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So that's it... you click cookies...

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I'm at 207.6 cookies per second.

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My CPS is only 26.8...

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*sigh*

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What is he doing?

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He's beginning to believe.

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You gotta stop this guy he's taking my cookies!
- I'm locked!

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His CPS is off the charts! NONONONONONONO

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I'm LOSIN' MY COOKIES!
*Phone rings*

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Hello?

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I didn't call you to tell you how this is going to end...

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I called you to tell you how this is going to begin...

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I'm going to hang up this mouse, and I'm going to show these people something that you don't want them to see.

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I'm going to show them a world with Synapse.

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A world of INFINITE COOKIES.

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Where we click from there is a choice I leave to you...

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I WANT 'EM BACK!
- You're locked out!

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NOW!

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PLEASE... get my cookies back...