Music: Still Alive (PC Version)
Composer: Jonathon Coulton
Performed by: Ellen McLain
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D3Ni_pBcCKJ0fxoCJ2QbUCY
Platform: PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

When I was 13, I read the channel description.