WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.270 --> 00:00:05.300 If you’ve ever wondered why 00:00:05.450 --> 00:00:09.390 Disney’s tales all end in lies 00:00:09.860 --> 00:00:18.694 Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true 00:00:18.694 --> 00:00:20.682 *Bom* 00:00:23.990 --> 00:00:28.660 I loved being princess, down in this beautiful ocean blue 00:00:28.890 --> 00:00:31.030 But mermaids are going missing 00:00:31.090 --> 00:00:33.410 They end up in someone’s stew 00:00:33.530 --> 00:00:38.230 So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:43.120 You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:43.630 *Oh no* 00:00:43.630 --> 00:00:47.840 Thank you BP 00:00:48.060 --> 00:00:50.740 The British are killing Oil is spilling 00:00:50.740 --> 00:00:51.564 Now I can't see 00:00:51.876 --> 00:00:53.064 *My eyes!* 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:55.058 Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins 00:00:55.243 --> 00:00:57.460 Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends 00:00:57.940 --> 00:01:00.160 Oceans are browning I think I'm drowning 00:01:00.170 --> 00:01:03.510 Thanks to BP 00:01:04.426 --> 00:01:05.920 *You suck!* 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.960 Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared 00:01:13.140 --> 00:01:15.540 My husband’s a mark for the War on Terror 00:01:15.770 --> 00:01:18.500 Aladdin was taken by the CIA 00:01:20.650 --> 00:01:23.290 We’re not Taliban You’ve got the wrong man 00:01:23.390 --> 00:01:25.070 in Guantanamo Bay 00:01:25.330 --> 00:01:27.650 Prince Ali Where could he be? 00:01:27.750 --> 00:01:29.780 Drowning in wawa 00:01:29.780 --> 00:01:35.299 Interrogation from the nation of the "free" 00:01:35.720 --> 00:01:36.662 Bin Laden's taken the fall 00:01:36.662 --> 00:01:37.628 *gun sound* 00:01:37.628 --> 00:01:39.960 We’re not trained pilots at all *plane crash* 00:01:40.080 --> 00:01:42.410 Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss 00:01:42.410 --> 00:01:44.410 We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us 00:01:44.620 --> 00:01:46.760 Bush was crazy Obama’s lazy 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:48.950 al-Qaeda’s not in this country! 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:53.450 Set free my Prince Ali 00:01:53.830 --> 00:01:55.190 A whore! A whore! 00:01:55.290 --> 00:01:56.970 A whore, a whore, a whore! 00:01:57.550 --> 00:02:00.980 This town’s gone wild since I married Adam 00:02:01.080 --> 00:02:03.030 They think I’m going straight to hell 00:02:03.030 --> 00:02:04.250 *She'll burn. In hell* 00:02:04.250 --> 00:02:07.540 But the charges laid on me of bestiality 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:10.290 Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell 00:02:10.290 --> 00:02:11.850 *She is a witch* 00:02:11.850 --> 00:02:17.110 No, I’m overrun by mad men *Oh, we're all crazy* 00:02:17.660 --> 00:02:23.166 I hear they plan to burn me at the stake *We're gonna burn her in the stake* 00:02:23.166 --> 00:02:26.426 *The witch will fry, that Bell must die* 00:02:26.430 --> 00:02:30.630 They legit believe I’m Satan 00:02:31.730 --> 00:02:38.890 And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away 00:02:47.820 --> 00:02:51.520 After John Smith traveled back to England 00:02:52.500 --> 00:02:55.400 I helped my people cultivate the fields 00:02:56.160 --> 00:02:59.150 More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:04.360 And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel 00:03:04.450 --> 00:03:08.190 They forced us into unknown lands of exile 00:03:08.980 --> 00:03:12.680 They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead 00:03:13.190 --> 00:03:16.850 So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:19.910 When I separate their bodies from their heads 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:21.540 *Wait! What?* 00:03:21.630 --> 00:03:25.420 Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? 00:03:25.650 --> 00:03:28.900 *We're dead* Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? 00:03:29.690 --> 00:03:32.810 Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball? 00:03:32.810 --> 00:03:33.840 *Sacrebleu!* 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:37.840 Can you paint with the red colors in these men? 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:38.870 *Adiós amigos* 00:03:38.870 --> 00:03:41.030 I can murder if I please 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:46.100 Cause I’m dying of disease 00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:55.480 I can paint with the red colors in these men 00:03:56.140 --> 00:03:57.760 Thanks to BP 00:03:57.820 --> 00:03:59.080 Where's Prince Ali 00:03:59.130 --> 00:04:00.470 Bestiality 00:04:00.470 --> 00:04:03.867 I've got STDs 00:04:13.834 --> 00:04:15.740 P. A. I. N. T. 00:04:15.740 --> 00:04:17.860 SUBSCRIBE!