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So that's when he says to me:
"Of course you're gonna have to put those whores down!"

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[All laugh]

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Hold up!

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It's a Guitar Bandit.

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What's a guitar bandit?

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It's a bandit...with a guitar.

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...Yeah

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Don't worry...I got this.

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Hey there, Guitar Bandit!
Come here, Guitar Bandit!

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That's a lovely guitar you got there!

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Yeah! Come here, Guitar Bandit!

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[Guitar riff]

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-Oh my god!
-That was AWESOME!

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[Guitar riff]

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Let's tune this guy up.

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[Song starts:
"Guitar Warfare" by LilDeuceDeuce & Rob Scallon]

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It's no use! He's too good!

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Come on, guys!
Just remember what we learned in music school!

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You can't microwave a dog?

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A blowjob a day keeps the
breakup away?

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Yeah, you guys and I learned
very different things in music school.

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[Guitars strum]

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But his riffs are too sick!

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Let's give him a taste of his own...
...medicine?

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[Guitars play]

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[Ukulele strums gently]

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Can you just go?

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Yeah. No one likes ukulele.

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Yeah, I bet you like
Doctor Who as well.

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[Guitars play]

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Tom! Drop the bass!

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You're a little flat.

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Don't fret about it.

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[Dubstep plays]

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-That was terrible.
-Ukuleles are terrible.

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Hello, and welcome to
Standing Up School!

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[thud]
And you fail!

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Hey, you got a license for that?!

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You'll never take me alive!