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Ayy, naaah, oh, osheentosи

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Uh, yeah, I, I-I-I

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I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen

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It's not available - if you try it once you will die

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Your face will melt off and your children will weep

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over your exploded body 

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-You love to party -What's not to love?

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The run I was on made Jagger and Richards

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Look like droopy-eyed armless children

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That's how I party

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I was bangin 7 gram rocks - that's how I roll - WINNING

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I have one gear: GO! EPIC WINNING

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-Are you bipolar? -I'm bi-WINNING

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Win here, win there, WIN WIN everywhere, where---

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Absolute victory -Everywhere, where, where---

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I'm on a quest -We're gonna win everywhere

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Right every single wrooOOoO00oong

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I'm a total frickin rock star from Mars -WINNING

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C'mon, bro, I got tiger blood -WINNING

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You borrow my brain and be like DUDE, can't handle it

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Win here, win there, WIN WIN everywhere

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I've got a list. Help me sort this.

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From the epic win to the desperately winless

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-Chicken nuggets -WINNING

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-Bubble gum -WINNING

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-Pretendin to text to avoid someone -EPIC WINNING

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-Slow dancin -WINNING

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-Slow pantsin -WINNING 

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-Breakin the rules of the Geneva Convention(s) -WEAK.

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-Adonis blood -WINNING

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-Violent love -WINNING

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-Givin needy women caresses and hugs

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EPIC WINNING

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-Childbirth -WINNING

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-Colin Firth -WINNING

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Tinky Winky's purse!

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Duh...WINNING, WINNING, I-I-I-I

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I was bangin 7 gram rocks - that's how I roll - WINNING

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I have one gear: GO! EPIC WINNING

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-Are you bipolar? - I'm bi-WINNING

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Win here, win there, win everywhere

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I'm a total frickin rock star from Mars - WINNING

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C'mon, bro, I got tiger blood

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You borrow my blood and be like DUDE, can't handle it

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Win here, win there, WIN WIN everywhere, where