CELESTIA: Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria.
There were two regal princesses who ruled all.
The older princess was so powerful that she could rise and lower the sun.
The other one...
de...
kinda sucked.
Actually, let's talk about the sun rising one for a moment.
You know, just...
that's the sun she's raising.
The sun.
I mean, do you know how much the sun weighs?
It's a lot.
Okay, I totally got off topic.
I'm so sorry.
Uh... thus they created harmony throughout the land.
Then one day, the younger princess became jealous of the older princess' god like powers.
And she was all like, I hate you so much... you're going down,
and the older was like "no... your going down, idiot."
And then they like argue for a bit.
Then the older one was like
de-"oh my god what is that?!"
"What where?"
And then zap!
Then the older one zaps her while she's not looking
After successfully deceiving the younger princess, the older princess sent her to
the moon for a thousand years- TWILIGHT: What the-
TWILIGHT: Okay who the heck wrote this, a- a five year old?
Subtitles: Blue15bomber
SPIKE: Hi my name's Spike what's your name?
TWILIGHT: Uh, Twilight.
SPIKE: Heh. Nice to meet you.
TWILIGHT: Uh, nice to meet you.
SPIKE: So I guess we're going to be roomies?
TWILIGHT: Yeah I-
SPIKE: I tell yeah. You're bunking with an awesome room mate.
I do the dishes, clean and cook.
TWILIGHT: Wow, that's great.
SPIKE: Yeah I know... it's pretty sweet.
So, why are you moving here anyway?
TWILIGHT: Well actually I got special orders from the princess.
I'm becoming like her top apprentice now.
So it's... I don't know it's awesome.
TWILIGHT: Uh, we're going to be living in a library right?
Uh, do you know where it is?
SPIKE: Oh yeah, I got it covered.
SPIKE: According to the map the library should be right here.
TWILIGHT: Uh... you sure?
SPIKE: Positive.
APPLEJACK: Yeehaw!
TWILIGHT: Hey, hi, sorry, we're new here.
Uh, could you possibly tell us where we are?
APPLEJACK: Why certainly!
You are standing in my magic, mango tree forest.
TWILIGHT: Your what now?
APPLEJACK: My magic mango tree forest.
Ain't it beautiful?
TWILIGHT: Uh... well I- well it's nice... um but...
APPLEJACK: But what?
TWILIGHT: Well...
well...
they look like apples.
APPLEJACK: What now?
TWILIGHT: What uh... I...
I sai- said they look like apples.
APPLEJACK: Well-
TWILIGHT: Actually I, uh... I think they are apples.
APPLEJACK: What? Ah don't be silly. Th-those are mangos.
TWILIGHT: No, no I don't, I don't think so.
APPLEJACK: Well can't you tell the difference?
TWILIGHT: Uh, yeah I can... It’s just like... uh... those are apples, not- not mangos.
APPLEJACK: Say! Your new here, ain't you?
TWILIGHT: Yeah. That's- that's what I said...
APPLEJACK: Eeh you wanna to meet the family?
TWILIGHT: Uh no.
TWILIGHT: *Sigh* I hope there aren't any other crazy ponies like that running around.
THE BIRD: Hello.
I am known as... The Bird.
Let me fix your hair.
There.
TWILIGHT: Uh.
THE BIRD: Hello.
TWILIGHT: Hi?
THE BIRD: Hello.
TWILIGHT: Um-
THE BIRD: I can clear the sky of clouds really fast.
TWILIGHT: That's...
uh...
THE BIRD: Done.
THE BIRD: I'm gonna go now.
Goodbye.
TWILIGHT: What the fu-
Rarity, right?
Was it Rarity?
RARITY: Um. Yeah.
TWILIGHT: Rarity okay uh, could you please tell us where the library is?
Uh, because my friend here is too stubborn to let me look at the map!
RARITY: Um...
do you uh...
do you wanna buy a dress?
TWILIGHT: What?
Uh... no not really.
RARITY: Are you sure?
Cause, you need one... gorgeous.
Th-the summer sun celebration is coming up. And you need one for that.
TWILIGHT: No, you- that's fine. You know, I- I have one...
probably...
RARITY: Say you look hungry...
TWILIGHT: Really?
RARITY: I have some leftover, uh,
Spaghettinoodles...
because uh... I baked uh too much today...
TWILIGHT: Wow that- you know that's really generous of you. I-
RARITY: I know.
TWILIGHT: Yeah, but I...
wait, did you- did you say baked?
RARITY: Uh, yah...
TWILIGHT: Uh... You baked noodles?
RARITY: Uh, spaghettinoodles!
Yes.
TWILIGHT: Kay...
You baked... you- you don't bake spaghettinoodles.
RARITY: Uh yeah you do. You do...
TWILIGHT: Uh no you don't. You.
I don’t know, you like put them in a pot of water. Or...
RARITY: Oh no! No. No, you don't put them in water.
TWILIGHT: Y- you don't put them in water?
RARITY: No... no...
no.
TWILIGHT: Oh- okay fine, how do you make these noodles then.
RARITY: Uh, spaghettinoodles.
TWILIGHT: Uh fine. Spaghett- Spaghe-
How do you make spaghettinoodles?
RARITY: Okay, well, uh... you, uh... you put the... you get the spaghettinoodles.
TWILIGHT: Kay.
RARITY: And you... uh... you uh put them in a BOX.
TWILIGHT: Alright.
RARITY: And you uh... You put them in the oven.
TWILIGHT: Kay...
RARITY: And uh...
well you bake em.
TWILIGHT: Kay.
TWILIGHT: Aw, this town is really starting to get on my nerves.
Look can I just see the map? I just wanna go home.
SPIKE: Heh. Twilight. Don't you trust me? I got this.
Besides, you have no opposable thumbs.
TWILIGHT: Yeah, well that may be... oh no, there's another one.
*Birds Chirping*
TWILIGHT: Hi.
FLUTTERSHY: *Gasp*
TWILIGHT: Oh jeez. De- oh okay, look. I was just wondering,
do- do you happen to know where the library is?
TWILIGHT: Hello?
FLUTTERSHY: *Screams*
TWILIGHT: Yep.
Spike, give me the map.
SPIKE: But you don't have opposable thumb-
TWILIGHT: I don't care! Give me the map!
Oh look! I found the house in like, two minutes!
What a big freaking surprise that was!
Now if you'll excuse me! I'm going to bed!
*Horses partying*
*Invisible Door Opens*
SPIKE: Aw Twi, you gotta come down stairs and see what Berry Punch is doing.
TWILIGHT: No I don't.
What the hell are you doing down there?!
SPIKE: Having a big welcoming party. You should come down... and see what Berry Punch is doing.
TWILIGHT: No! I just want to sleep!
SPIKE: Twi... Live a little. You don't get through life by sleeping. At least come downstairs and have some food.
TWILIGHT: Ugh! Just go away!
SPIKE: Twi, come on. I'm trying to be nice to you.
TWILIGHT: Well I appreciate that, but-
SPIKE: It's also the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration,
so you have to stay up.
It's tradition
TWILIGHT: Ugh jeez. I-
SPIKE: Actually, we should probably get going. It's almost morning. Don't want to miss the sunrise.
TWILIGHT: Fine.
*Horses Talking*
PINKIE PIE: Hey, how are you doing. Twilight right?
Ye-yeah, I'm Pinkie Pie.
You know- finally I get some screen time.
I mean, what gives? I do happen to be one of the main characters.
MAYOR MARE: Uh excuse me. Quiet down! Alright everybody. Listen up.
BACKGROUND HORSE #1: Frank really likes ponies!
MAYOR MARE: Hey you in the back! Shut up!
Thank you.
Jeez.
I would like to announce thebeginning of the Summer Sun Celebration.
*Horses Cheering*
MAYOR MARE: Yes thank you.
Now in just a few moments, Celestia will raise the sun, on this, the longest day of the year...
BACKGROUND HORSE #2: Yeah!
MAYOR MARE: And now without further a do, Princess Celestia.
*Horses' gasp*
TWILIGHT: That can't be good.
PINKIE PIE: Oooo. I know this part.
I read the script.
SPIKE: *Gasp*
NIGHTMARE MOON: Oh my beloved subjects...
It's been so long since I've seen your sun loving fa-
MAYOR MARE: Uh excuse me? Who the heck are you supposed to be?
NIGHTMARE MOON: I- whoa...
I am...
Nightmare Moon!
Nightmare Moon?
Anypony?
Nothing?
Oh the mother of me!
THE BIRD: Wait, are you like some kind of god or something?
NIGHTMARE MOON: What did- No. Really? What gave you that idea?
THE BIRD: Uh, well the-
MAYOR MARE: Uh hello? Sorry, but "Nightmare Moon" doesn't answer my question.
You can't just burst in here at random and just expect us to know who you are.
TWILIGHT: Yeah, you kinda just came out of nowhere.
NIGHTMARE: Oh really? Out of all the ponies, you Twilight, have no idea who I am?
TWILIGHT: De- no. Should I?
NIGHTMARE MOON: You missed the whole hourglass foreshadowing thing?
And the book?
PINKIE PIE: Oh, I think those parts were cut out.
NIGHTMARE MOON: Wha- are you kidding me?
Are you seriously telling me, there was no foreshadowing to back me up?
That freaking sucks!
PINKIE PIE: Yeah, feel ye.
Most of my parts were cut out too.
NIGHTMARE MOON: Oh please, you have no idea what I am going through!
PINKIE PIE: Uh, yeah I do. I am a main character.
NIGHTMARE MOON: No your not. You’re just some friend. I'm the main villain.
The story needs an antagonist. You need proper setup for a villain!
TWILIGHT: Uh sorry to interrupt, but can someone please explain to me what the heck is going on?
Because, y-you know, I'm really confused here.
NIGHTMARE MOON: Oh I'm soooo sorry! Other ponies have problems too you know.
It's not all about you Twilight!
PINKIE PIE: Uh, actually it kinda is.
NIGHTMARE MOON: But it- shut up... You knew what I meant.
THE BIRD: Yeah... Wha...?
TWILIGHT: Wait a second. Weren't you in that one book of the two princesses?
NIGHTMARE MOON: Yes! Oh for! How did you not remember that?!
TWILIGHT: Well it wasn't a very good book.
NIGHTMARE MOON: Okay, that's it! I'm done here.This is ridiculous. Eternal night for all of you!
TWILIGHT: Wha-