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Hey! Happy birthday!

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You too!

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That's...not how it works.

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-Oh...
-By the way, I brought my friend Jack. Hope that's okay?

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-Oh, that's fine!
-No, no, it's just that he has this--

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I'm here! I'm queer!

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I--I, I mean...I'm just here!
I'm not gay.

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...okay. That's...fine.

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I'm really sorry. I'm not gay.

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-No, no, it's fine! Tim's gay.
-Hi!

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Do you want me to introduce you?

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Oh, no. Jack has a condition.

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I can't enter a room without telling
everyone that I'm gay.

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It's a nervous thing. Worse
with new people.

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-I'm gonna go over there.
-Yep.

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Hello! Me again! I like men!

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I don't. "Wo-men" is what I meant to say.

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-Please stop.
-I have a condition.

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Being gay is not a condition

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I'm not gay!

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Alright, gang! I like wang!

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Knock knock! I like cock!

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Have you heard the news?
I'm into dudes!

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Hello, hello! Give me a blow.
Job.

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If you're a man.
Awww, no! Come back!

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What's the haps? I hate the blacks!

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-Have you got a condition as well
-Nope, just racist.

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What's up? I'm a homosexual.

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Didn't even rhyme.

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Obama, Oprah, young Michael Jackson.

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Alright, alright, let's have some fun!

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When I came out to my dad he said
"I have no son."

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-I'd say about a fifth of the Spice Girls.
-You really do have a problem, don't you?

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Yes!

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-Have you ever tried walking into a room backwards?
-Ooh!!

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-Hello! I hate gay people!
-Wow, that is MUCH worse.

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-Why, what did I say?
-You don't know you're doing it, do you?

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-What if you said nothing?
-Ooooh...

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See? That wasn't so...
JACK!?

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Ahhh!!! No! No! All him!
Not my idea!

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Why doesn't he try coming in
through the window?

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[together]
Ooooh!!

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[lamp smashes]
Shit...

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[thud]

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Hi?

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[crowd]:
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!

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I now pronounce you husband and husband.

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You may kiss the groom.

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[both yell in horror]

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I'M NOT GAY!!

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I LOVE IT.

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Hey guys!
I hope you enjoyed that video!

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I want you to go check out a trailer
for a series called "Project: Library"

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I've been working on with these guys.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

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It was made possible by The Multiverse

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which is another channel you now
have to go and check out.

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I'm sorry to make you do two things
but I'm sure you'll handle it.

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TomSka Out!
Don't steal my thing...