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-What happened here?
-Suicide.

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How'd he do it?

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Well...he took this gun, and he--

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-HOLY SHIT!
-WHAT THE BITCH?!

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-WHO DOES THAT?!
-THAT WAS SO IRRESPONSIBLE!!

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What the hell's happened here?!

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He shot himself!

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How'd that happen?!

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He just took this gun and he--

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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He was 17 years from retirement.

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-We heard gunshots, is everyone alright?
-What's going on?!

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-OH GOD!
-WHAT HAPPENED?!

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-Well, they keep taking this gun and--
-NO NO NO NO!

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SON OF A BITCH!

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Well, thanks to you, I didn't
hear what he said!

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Oh, it's really simple. He picked up the gun,
put it to his head.

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-OH!
-AAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Oh no! My twin brother!

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Where did you come from?!

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-What ha--
-No! No! Don't ask him!

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[whispers]
What...happened?

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[whispers]
Well, you see...he picked up the gun...

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-...like this.
-Okay.

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-...like this.
-Okay.

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-Put the gun to his head...
-With a pillow?

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-...like this...
-Okay.

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-...then he pulled the trigger--
-OHHHH! OOOOHHHHHH!

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OH MY GAWD!!

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-Oh no! MY twin brother!
-Why are so many of you twins?!

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[Both]:
Nepotism!

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Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

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-So what happened?
-Well, he picked up the gun...

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...and then he put it to his--

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No, that's not right, he--

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I hate this job.

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Please...please don't ask...

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Wwwwhhhhaaaaaaat

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-Haaaaaapppeeeeeeennnnnneeeedddd???!!!
-AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

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What happened to Daddy?

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Well, honey!