It goes without saying that this was fun to make. . .

Yes, I am a shipper. And one day, the idea popped into my head to make a rap. A rap about shipping. Of course, what soon followed was, "How does one make a rap about shipping?" And so, this idea stayed at the back of my mind until late one night, I was just awake enough that I was still sane, but just tired enough to think that it would be a good idea to finally write these lyrics. And so, "A Shipper's Lament" was born. Er, written. Evidently, this is how you make a rap about shipping.

LYRICS:

(Talking)
People just don't know what it's like.
When there's something. . .
Something right there in front of you.
But no one else can see the truth,
Y'know?
That hurts.

(Verse 1)
Y'see no brony understands
This pain I'm feeling, I can't stand it
When they looking, stealing glances
Like a bandit, as if they planned it
For these ponies to fake me out,
Looking like they be making out
But in truth they just make me out
To be a brony who's faking out
So I call upon my bronies, my homies
To come console me
But they showed up and just told me
Don't spread rumors like the Foal-Free
Press, but I can't stop cuz I'm
Pressed, by hints they drop
I try to keep my cool, stay hip
But I can't help my urge to ship.

(Chorus)
Shippers are people too
(Oh!)
Yeah they're just like me and you
(Uh-huh)
So instead of getting all irate
Just learn to Love and Tolerate
And please stop getting shippers and cloppers confused.
(They're different.)

(Verse 2)
I try to show them all the truth
Listing examples, in show proof
Like Super Cider Squeezy
We've got some FlutterDash, OTP
But all they do is just shake their heads,
Saying, "Gryfinz their just good friends."
So on the inside I'm crying
But on the outside I'm standing there, sighing
Hittin' up EQD
For some fan-art of my OTP
But instead of FlutterDash, all I see
Is Rainbow Dash, blushing, kissing Pinkie
So I head to the comments, express my rage
Satisfied, I refresh the page
Seein' if anypony read what I wrote
(Pause) Twenty-nine down-votes.

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
We don't ship Rainbow Dash with fillies
Cuz she has a rainbow mane
We pretty much ship all the ponies
Please just stop the hate
Wait was she standing a little too close to Fluttershy
In that last scene?
I think I've got an idea for a fanfic
If you know what I mean. . .
What do you mean you didn't see it?
Why're you looking surprised?
Didn't you see how close they stood
Or at least the bedroom eyes?
(Talking) I mean, c'mon, if you pause the video at the right point, it totally looks like they wanna get it on. No, that's not creepy at all! All I'm saying is, if you absolutely had to-

(Chorus)

(Verse 4)
So don't make fun of all the shippers
Just for being who they are.
Embrace them, Love and Tolerate,
And your kindness will go far.
Sure, they may have strong opinions
And express them very loud
But remember that's because
Seeing their shipping makes them proud.
So next time you see a picture
Shipping ponies together,
Just remember that that fan-art's coming from another member
Of our brony colony
And they're just trying to help you see
FlutterDash best shipping.
O-T-P OUT!

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