little smartie
You're not gonna win, we'll be here together, Fighting in my magic labyrinth forever
And I know you'll just respawn every time I beat you But I'll always be right back here to meet you
That's 'cause I. M. M-e-e-e-en Me-e-e-e-en, Me-e-e-e-en
Me-e-e-e-en, Me-e-e-e-en, Me-e-e-e-en
Oh look, what clever children See them study, watch them learn
How I hate those goodie-goodies! How they make my stomach turn
I've got a little secret That'll really make 'em cry
It's a nasty kind of magic From a special kind of guy
This is where it stops This is where it ends
If you want to correct my grammar Better try again
But no matter that I stall you I'm suprised you don't quit it
I guess you never really learned That I. M. Meen never quits
Go ahead and try to get me if you're able You should know by now my guardians were stable
Think that you can free the children in my labyrinth?
Well, we both know that is never gonna happen
I know you made my guardians disappear, But everything they fought for is why I'm here
I am their magic,
I am their hatred
I am I. M. Meen
That's right, I. M. M-e-e-e-en Me-e-e-e-en, Me-e-e-e-en
And I think I'm Meen-er than you
This book is made to order
But it isn't to be read When they open up this book,
They're sucked inside instead To the most unpleasant place they've ever seen
The magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen! Very scary and confusing,
Destination of my choosing, Magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen!