So that's when he says to me: "Of course you're gonna have to put those whores down!"
[All laugh]
Hold up!
It's a Guitar Bandit.
What's a guitar bandit?
It's a bandit...with a guitar.
...Yeah
Don't worry...I got this.
Hey there, Guitar Bandit! Come here, Guitar Bandit!
That's a lovely guitar you got there!
Yeah! Come here, Guitar Bandit!
[Guitar riff]
-Oh my god! -That was AWESOME!
[Guitar riff]
Let's tune this guy up.
[Song starts: "Guitar Warfare" by LilDeuceDeuce & Rob Scallon]
It's no use! He's too good!
Come on, guys! Just remember what we learned in music school!
You can't microwave a dog?
A blowjob a day keeps the breakup away?
Yeah, you guys and I learned very different things in music school.
[Guitars strum]
But his riffs are too sick!
Let's give him a taste of his own... ...medicine?
[Guitars play]
[Ukulele strums gently]
Can you just go?
Yeah. No one likes ukulele.
Yeah, I bet you like Doctor Who as well.
[Guitars play]
Tom! Drop the bass!
You're a little flat.
Don't fret about it.
[Dubstep plays]
-That was terrible. -Ukuleles are terrible.
Hello, and welcome to Standing Up School!
[thud] And you fail!
Hey, you got a license for that?!
You'll never take me alive!