To date the only explicitly nonpony rap I've ever made. Some of the jokes are pretty funny to me still, but my mixing is still poor at this point.

ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:

Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?v9ndol51a2uvfip

Lyrics: Yo, Yeah, Ugh, Ow,
Ha, Uh-huh, Woo, Let's go,
Oh yeah, Here we go, Mmhmm, Kick it

1, 2, 3, 4
You're done, you're through, but from me you'll want more
How can you be unique when you're all the same
I use both feet while y'all are lame

Rhyme life with strife, magic with tragic
Lyrical/miracle? That's good, I'll jack it
Like a car, except for a Cadillac
Because seriously, you can't break into a Caddy, believe me I've tried that

I'm underground, but still on top
On the spot I hip-hop, don't stop the rock
My shows are hot, but I'm shunned by society
My hoes aren't your garden variety

It's real hard to measure my rhyme
'Cause I'm, hot and chill at the same time
Kill mics, their last wills make me wealthy
My rap's ill, and y'all's are healthy

I'm ugly, 'cause I'm so funky
Yeah, you know you love me, 'cause I'm so ugly
Incredibly ugly, so ugly
Very ugly, super-ultra-mega-monster ugly

Hey yo, buy my album
Even though you've probably already bought it since you're listening to this track
Unless you pirated it
In which case that's bad and you should feel bad for doing that
Go to your room
I trusted you
And then you had to go and pirate this song
You're so mean

***CREDITS***

Produced by Variant; beat is "Funk Stack": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d6JVb-3Y0Y
Smokestack background by josephine101: http://josephine101.deviantart.com/art/Smokestacks-160647196

It's nonpony, but hopefully you can enjoy the jabs I make at rap habits and slang.