A birthday gift for Coconeru of course!

This is your singing birthday gram
I hope it finds you well!
I hear today's your birthday
And I hope it goes just swell!
Today you're turning 24
An awesome age to be!
So go on out and party
Or let's play some Chivalry!
What better way to spend the day
Than shooting at your friends!
Or swing your axe and sever heads
The fun will never end!
Or we can play some DOTA 2
And own the scrubs who feed
I can be Tidehunter to your Slark
We can't be beat!
This song's no Cocomareu
But screw you, I can't sew
And I can't draw R34 and post it here to show
Nonetheless, I hope this song has brightened up your day
Cause coco you deserve to have a freakin sweet birthday!