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如果你有諗過點解

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迪士尼童話都以大話收場

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呢個就係佢地美夢成真後發生嘅一切

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喺呢個咁靚嘅藍海底下做公主其實真係好爽

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但係D美人魚唔見哂

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變左人類嘅碗中羹

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唔該大家高抬貴手 為下我地D魚著想

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你地嘅漁業同漏油事件 喺度摧毀緊我嘅生態環境

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英國石油 唔該哂喎

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班英國佬係咁殺生 D石油係咁漏

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依家我乜都睇唔到啦!

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中國佬係咁食小胖嘅魚鰭

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再加上日本仔殺哂我D鯨魚朋友

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海洋越來越污糟 我諗我沉緊落海底

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呢一切都歸功於英國石油

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唉 我冇事 但係我有少少驚

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我老公比人當做恐怖分子

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阿拉丁比CIA捉走左

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我地唔係塔利班啊 你地捉錯人啦

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喺關塔那摩灣拘押中心入面

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阿里王子 你喺邊啊?

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眼耳口鼻入哂水

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喺最自由嘅國度 受盡最殘忍嘅嚴刑逼供

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拉登都比你地殺左啦 我地又唔係受訓嘅飛行員

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賈方作反果陣又唔見你地出手

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布殊係痴線嘅 奧巴馬又鬼咁懶

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都話左阿爾蓋達唔喺我國家入面咯

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快D放左我嘅阿里王子

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淫婦! 淫婦!

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下流賤格嘅淫婦!

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我同亞當結婚之後 班村民個個痴左線

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佢地覺得我要落地獄

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但係佢地以人獸交嘅罪名告我

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睇黎我要去坐監
（佢傻傻地～又痴痴地～）

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弊啦 呢度成班癲佬圍住我
（佢傻傻地～又痴痴地～）

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聽講佢地諗住綁我喺條木樁上面燒死我
（我地要綁佢喺條木樁上面燒死佢）

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佢地堅信我係撒旦

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然後我聽講愛護動物協會要帶走我嘅野獸

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約翰史密斯翻左英國之後

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我幫我嘅族人發展農業

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後來越來越多英國佬、法國佬同西班牙佬黎左

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仲以槍械、病菌同鋼鐵當見面禮

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佢地將我地放逐到未知嘅荒土

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佢地又搶又姦 然後由得我地自生自滅

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而家我決定改變心意，拎起武器

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然後將佢地身首異處

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（咪住，咩話？）

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你有冇徒手拎過英國佬嘅五臟六腑？
（大鑊，今次死梗啦！）

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又或者食過西班牙佬仲跳緊嘅心臟？
（大鑊，今次死梗啦！）

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你可唔可以一箭射穿法國佬嘅眼球？
（嘩，唔好啊！）

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你可唔可以用佢地嘅血黎畫畫？
（一路好走啦老友）

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我都想親手殺哂佢地

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但係我就黎病死

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我可以用佢地嘅血黎畫畫

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多謝英國石油

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阿里王子去左邊

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人獸交罪名

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我有花柳