Ah, what is perhaps the most important song I made in 2013, even if I didn't know it at the time. This song came about from Fen finding my early raps, complimenting them, and us subsequently corresponding via YouTube messages. I asked him permission to cover this, he acquiesced, and thus kicked off what would be a long-term musical relationship and eventual team-up as Perfecta.

ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:

i need to rap fast but lyrics too slow

Lyrics:

5k views, what do I do
I must top my last vid without using
Random rap talk, better write this properly
I've got seventy subs from one song watching me
Props-ing me, so I had better blow minds
But I'm awfully free when it's time for flowing rhymes
And I never wrote pony before, but now
I might possibly only be allowed to throw down
A character verse, trackin with Schism I'm packin it in
It simply didn't give me the fidelity to better my beats
For EQD, I thought that'd screw me - nope
Mon dieu, c'est plus de marques cutie
(Sacre bleu!), everypony giving me praise
I better make the epicest track you ever seen in your days
Bombastic, hype, fast, and lasting ten minutes
The power metal of random pony rap tracks hittin' equestria
The best of the best, I best be on point
Like a visit from Celestia, bless the track with ample pedigree
Rap with hypercomplexity
And if I do my best, they might invite me to play at Everfree

"I can't stop listening to this track"
No pressure
"this is super sick, dat rapping"
No pressure
"prepare for a bucketload of views"
No pressure
I gotta write, gotta write
No, no pressure

This beat needs something, better keep the funk going
I wouldn't disappoint and junk by not growing, 'cause
I'm about flowing a flow, never mind the topic
But I better stick to ponies or I'll get kicked off the fandom
Whattaya mean it's not a competition, I gotta kick it into gear
And give the people a thing to listen to
My last track don't cut jack more than a novelty
I gotta show these ponies I can hang with Man-dopp-ony
Well maybe not, but at least I can rap with a vengeance
Over beats better and more complex than Stop Referencing
The difference is the passion, can't talk me rational
Rap like Dash riding a rocket-strapped Nazgul
Following up Can't Stop with more random nonsense
I can't help but rap the contents of my head
You know what I said, watch as I match Pinkie Pie word-for-word
Take it to the mix, cross my hooves and show the herd

"Holy horseapples o.o"
No pressure
"I would buy this... seriously"
No pressure
"You, sir, are just MAGNIFICENT"
No pressure
I gotta write, gotta write
No, no pressure

This fandom inspires me, push me up higher
Write to spread love in the form of fire
Bronies rock it from wire to wire
Because having good fun is all I desire
In the fandom you don't have to be a star
To know that you should only be who you are
Take a letter Spike on what I've learned so far:
You should always end the rap with a little guitar

***OBLIGATORY CREDITS AND OTHER SUCH JUNK***

Special thanks to FenPony for allowing me to use his original instrumental for No Pressure. Except I added a few guitar solos for no reason.
Both the Changeling and Rarity were vectored by me, ClaviSound.