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I'll bake up a solution
(pun: resheniye ('solution') sounds similar to pecheniye ('cookies')),
Now I know how to do it.

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A cat has full nine lives,
So getting just two would be easy.

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And I do have everything
To make some time sorbet.

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And there's simply no time
For temporary measures.

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That's how I conjure gypsy-style!
Paws of a newt and a few words,

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Then I whip up the time into custard.
Now jump in! The portal is ready!

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oO

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Steak ala nu, don't you fear it Apple Bloom!
Life isn't all nice and easy (lit.: 'isn't a pound of raisins to eat')
Even if you're a raisin yourself!

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Throw in some figs and a postcard,

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Bread and butter, Nonsense and red,
Pickle and chocolate,

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Frosting and a storyboard!
Yeast is rising, and we'll leave the cracking for later.

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Pinkie, if you're hearing this, It means the time has come.
Just let us go and don't even think about baking a portal!

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The cauldron is seething and the Fourth Wall is now being boiled!
I'll add some oil cake, save my parents, and we will live happily ever after!

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That's how I conjure gypsy-style!
Little ponies tears and a mercurial crowbar (OR some mercurial scrap)

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Oh Lord, with you helping my witchcraft
Someday I'll find my home!

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Maybe... Someday... A home...