The second rap song I had on this channel (1st was deleted a while ago). Ah, back when "befriends" was a euphemism for "stealing another fandom musician's song." I miss those days.

ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:

Lyrics:

Yeah we are the wickety-wonderbolts, the fastest in the land
You better believe when we comin that we makin it grand
When evildoers pop up, we makin a stand
Cause with our heaters on blast nopony can withstand the power
So go and bring out the band
You must be crazy if you think that our style is bland
We fly on thunderclouds, filly, you're stuck in the sand
We'd show our skills but we know you won't understand

We are the very best, so put us to the test
Even against the rest, it won't even be a contest
If you're in distress, don't you second guess
First on the scene, anywhere, from the east to the west
Now who you wanna call? (Not the EoH)
Now who you wanna call? (Yeah the Wonderbolts)
Take off like a jet in the sky, yeah we rock it
Chorus is set, pegasi, now drop it

Is that a bird in the sky (Can you see it?)
I think I see a plane flying by (Can you believe it?)
Why is Superman up so high? (Can you feel it?)
Good guess, now let me retry

You're rollin with the Wonderbolts, the wickety-Wonderbolts (x3)
You're rollin with the Wonderbolts, now check it out

Now way way back in the day, I say, filly
We all had a cool idea, for real, silly
To be the best flyers in Equestria, really
And maybe make a couple hundred millie
Then through the years, and the sneers, the sweat and the tears
We worked all the way to the top with no peer
And now it's clear, to all who are near
When we kick it to high gear, all you hear is cheers

So don't step to us, we'll turn you into dust
Explosive we com-bust, the costume it's a plus
If you want a quote then all we say is thus
We win every time, so don't make a fuss
Tryin to bring down me, the champion?
With ya'll class horses you know it can't be done
Understand me son, we the slickest there is
We the quickest there is
Did I say we the slickest there is?

So if you wanna be, you're gonna need the speed
Give you a chance to lead, you better not recede
Cause it's a blur when you look at the fur
You better be sure you're ready for what's about to occur, word!

Is that a bird in the sky (Can you see it?)
I think I see a plane flying by (Can you believe it?)
Why is Superman up so high? (Can you feel it?)
Good guess, now let me retry

You're rollin with the Wonderbolts, the wickety-Wonderbolts (x3)
You're rollin with the Wonderbolts, now wickety-breakdown

To all the villains, who think that they're winnin I'm grinnin
We'll leave you spinnin, we're breakin you down Berlinin
I got feelin, I'm thinkin it's just beginnin
Blast off like a bullet, we're lethal we're killin

So get back, we're rippin this track
With the crack of our wings the smack, we attack, and never lack
The front of the pack, no slack and never whack
Sharp as a tack, harder than that, and we're counting the stacks

Is that a bird in the sky (Can you see it?)
I think I see a plane flying by (Can you believe it?)
Why is Superman up so high? (Can you feel it?)
Good guess, now let me retry

You're rollin with the Wonderbolts, the wickety-Wonderbolts (x4)

Yeah we be flyin and ya'll be dyin
That's how we stylin, no lyin
Come at us bro
You wanna fight come on let's go

'Cause we're gold, gonna leave you in the cold
We'll never get old, all our shows are sold, you've just been told

Ponyvillians, civilians, to millions... to billions

OBLIGATORY CREDITS

Instrumental is the original master minus of Wild Wild West.
Wonderbolts logo courtesy of MoongazePonies: http://moongazeponies.deviantart.com/art/Wonderbolts-Cutie-Mark-283208290
Background courtesy of 90Sigma: http://90sigma.deviantart.com/art/Background-Day-Sky-342295050
IAmSwagg's OC from Pony Creator, with the CM vectored and added by me.
Changeling thingy vector made by me.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/02/music-of-day-68.html#more