Silly Dash has crossed Fluttershy for the last time!


If you’ve never heard a “murder ballad” it’s basically one of those country songs with the woman killing her husband. This song is my pony murder ballad.

About time I added another rock-ier song. Originally this song was going to be more graphic but I was encouraged to clean it up a little bit. Ultimately I had a ton of fun throwing together the instrumental but the lyrics and flow felt awkward so I got pretty silly with it. I will not apologize for art.

Speaking of art the wonderfully silly drawing for my wonderfully whimsical song was done by good friend Floof Hoof he has a VERY goofy channel linked below.

I am performing at Trotcon!!!! with CantoAcrylic and many other ponies (Floof too) I hope to see ya'll there! I will be selling stickers CDs and Shirts

Lyrics:

Rainbow dash stumbled every day into town
she had no idea just what would go down. no.
everypony knows that ponies been a problem
She's been setting up jokes and pranks and sayin "gotim"
Fluttershy is next but I don't think she'll take this one well
no NO
no more... I say no more I just cant 
take another prank delivered by this horse
I really try to take a joke and turn the other cheek
this is the 5th time she has pranked me this week
I'm really sorry dash think you know the reason why
I'm startin' to feel peeved hope you enjoyed your last flight
bye bye pegasi I hope you had an okay ride
V2
Flutters acted like this was anything new
Rainbow dash had a spunky and mean attitude
She gathered up the stuff to make dash not her problem
A box and packing tape that should hold her till next autumn
knocked out packaged up and sent on a boat across the sea
the sea, the sea

Some would think, that the town has been made a better place, without dash, shouting, pranking, flying all over the place
think the tree will probably find a new Loyalty, Rainbow Dash, I'll catch ya later, it's been a blast.


The stuff: 

Artwork/Floof by - https://www.youtube.com/@flofhof

Outro art - @DarklingRuby 

My Twitter - @Captain🏴‍☠️Thrack
My discord - CaptainThrack#9433
Get the song on Bandcamp! - https://captainthrack.bandcamp.com/