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-You ready for this?
-Not really.

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It'll be fine!

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Chris, we have
something to tell you--

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-I think that went well!
-You threw up and we both left.

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-That's all in the past.
-It was literally 30 seconds ago.

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-That's a matter of opinion.
-No it isn't. Let's try again.

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Chris, we have something
to tell you.

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-I chloroformed myself, didn't I?
-Yeah, you did.

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Don't do it again!!

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Look - you take
the lead this time.

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[nonsensical rambling]

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You see, the thing is,
Jenny and I--

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-I'll just kill him.
-Woah, woah!!

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-LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
-NO NO!!

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Mum! Dad! I'm gay!

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WRONG. I hope...

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IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT!
THIS COULD BE SO EASY!

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-When two people spend a lot of time together--
-Where are your legs?!

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-[Tom speaks German]
-Nein!

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Chris--

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-I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!
-You're chubby!

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You can't even get THAT right?!

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-Thomas. THOMAS.
-Give me the...no!

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-I'm really bad at this, aren't I?
-Yeah, Chris is never gonna find out about us.

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Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!

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Chris, I know this is hard for you
to hear, but I'm dating your sister.

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Yeah, that's fine--

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WHOOPS.

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I think that went well.